Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 21]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 21]

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bolidemichael

13,903 posts

202 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Mr Micawber said:
CdeG - Get your purse out. I have just found your next regretinvestment.



https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1435569
I'm assuming the recommendation is due to the double win of a widow potentially on the rebound?

sdh2903

545 posts

173 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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steve_naive said:
Regarding the barge you made me buy and that I’m spending money on instead of driving:

EBay parts seller has asked for my VIN, duly provided, and now wants my engine number. Why? To confirm fitment, because it would be a non return item otherwise. (Sounds a bit like BS to me).

Can they use the numbers for nefarious purposes? Assume my identity, frame me for espionage related murders etc?
Some manufacturers use vin for part compatibility and some use eng no. The jag engine in my westfield is a nightmare for this, part fits eng no xxxx on or vin xxxx on etc.

Guess they just want to save any hassle with returns.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Not even remotely a barge, or 1-5k, but just to say there is hope. I have found a modern EV with an excellent, cosseting ride but which doesn't flobber around all over the place. If they can do it with this, what can they do with future barge-sized cars?

https://www.citroen.co.uk/models/c4-e-c4.html

Good work Citroen.

donkmeister

8,213 posts

101 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Krikkit said:
hehe Harsh

Saw a C6 today, and it looked absolutely tremendous, the want is again off the scale. I love this green one.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284638999478

Not sure if it's got the TGV pack, but at £6k pre-haggle seems strongly priced.
Around 2015, when used car prices had a modicum of sense to them, I saw a C6 3.0 HDi up for £20k on AT. It wasn't delivery miles, concourse condition etc. 2.7s could be had for less than half that at the time, and the ad was a real "I know what I've got, find another" type.

I wondered if the chap really didn't want to sell it but needed to show his missus that he had tried at least.

Personally, I always hankered for the C5 estate with the 3.0 HDi - felt like this would be a suitable vehicle for road trips through France, gliding along the bumpy lanes to the wineries with room to spare for a baguette and a string of onions, but with sufficient oomph to win the peage drag races every time.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Higher spec versions of the C5 come with active suspension too, and they go for pennies at auction. Usually with one corner on the bump stops....

21st Century Man

40,943 posts

249 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Here's something you don't see very often, a Toyota being fixed.

Thermostat replacement.

Draining the coolant was quite easy, there was a drain cock at the bottom of the radiator and two drain cocks on the engine block, each with a neat little stub of metal pipe to attach some clear hose to.

First little issue, though not a disaster, was the bolt sheering off that secures the front of the left bank intake resonator to the thermostat housing. Bugger! It has three fixing points and when it was refitted it was solid enough on just two of them. I've not drilled and tapped anything before, I'm not about to start now, it can stay as it is, though it will irk for a while knowing it's not perfect. I don't have a tap and die set anyway.



Old thermostat came out easy, new one went in easy.



As you can see, a rubbery bit had come apart on the old one.



I'm having a cup of tea now and will then refill with fresh coolant.

donkmeister

8,213 posts

101 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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charltjr said:
Not even remotely a barge, or 1-5k, but just to say there is hope. I have found a modern EV with an excellent, cosseting ride but which doesn't flobber around all over the place. If they can do it with this, what can they do with future barge-sized cars?

https://www.citroen.co.uk/models/c4-e-c4.html

Good work Citroen.
Citroen are dead to me until they stop trying to market oil-filled bumpstops as equivalent to oleopneumatic.

(ETA once they stop that, they'll still be dead to me until they start selling cars with proper wifty-wafty suspension that doesn't use metal springs.)

Edited by donkmeister on Thursday 12th May 11:40

Fatlad1973

251 posts

95 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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tobinen said:
Fatlad1973 said:
My W124 260E is in dire need of a new exhaust and has been for some time now. My man can't source the parts at a reasonable price and suggested I call the local specialist exhaust fabricator. They quoted £1,200 - £1,500! If the car was a keeper I'd maybe live with that, but I don't use the car and was thinking to move it on, but that's not going to be easy if, as I assume, it fails its MOT for the exhaust.

eBay search suggests that carexhaust_eu will send me a full system for £185 delivered, which is about a third of what I thought a cheap alternative should be. Is this an obvious scam or fitting disaster waiting to happen, or will it simply be an exhaust that does the job but rots in 5 years?
A quick browse of Autodoc shows options. It's worth a look but if you don't intend to keep it then I'd go with the cheapy.
Thanks - I did try Autodoc with the Mercedes official parts numbers but they don't have anything to cover the front part and apparently I need a full system. I also tried an online site 1st Choice that aggregates a load of breakers but nothing so far from them. I'm hoping my 'man' will say he's happy to try the Polish cheapy.

21st Century Man

40,943 posts

249 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Advice please.

Having examined the old thermostat, it's fouled by a piece of rubber that hasn't come from the two gaskets on the thermostat.





Having examined all the hoses and unions and followed the coolant route through the system, I can't think where it could of come from to be circulating in the system?

Derventio

1,227 posts

99 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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21st Century Man said:
Advice please.

Having examined the old thermostat, it's fouled by a piece of rubber that hasn't come from the two gaskets on the thermostat.





Having examined all the hoses and unions and followed the coolant route through the system, I can't think where it could of come from to be circulating in the system?
Water pump gasket? Are there any changeover valves in the system that might have an internal rubber seat?

If I recall correctly, when a friend of min had an import Alphard, he used to look at microfiche diagrams from a place called Nengen (Nengun?) performance to see where all the bits went. Might be worth a visit to see where all the gaskets are situated on your cooling system.

Edited by Derventio on Thursday 12th May 13:51

21st Century Man

40,943 posts

249 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Just had a look online, there are two O rings where the pump attaches to the block and one gasket for the water pump cover. It could be the latter but it's a strange one to squish inside?


Derventio

1,227 posts

99 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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21st Century Man said:
Just had a look online, there are two O rings where the pump attaches to the block and one gasket for the water pump cover. It could be the latter but it's a strange one to squish inside?

Is it possible that at some point prior to your ownership, someone has made a Horlicks of fitting one of these gaskets, removed what they could and refitted a new gasket, leaving bits of the original part floating around your cooling system?

21st Century Man

40,943 posts

249 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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I guess so. Just been for a drive, up to temp, thermostat, levels all fine. I should be happy but I think I'm going to have to do something preventative now, like remove and examine the water pump, a new one doesn't cost much anyway, so I might as well replace it. I'm not comfortable leaving it.

Derventio

1,227 posts

99 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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21st Century Man said:
I guess so. Just been for a drive, up to temp, thermostat, levels all fine. I should be happy but I think I'm going to have to do something preventative now, like remove and examine the water pump, a new one doesn't cost much anyway, so I might as well replace it. I'm not comfortable leaving it.
If a pump is relatively cheap, It's not worth taking the risk. Something as simple and cheap as a water pump failing can cause enough damage to write a car off, as my brother found this out when he failed to do the waterpump on his horrid 1.9 Vauxhall diesel. Pump seized throwing the new timing belt off and lots of metal fell into the sump.

On the upside, it was one more diesel Astra off the road.

Slow

6,973 posts

138 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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21st Century Man said:
It's nice and where would you find another one? But it's a lot of money imo. £18k puts you into a very different world of possibilities compared to the usual thread fodder.
18k is very very close to putting you into a L405 Range Rover… madness to even think about buying the Citroen at that price!

BenS94

1,920 posts

25 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Just popping in to say I'm really enjoying my hooligan spec estate... and that the Jag still hasn't appeared on Copart, which is odd.

Anyway, Readers Cars thread incoming, for anyone who wishes to lurk. ETA: Awaiting a new wiper arm as I snapped the old one whilst changing the blade... d'oh!

BenS94

1,920 posts

25 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Are these particularly ruinous? They seem to be quite a neatly designed, well specced big german motor for sensible money.
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202205065...

Huntsman

8,070 posts

251 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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donkmeister said:
Citroen are dead to me until they stop trying to market oil-filled bumpstops as equivalent to oleopneumatic.

(ETA once they stop that, they'll still be dead to me until they start selling cars with proper wifty-wafty suspension that doesn't use metal springs.)

Edited by donkmeister on Thursday 12th May 11:40
Citroen is the one car company that could sell me all my future cars for the rest of my driving days, all they have to do is start selling Citroens.

Krikkit

26,544 posts

182 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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W00DY said:
robsco said:
I had one, because I just had to. Green and magnolia is my ultimate colour combo, but I’d read a few bits over on the C6 forum that the car attached here was a bit of a pig. It’s been for sale for comfortably over a year.

I ended up with a Deep Red, low mileage car with the Lounge pack. It drove terrifically well, that is assuming you don’t want a car that is the last word in dynamics. The ride was exceptional, it was quiet and very refined (standard double glazing), fuel returns were acceptable. The £585 road tax (now £620) was just too bitter a pill to swallow. I couldn’t deal with paying that for a daily commuter, it’s plain offensive. Fond memories of it though, more charm and panache in its little finger than any of the German stuff could manage.



Fabulous. Luxury isn't just about making everything bigger and adding more gadgets.
Missed this earlier, what a lovely thing. Other than road tax and the black stuff, was it kind for spendage?

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

235 months

Thursday 12th May 2022
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Given the Citroen love, what are people's views of the C5? I quite fancy a cheap mini barge and I quite like the looks. Not bothered about engine or transmission so can be any combination - a nice comfortable ride and a bit of waft is what I am after.

Good idea or will I regret it?
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