Pistonheads Fight Club

[rfisher]

I'm stressed and bored at work (not a good combination), so I'm relieving both by spending a few minutes thinking about entertaining ways to boost my income post retirement.

As we don't have an official PH fight club, I thought that maybe I'd start one.

You pay £10 to get in, sign a load of disclaimer forms, wonder off to the bar and check the app which, Grinder like shows the location of other PH members within a 1 mile radius.

The app also rates the members with a PHMWINTOKITF score, which it has automatically calculated by your previous clicking of a button on the app, pressed every time that member had dared to cross your path on the forum.

You message the member that you'd most like to have a scrap with and arrange your fight.

Who's up for this then?

Obviously I'll now get a load of 'you're top of my list buddy' responses.

[Biker's Nemesis]

I'm in, I'll look after the money.

[eybic]

rfisher said:

As we don't have an official PH fight club,

That you know of

[Pericoloso]

!st rule of PH fight club is ,you do not......etc etc.....

[valiant]

You do know the first rule about Fight Club, right?


maybe one already exists, maybe it doesn't. But the rule is obeyed!,

[Leonard Stanley]

Meh, Pistonheads Wife-swap Club?

[Timmy45]

Leonard Stanley said:

Meh, Pistonheads Wife-swap Club?

This will require pictures.

[Cold]

Leonard Stanley said:

Meh, Pistonheads Wife-swap Club?

Offering: Wife
Swap for: Good condition fuel tank for a 11A Land Rover.

Tel: [phone]

[rfisher]

I think the app could have many potential uses including wife swap, car loan, financial adviser baiting etc.

However, for the PHFC, hair pulling would not be allowed.

We need blood on the floor.

[DonkeyApple]

rfisher said:

I think the app could have many potential uses including wife swap, car loan, financial adviser baiting etc.

However, for the PHFC, hair pulling would not be allowed.

We need blood on the floor.

Will blood on the landing suffice?

[Pericoloso]

DonkeyApple said:

Will blood on the landing suffice?

Only if you are dominating it first ......and the stairs.

[WinstonWolf]

Cold said:

Leonard Stanley said:

Meh, Pistonheads Wife-swap Club?

Offering: Wife
Swap for: Good condition fuel tank for a 11A Land Rover.

Tel: [phone]

Cracking memory there!

[Monkeylegend]

This should sort the directors from the boys.

I don't like pain so can I become a non-contact voyeuristic member?

[talksthetorque]

Cold said:

Offering: Wife
Swap for: Good condition fuel tank for a 11A Land Rover.

Tel: [phone]

Phone Number + vehicle.

You are John Craven AICMFP

[rfisher]

No voyeurs.

If you're there then you're fighting.

[DonkeyApple]

Wouldn’t the app be better built around a Pokemon Go sort of structure? Keep things moving fast? Plus it only comes online at random moments during the day so wherever you are and whatever you’re doing you have to engage with immediate targets swiftly and stay alert at all times. One minute you’re being served a coffee, next you’re collecting your teeth from the barista’s boots. Or you’re snoozing in front of Countdown and Stanley from next door is ploughing his Kia Picanto into your living room, holding a rake out the window like a lance.

I’ll offer run the in-app spread betting book.

[fathomfive]

Leonard Stanley said:

Meh, Pistonheads Wife-swap Club?

[silobass]

Thread seems to be developing a trend - I can see lots of admin getting done.

[Halmyre]

Biker's Nemesis said:

I'm in, I'll look after the money.

And I'll hold the jackets. And the watches.

[Pericoloso]

Halmyre said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

I'm in, I'll look after the money.

And I'll hold the jackets. And the watches.

I can handle the valet parking.

"Watch this !"