Comedy Car Stickers for Le Mans!!!

[rude girl]

Balmoral Green said:

Any ideas on silly slogans that would suit a Bentley Turbo R? Suggestions please, Thank you.

I like the idea of using a sticker that's in common use, and putting it somewhere you'd never see it. How about

'This vehicle is limited to 57mph'
'This vehicle has a safe to which the crew have no access'
'Well Driven? Call *** ****'
'Caution - Hedge Trimming'


If you had a Caterham, then I think 'Baby on Board' or 'Caution, Show Dogs in Transit' might work quite well.

[v15ben]

rude girl said:

'This vehicle is limited to 57mph'

I could use that one anyway!!

[love machine]

Running in please pass. Is always a good one "Moi Officeur? mon engine est tres fragile, je fully adhere to le speed limit a 120 km"

[Xplosiv]

I always liked

"No dogs or fat chicks" myself ....

[Balmoral Green]

What would be the french for 'Caution, driver has mad cow disease'?

I was thinking of something like 'Bentley, la premiere beouf anglais' followed by the mad cow line.

[rude girl]

Balmoral Green said:

What would be the french for 'Caution, driver has mad cow disease'? I was thinking of something like 'Bentley, la premiere beouf anglais' followed by the mad cow line.

off topic I know, but that reminds me of something I saw in Tesco's when the scare was at its height.

Mrs picked up a joint of beef, hubby says 'I'm not eating that', and Mrs says 'I'm the only mad cow you need to worry about'.

[Tyre Smoke]

rude girl said:

[ 'This vehicle has a safe to which the crew have no access'

Seeing as both me and my mate are going, and both work for Securicor, this might be quite a laugh.....

[big_si]

ummm...

"You can't have a slow car down the Mulsanne Straight.. You can with a Nissan!"


...i'll get me coat!

[v15ben]

big_si said:

ummm... "You can't have a slow car down the Mulsanne Straight.. You can with a Nissan!" ...i'll get me coat!

Like It, I need to find something with few enough letters to fit on my number plates and sadly that looks too long (she said Sorry!)

[omitchell]

warning this car can do 0-60 i 4.3.....minutes

[big_si]

LMP1, looking for 2 more drivers

[Tripps]

Can I suggest this livery....



The four wheel drive and 265 bhp mid-mounted engine might be stretching the concept a little too much though

[v15ben]

Tripps said:

Can I suggest this livery.... The four wheel drive and 265 bhp mid-mounted engine might be stretching the concept a little too much though

In all seriousness, I would absolutely love one of those! If my numbers came up, I'd get the BTCC team to build me one

[door]

Best one I have seen was 2 blokes in suits in a BRG Virage Vantage
Plate was "AM 1" that was obviously just stuck over the real plate and a sign in the window saying
"Crime does play"

Brilliant.

We have a Chunto Mini and a Chunto Ducati in our group. If you can work out what "Chunto" is! we also have Chunto @ Le Mans t-shirts.

[maxf]

Not sure what to put on the elise. Maybe:

'If you can see this Ive lost my caravan'

'Elise: Would like to meet reliable engine for fun and maybe more'

or some other bollox I come up with.

[996 turbo]

Could always try something similar to this...



Took us ages to think up that did.

Steve, 996TT
www.theratpac.com

[v15ben]

996 turbo said:

Took us ages to think up that did. Steve, 996TT www.theratpac.com

Love it, will be looking out for the ratpac at LM this year!

[minimax]

I was thinking about "caution, breakdown imminent" for the mini..as an everyday add on though