Secure/defensive vehicle mods

Secure/defensive vehicle mods

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Haltamer

2,455 posts

80 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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After all this, I hope OP doesn't roll into a flooded ditch and need to get out via a window - No number of glass hammers can save you now!

caelite

4,274 posts

112 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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Friend of mine has a lifted Hilux. Rock sliders down each side, ARB steel bumper on the front, and a custom fabricated dropside bed and steel rear bumper.

I've seen pictures of it absolutely ruining idiots cars in supermarket car parks. One woman had her kid open his door into the side bar and smashed her own window, he had another just nudge up against the bumper parking in a bay and it ripped there bonnet off like a can opener.

All the urban defence you'd ever need

fr_UK

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34 posts

66 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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FlatToTheMat said:
Haltamer said:
FlatToTheMat said:
Assuming this isnt a schoolkid dreaming and you're series then buy purpose built. Along the lines of a VR4 Built BMW such as: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-BMW-550i-Security-...tongue outf:0
That's only bullet resistant, not bullet proof! hehe
'Owt is better than nowt' - As I heard someone exclaim once

Ah the thing i forgot to suggest was, 'remain inconspicuous!', a Porsche of any description isnt, my money would go on a 4.8i Se X5 (Fitted with optional acoustic glass (Laminated)) with all the options.


Not bad if I can get the right interior combination, a lot of the ones ive seen look dated, from what ive read this glass would only be on the windscreen, will see how much it is to retro fit

fr_UK

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34 posts

66 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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Thesprucegoose said:
Surely something like this, repaint, retrim, job jobbed.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-110-Defender...tongue outf:0



I still want a bit of luxury! haha I have seen some similar ones in good shape but they still need a lot of work to be used on a daily basis. Good idea though

fr_UK

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34 posts

66 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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FlatToTheMat said:
Anything you do aftermarket wise will only have a limited effectiveness. Pentagon Glass Protection, Auto Lock on Doors, Disable Stop start, runflat tyres, ensuring you always have 1/2 tank of fuel and doing some advanced driving, evasive manoeuvring etc. Also id avoid low profile wheels, if going for a GTS, those wheels and tyres not not put up with accelerating across a curb etc at anything faster than walking pace!

Assuming this isnt a schoolkid dreaming and youre series then buy purpose built. Along the lines of a VR4 Built BMW such as: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-BMW-550i-Security-...tongue outf:0

Edited by FlatToTheMat on Saturday 20th October 18:22
Thanks! i saw this 5 series on gumtree but would rather do the mods myself so that I can pick the car and I would prefer a 4wd. Any other cars that would be good over curbs? Also I have checked out the pentagon window link too and will be calling tomorrow for a quote

fr_UK

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34 posts

66 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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caelite said:
Friend of mine has a lifted Hilux. Rock sliders down each side, ARB steel bumper on the front, and a custom fabricated dropside bed and steel rear bumper.

I've seen pictures of it absolutely ruining idiots cars in supermarket car parks. One woman had her kid open his door into the side bar and smashed her own window, he had another just nudge up against the bumper parking in a bay and it ripped there bonnet off like a can opener.

All the urban defence you'd ever need
This is what I need

PositronicRay

27,025 posts

183 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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overunder12g

432 posts

86 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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I think you need something good over KERBS?

toasty

7,473 posts

220 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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fr_UK said:
caelite said:
Friend of mine has a lifted Hilux. Rock sliders down each side, ARB steel bumper on the front, and a custom fabricated dropside bed and steel rear bumper.

I've seen pictures of it absolutely ruining idiots cars in supermarket car parks. One woman had her kid open his door into the side bar and smashed her own window, he had another just nudge up against the bumper parking in a bay and it ripped there bonnet off like a can opener.

All the urban defence you'd ever need
This is what I need
It'd probably ruin a pedestrian too, should the worst happen.

I'm all for personal protection but we don't live in Grand Theft Auto, in the UK at least.

fr_UK

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34 posts

66 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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overunder12g said:
I think you need something good over KERBS?
Most definitely, any suggestions?

fr_UK

Original Poster:

34 posts

66 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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PositronicRay said:
Thanks bud i have emailed about the Toyota they have

FlatToTheMat

1,426 posts

163 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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fr_UK said:
FlatToTheMat said:
Haltamer said:
FlatToTheMat said:
Assuming this isnt a schoolkid dreaming and you're series then buy purpose built. Along the lines of a VR4 Built BMW such as: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-BMW-550i-Security-...tongue outf:0
That's only bullet resistant, not bullet proof! hehe
'Owt is better than nowt' - As I heard someone exclaim once

Ah the thing i forgot to suggest was, 'remain inconspicuous!', a Porsche of any description isnt, my money would go on a 4.8i Se X5 (Fitted with optional acoustic glass (Laminated)) with all the options.


Not bad if I can get the right interior combination, a lot of the ones ive seen look dated, from what ive read this glass would only be on the windscreen, will see how much it is to retro fit
For the older X5 but heres an example: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-X5-E53-DOOR-WINDOW-...tongue outf:0

Acoustic/Security Glass (aka - Double glazed) of BMW's is Side windows afaik

DaveH23

3,236 posts

170 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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Protect it the South African way....

https://youtu.be/aLhWzMOccTg

Haltamer

2,455 posts

80 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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DaveH23 said:
Protect it the South African way....

https://youtu.be/aLhWzMOccTg
Whilst we're on SA: https://youtu.be/nl4GSuii7lI

All the people peddling Ghosts aught to see this service biggrin

PositronicRay

27,025 posts

183 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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fr_UK said:
PositronicRay said:
Thanks bud i have emailed about the Toyota they have
For additional security you could probably tow this, or at least have it in your front garden in case your followed. They did have a proper gun emplacement but looks like it's sold.

https://www.trinitymarine.co.uk/shop/ex-falklands-...



fr_UK

Original Poster:

34 posts

66 months

Sunday 21st October 2018
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PositronicRay said:
fr_UK said:
PositronicRay said:
Thanks bud i have emailed about the Toyota they have
For additional security you could probably tow this, or at least have it in your front garden in case your followed. They did have a proper gun emplacement but looks like it's sold.

https://www.trinitymarine.co.uk/shop/ex-falklands-...
laughtank


drmcw

172 posts

92 months

Friday 9th November 2018
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Re the Toyota

Many years ago I had a Range Rover classic painted matt black using a roller, bob tailed by cutting the back end off to the rear axle pickup style, tube rubbing bars down the side (so I could wedge it against a tree and roll round it), 4x2 steel bumpers that took no prisoners, raised suspension but nothing silly, big enough tyres and a lovely growly V8. Not one panel was flat - clearly a rufty tufty car (used in off road competition).

And I was STILL cut up on roundabouts by Euro boxes that would fall apart if they touched it.

It had very good brakes however.

DJT

231 posts

161 months

Friday 9th November 2018
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stuartmmcfc said:
Worried about a zombie apocalypse OP?
No, Brexit.

caelite

4,274 posts

112 months

Saturday 10th November 2018
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drmcw said:
Re the Toyota

Many years ago I had a Range Rover classic painted matt black using a roller, bob tailed by cutting the back end off to the rear axle pickup style, tube rubbing bars down the side (so I could wedge it against a tree and roll round it), 4x2 steel bumpers that took no prisoners, raised suspension but nothing silly, big enough tyres and a lovely growly V8. Not one panel was flat - clearly a rufty tufty car (used in off road competition).

And I was STILL cut up on roundabouts by Euro boxes that would fall apart if they touched it.

It had very good brakes however.
Aye, forgot to mention in the post I made, the lad who owns the Hilux works in a supermarket. His car sits in a rather notorious car park for ditherers 8-12 hours a day.

Although what is pretty depressing is it has a reputation on the local 'parked like a knob in XXXX' facebook page, and every time it gets brought up there are a large minority who complain that hitting plastic bumpers is harmless, and he shouldn't be allowed to park something that causes such damage there.

Some Guy

2,117 posts

91 months

Sunday 11th November 2018
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stuartmmcfc said:
Worried about a zombie apocalypse OP?
Then you need one of these. smile