Warning signs in a small ad

Warning signs in a small ad

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MitchT

15,867 posts

209 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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67Dino said:
Just seen this ad which immediately put me off what could be a perfectly good car:
https://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1016387
The wheels would put me off that. What sort of person puts oversize aftermarket wheels on a Ferrari 328?

And, yes. No price means I move swiftly along.

Drive Blind

5,096 posts

177 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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theres a well known car salesman in Scotland that goes way OTT with the 'story' in his ads. Lots of bks that's either not relevant or impossible to verify.

In fact, without even mentioning his name this post will probably be removed. Any post with his company name (and he's been through a few) get removed. He must have a hotline to PH towers.

I'd never buy a car off him but his ads always give me a laugh.


gamefreaks

1,964 posts

187 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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here we have 4 sale audi a3 with sports exhaust and has been lowered 1000s spent chipped which gives more power mot till next month quick sale no time wasters only selling cuz i have been banned air con needs regas easy fix buyer collect from luton near train station

treetops

1,177 posts

158 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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I'd avoid any advert with the following;

"Here I have for sale..."
"Bought for wife but too big, fast..."
"Emigrating..."
"Full VOSA history..."
"Meticulously maintained by all previous owners..."
"No knocks or bangs..."
"Credit to previous owner..."
"Going up in value, appreciating classic..."
"Fully loaded..."
"Top spec..."
"First to see will buy..."
"No offers..."
"Only one previous keeper..."
"Service history..." (Not full!)
"Best offer secures..."
"Air-con needs a recharge..."

And to top it off avoiding any vehicle parked on waste ground, in a car park, in front of gates to stately home, on the grass of a local park. If it's a private sale let's see your house/drive. If it's a dealer a half decent pitch.

Presentation and truth is key, the above raises spidey senses.

Speed_Demon

2,662 posts

188 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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Just been reminded of a corker: "You won't find a better example for the money".

Really? So you've viewed every other available example of the model for sale and determined that have you? rolleyes

hooblah

539 posts

87 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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'Fully loaded' - It never is. Usually missing basic features like heated seats.

Distasteful modifications I tend to stay away from. Dodgy wheels on an otherwise standard car is a no no for me.

Ill avoid any car from Birmingham. And any car being sold by a Pakistani.


Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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What's wrong with ..."one previous keeper " ?

Prefer 1 over 10......confused

@Treetops.

cuprabob

14,621 posts

214 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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"one lady owner..."
"tastefully modified"
"OEM+"
"Genuine xxxxx miles on the clock"


anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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hooblah said:
'Fully loaded' - It never is. Usually missing basic features like heated seats.
This 1000 times over, I was in the market for a e39 before I got my current one, and the amount that were "fully loaded every option" etc that didn't have a sunroof, or heated seats or cruise control or leather.

Really boiled my piss that did.

67Dino

Original Poster:

3,583 posts

105 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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Pericoloso said:
What's wrong with ..."one previous keeper " ?

Prefer 1 over 10......confused

@Treetops.
The first thing many people do when they get a a used car is spend some money improving it. So more owners = more things have been sorted. Probably doesn’t apply to a true “one owner, cherished for 20 years” car but not many of those about.


treetops

1,177 posts

158 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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67Dino said:
Pericoloso said:
What's wrong with ..."one previous keeper " ?

Prefer 1 over 10......confused

@Treetops.
The first thing many people do when they get a a used car is spend some money improving it. So more owners = more things have been sorted. Probably doesn’t apply to a true “one owner, cherished for 20 years” car but not many of those about.
It's more just say "two owners", not "one previous". Makes it sound like one owner.

rallycross

12,791 posts

237 months

Sunday 16th September 2018
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Drive Blind said:
theres a well known car salesman in Scotland that goes way OTT with the 'story' in his ads. Lots of bks that's either not relevant or impossible to
Yes I know exactly who you are referring to, ( king of bull st) take lots of nice photos eg 944.

ZX10R NIN

27,604 posts

125 months

Monday 17th September 2018
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texaxile said:
100% agree.

"Aircon regas" gets me going. For the sake of £35 at Halfords or £55 at Kwik fit it's a no brainer, or "should cost no more than a tenner to fix", tells me all I need to know about the vendor.

Another thing is when they obscure the number plate, always triggers alarm bells because checking MOT history is part and parcel of deciding whether a motor is half decent or not. It's shocking to see the number of fails / advisories on "tread depth" these days.
The number plate thing I can understand as it's also a good way of getting you to ring & find out the reg so you can do your checks, it also gives the buyer an idea of who are serious potential buyers & who aren't.

Dusty964

6,923 posts

190 months

Monday 17th September 2018
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This popped up a week or so ago over here in Dubai

https://tnydu.biz/DOwPrN



Just odd that anyone thinks this would attract a buyer.








rallycross

12,791 posts

237 months

Monday 17th September 2018
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Drive Blind said:
theres a well known car salesman in Scotland that goes way OTT with the 'story' in his ads. Lots of bks that's either not relevant or impossible to
Yes I know exactly who you are referring to, ( king of bull st) take lots of nice photos eg 944.

ilikejam

1,089 posts

116 months

Monday 17th September 2018
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67Dino said:
rallycross said:
For me it’s when the vendor talks a load of balls with very little details about the condition and history the actual car being sold. Take this example from eBay today what a load of tosh.
“sporting executive image”
“curvaceous coupe is ready to roll”
“see its new age LED rear light clusters breaking away into the darkness”
“sport seats to hold you tight with any flamboyant driving”
“exquisite Harmon Kardon speakers”
“a true joy to cover continents”
“ready to take you on your next adventure”

roflroflrofl
I enjoyed all of those lines, but my favourite bit was the "Please" at the end - I can just imagine the desperation in their voice!

"Please someone buy this thing before it goes bang!!!"

cuprabob

14,621 posts

214 months

Monday 17th September 2018
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"Genuine reason for sale" is another one that really annoys me.


67Dino

Original Poster:

3,583 posts

105 months

Monday 17th September 2018
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Not a warning sign per se, but would it kill people selling LHD cars to say so when advertising on a UK site? The price is of course the giveaway, but even so. Hmph.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Monday 17th September 2018
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Should be able to spot that in the pics.....paperbag

gothatway

5,783 posts

170 months

Monday 17th September 2018
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"Relisted due to time-wasters"
"No (more) tyre-kickers"

Maybe if they had described it accurately in the first place ?