Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 22]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 22]

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E90_M3Ross

35,081 posts

212 months

Tuesday 26th March
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bolidemichael said:
Yet another unicorn S211 E500 with the larger M273 5.5L V8 -- albeit 20% over budget. This one looks quite nice without having undertaken any requisite MOT checks, ofc.



The volume of recent E500 estate sales is curious... could be coincidence, or perhaps running such a thirsty old Merc with increased inflation and the subsequent squeeze on budgets... perhaps the transition to EV?
No link? No idea RE transition to EV to be honest! Interesting thought though. I suspect not, given its lack of use recently, in this case.

deadtom

2,557 posts

165 months

Tuesday 26th March
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E90_M3Ross said:
No link? No idea RE transition to EV to be honest! Interesting thought though. I suspect not, given its lack of use recently, in this case.
here

The image is the link, but because of reasons it doesn't work if you click the image after it's been quoted, has to be the original post


E90_M3Ross

35,081 posts

212 months

Tuesday 26th March
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deadtom said:
E90_M3Ross said:
No link? No idea RE transition to EV to be honest! Interesting thought though. I suspect not, given its lack of use recently, in this case.
here

The image is the link, but because of reasons it doesn't work if you click the image after it's been quoted, has to be the original post
Ah, cheers.

Pic 4 and 14.....is it doing 40mph whilst stationary? hehe

GeniusOfLove

1,351 posts

12 months

Tuesday 26th March
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deadtom said:
Very smart looking thing, though lack of heated seats seems odd on a '500. Maybe they spent all their budget on the engine and had nothing left for extras.

Also, of all the things that have aged badly in the last 20 years, integrated screens in the back of headrests must be the worst. Thankfully it seems like it was a short lived craze, but they just look awful now.
Are they better or worse than the 5" blurry dim LCD on a stick that constituted a £3k "rear screen entertainment package" in cars like the W220 and Phaeton?



I think they only stopped because people who can't spend more than 3 minutes without watching something on a screen wanted something bigger than you can fit in a headrest, so now it's a larger screen that on some cars, but obviously not something as tacky and classless as W222 S-Class, hides away in the backrest.



Or, for the ultimate council house on wheels experience, the new 7 series can be equipped with a 31" screen that folds down from the ceiling.



I've had a few barges with "rear seat entertainment systems" and once we've all laughed at how quickly they've dated they rarely get used. The best/worst was in an S-Type Jaguar that didn't actually have any sort of TV tuner or DVD player to go with it so could only play things from a composite aux source of some sort. The screens were so bad I was surprised to find out they were TFT and not some dual scan panels Jaguar found in a skip.

Edited by GeniusOfLove on Tuesday 26th March 11:37

deadtom

2,557 posts

165 months

Tuesday 26th March
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GeniusOfLove said:
Are they better or worse than the 5" blurry dim LCD on a stick that constituted a £3k "rear screen entertainment package" in cars like the W220 and Phaeton?

...

I've had a few barges with "rear seat entertainment systems" and once we've all laughed at how quickly they've dated they rarely get used.
True, the back of the seat mount is no better, and that one in the W220 is disgusting, but at least those are removable. They are removable, right?

right?

when I finally attain the pinnacle of life and can afford to buy an ageing Range Rover / XJR, so help me god, it will not have those wretched head rest screens.

ingenieur

4,097 posts

181 months

Tuesday 26th March
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nobrakes said:
E90_M3Ross said:
bolidemichael said:
dscam said:
A very cheap, or very expensive, route into S600 ownership…

One for GoL, surely:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176301274305?mkcid=16&a...

“There’s a light on, which could be a coil pack, but Imma from Barcelona, I know nothing”
"I've taken it to a mechanic and he's told me it's going to cost a fortune, so I'm selling it".
Just like the pair a couple of weeks ago. Talk about brave pull/gonads of titanium.

Someone will buy it though.
The question which came to my mind was whether or not my engine hoist is good enough to lift a v12.

You would have to be seriously brave to buy that car. It has all the complexities of a turbocharging system TWICE. That's on top of the already hugely complex engine bay you would find in a normally aspirated Mercedes of that era.

Also... frankly, looking at the prices being asked for newer versions on Autotrader this old 2006 model is still over priced at £5k. You can get a 2010 car with no declared faults (and thousands of undeclared faults) for around the £10k mark.

ingenieur

4,097 posts

181 months

Tuesday 26th March
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BenS94 said:
Reasonably early and rather nice E39.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/226042738847?mkcid=16&a...

ETA: link correction.


Edited by BenS94 on Tuesday 26th March 09:30
That is rather nice. I remember sitting in the back of an identical car for a long journey when they were current. It was brand new and belonged to one of the senior managers - we were going off on a jolly somewhere.

GeniusOfLove

1,351 posts

12 months

Tuesday 26th March
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deadtom said:
True, the back of the seat mount is no better, and that one in the W220 is disgusting, but at least those are removable. They are removable, right?

right?

when I finally attain the pinnacle of life and can afford to buy an ageing Range Rover / XJR, so help me god, it will not have those wretched head rest screens.
You just forget they are there, and are standard fit on top spec X351 XJs and probably FFRRs too. I'm surprised how thorough the system in my X351 is, it comes with three independent digital TV tuners, three DAB tuners, and three FM tuners so all three passengers can listen to or watch different stuff independently with the front passenger using the dual view feature of the nav screen. I've not bothered finding out if they can all play something different from a USB stick at the same time though.

I think it's been used twice.

NomduJour

19,121 posts

259 months

Tuesday 26th March
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GeniusOfLove said:

ingenieur

4,097 posts

181 months

Tuesday 26th March
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deadtom said:
bolidemichael said:
Yet another unicorn S211 E500 with the larger M273 5.5L V8 -- albeit 20% over budget. This one looks quite nice without having undertaken any requisite MOT checks, ofc.



The volume of recent E500 estate sales is curious... could be coincidence, or perhaps running such a thirsty old Merc with increased inflation and the subsequent squeeze on budgets... perhaps the transition to EV?
Very smart looking thing, though lack of heated seats seems odd on a '500. Maybe they spent all their budget on the engine and had nothing left for extras.

Also, of all the things that have aged badly in the last 20 years, integrated screens in the back of headrests must be the worst. Thankfully it seems like it was a short lived craze, but they just look awful now.
It's a very low spec apart from the pretty rare screens. I think those are the plastic seats (rather than leather). Full airmatic I think is standard on the e500 so that wasn't added... it's just there. Partial electric seat for the driver only. No sunroof. No distronic (adaptive cruise)

BenS94

1,909 posts

24 months

Tuesday 26th March
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NomduJour said:
GeniusOfLove said:
How did you get that photograph of me, NJ? biglaugh

QBee

20,984 posts

144 months

Tuesday 26th March
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ingenieur said:
deadtom said:
bolidemichael said:
Yet another unicorn S211 E500 with the larger M273 5.5L V8 -- albeit 20% over budget. This one looks quite nice without having undertaken any requisite MOT checks, ofc.



The volume of recent E500 estate sales is curious... could be coincidence, or perhaps running such a thirsty old Merc with increased inflation and the subsequent squeeze on budgets... perhaps the transition to EV?
Very smart looking thing, though lack of heated seats seems odd on a '500. Maybe they spent all their budget on the engine and had nothing left for extras.

Also, of all the things that have aged badly in the last 20 years, integrated screens in the back of headrests must be the worst. Thankfully it seems like it was a short lived craze, but they just look awful now.
It's a very low spec apart from the pretty rare screens. I think those are the plastic seats (rather than leather). Full airmatic I think is standard on the e500 so that wasn't added... it's just there. Partial electric seat for the driver only. No sunroof. No distronic (adaptive cruise)
I was looking at photo 5 and then saw "Mint" in the description at the top.
Mint to a blind man in wellies, maybe

ingenieur

4,097 posts

181 months

Tuesday 26th March
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QBee said:
ingenieur said:
deadtom said:
bolidemichael said:
Yet another unicorn S211 E500 with the larger M273 5.5L V8 -- albeit 20% over budget. This one looks quite nice without having undertaken any requisite MOT checks, ofc.



The volume of recent E500 estate sales is curious... could be coincidence, or perhaps running such a thirsty old Merc with increased inflation and the subsequent squeeze on budgets... perhaps the transition to EV?
Very smart looking thing, though lack of heated seats seems odd on a '500. Maybe they spent all their budget on the engine and had nothing left for extras.

Also, of all the things that have aged badly in the last 20 years, integrated screens in the back of headrests must be the worst. Thankfully it seems like it was a short lived craze, but they just look awful now.
It's a very low spec apart from the pretty rare screens. I think those are the plastic seats (rather than leather). Full airmatic I think is standard on the e500 so that wasn't added... it's just there. Partial electric seat for the driver only. No sunroof. No distronic (adaptive cruise)
I was looking at photo 5 and then saw "Mint" in the description at the top.
Mint to a blind man in wellies, maybe
Pretty sure the nearside front wheel has a bad rash as well. Not mint.

W00DY

15,492 posts

226 months

Tuesday 26th March
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/395294501701

Green over green with zebrano lick

Earl of Hazzard

3,603 posts

158 months

Tuesday 26th March
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W00DY said:



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/395294501701

Green over green with zebrano lick
Thud

CharlesdeGaulle

26,267 posts

180 months

Tuesday 26th March
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Earl of Hazzard said:
W00DY said:



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/395294501701

Green over green with zebrano lick
Thud
Yeah. W00DY has a knack of digging them out.

biggbn

23,360 posts

220 months

Tuesday 26th March
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W00DY said:



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/395294501701

Green over green with zebrano lick
Oh wow, that is lovely.

21st Century Man

40,912 posts

248 months

Tuesday 26th March
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A blow over and some vinyl repairs, doesn't need much really.

nobrakes

2,976 posts

198 months

Tuesday 26th March
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ingenieur said:
QBee said:
ingenieur said:
deadtom said:
bolidemichael said:
Yet another unicorn S211 E500 with the larger M273 5.5L V8 -- albeit 20% over budget. This one looks quite nice without having undertaken any requisite MOT checks, ofc.



The volume of recent E500 estate sales is curious... could be coincidence, or perhaps running such a thirsty old Merc with increased inflation and the subsequent squeeze on budgets... perhaps the transition to EV?
Very smart looking thing, though lack of heated seats seems odd on a '500. Maybe they spent all their budget on the engine and had nothing left for extras.

Also, of all the things that have aged badly in the last 20 years, integrated screens in the back of headrests must be the worst. Thankfully it seems like it was a short lived craze, but they just look awful now.
It's a very low spec apart from the pretty rare screens. I think those are the plastic seats (rather than leather). Full airmatic I think is standard on the e500 so that wasn't added... it's just there. Partial electric seat for the driver only. No sunroof. No distronic (adaptive cruise)
I was looking at photo 5 and then saw "Mint" in the description at the top.
Mint to a blind man in wellies, maybe
Pretty sure the nearside front wheel has a bad rash as well. Not mint.
Nice. Understated.

Memory seats for when Mrs Nobrakes borrows it, and a stereo of sorts. That’s enough bling.





W00DY

15,492 posts

226 months

Wednesday 27th March
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256459416575

Glacier green with Navy velour is an unusual, but quite pleasant one.