Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 22]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 22]

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biggbn

23,563 posts

221 months

Sunday 3rd March
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21st Century Man said:
biggbn said:
I don't 'get' the fun thing with barges. A barge is about being cosseted from the outside world. It should make you feel impervious to everything from road conditions to 'culture wars' and international politics. It is your haven of self, a hermetically sealed bubble where only you matter and you feel relaxed, confident and reinvigorated to face your next gathering of Powerfully built directors or the bustle of the middle aisles at Aldi. Fun doesn't come into it. Some are quick, sone are slower, but all are a panacea for life itself. You should be able to get a barge on the NHS to help your mental health. Fun? Pah, ill take the big Japanese saloon with the silent v8 and insulate myself against the many slings and arrows outrageous fortune tosses my way.....
I have fun in mine. I drive it hard and throw it around a bit. It's hopeless of course, and the fun bit is usually in tandem with high anxiety too. My CG lock is a must when being uncouth.
Man, I have fun driving anything, anything at all, but barges seem to elicit a slower pace of life when I slide behind the wheel. I vew them as a mobile sofa from which to view the full technicolour, every dimensional experience that life presents itself as....burying your foot to leave others behind merely brings that technicolour experience at you more quickly and you see it disappearing in the rear view mirror, rapidly becoming a wistful homage to opportunities not taken. I like to savour it all, and a barge let's me do just that....


I drive a mini by the way smile

ChocolateFrog

25,574 posts

174 months

Sunday 3rd March
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I usually drive barges slowly because when I owned them I couldn't really afford to run them biglaugh

Still kind of proud and amazed that I ran a LS400 for my 120 mile a day commute while earning £19k.

Now nearly 20 years later I've gone soft.

biggbn

23,563 posts

221 months

Sunday 3rd March
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ChocolateFrog said:
I usually drive barges slowly because when I owned them I couldn't really afford to run them biglaugh

Still kind of proud and amazed that I ran a LS400 for my 120 mile a day commute while earning £19k.

Now nearly 20 years later I've gone soft.
beer I think that's my real reason also, but my wittering sounded better in my head....

Patrick Bateman

12,197 posts

175 months

Sunday 3rd March
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E90_M3Ross said:
I'd say so, yes. They still have their issues (including valve stem seals) but I think they're slightly less bork-prone.
Even if they weren't, you'd be as well going all in to say you've had a V12 or stick with a 6 cylinder car.

Purchase price would be the main thing dictating that though really as the V12's seem to still be a lot more to buy.

nobrakes

3,000 posts

199 months

Sunday 3rd March
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S600L Bi-Turbo
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2022052561...

Stunning.

Looks a million bucks.

BenS94

1,940 posts

25 months

Sunday 3rd March
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nobrakes said:
S600L Bi-Turbo
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2022052561...

Stunning.

Looks a million bucks.
No longer available.

RUI488

323 posts

14 months

Sunday 3rd March
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BenS94 said:
nobrakes said:
S600L Bi-Turbo
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2022052561...

Stunning.

Looks a million bucks.
No longer available.
Somebody else (with the money) obviously agreed!

ingenieur

4,097 posts

182 months

Sunday 3rd March
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RUI488 said:
BenS94 said:
nobrakes said:
S600L Bi-Turbo
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2022052561...

Stunning.

Looks a million bucks.
No longer available.
Somebody else (with the money) obviously agreed!
There's another one from page 2: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202205256...

ingenieur

4,097 posts

182 months

Sunday 3rd March
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W00DY

15,501 posts

227 months

Sunday 3rd March
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ingenieur said:
RUI488 said:
BenS94 said:
nobrakes said:
S600L Bi-Turbo
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2022052561...

Stunning.

Looks a million bucks.
No longer available.
Somebody else (with the money) obviously agreed!
There's another one from page 2: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202205256...
They're the same car, the link in nobrake's post is copied as it displays on PH rather than the actual advert. Unless it's another S600 that was also listed on May 25th 2022.

Nuisance

4,439 posts

176 months

Sunday 3rd March
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dscam said:
One of my favourite Lexus, based on nothing more than the alloys…

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204677018374?mkcid=16&a...

I always liked these as a kid. That two tone colour and those wheels looks fab. I even like boring but incredibly functional Japanese interiors. Love it.

E90_M3Ross

35,118 posts

213 months

Sunday 3rd March
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ingenieur said:
My old 728i is still going and is on about 200k. I'm fact, my M3 is the only BMW I've owned that has yet to go over 100k biggrin

biggbn

23,563 posts

221 months

Sunday 3rd March
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
biggbn said:
AlexNJ89 said:
You're tasked with delivering a package 2,000 miles across Europe. It needs to be delivered asap so it's a lot of hours behind the wheel.

The package is about the size of a guitar case.

You have £10,000 to spend on a car to carry out the task.

Your petrol can be claimed back from the company so MPG is not an issue.

Which car do you take?
Best LS400 I could find....or an SC430....guitar case could go on passenger seat. Honorable mention for best citroen cx, or xm I could find or a potentially ropey series 3 xj6....
There are certainly things we disagree on, but your respect for the SC430 makes us lifelong buddies.
Man, you've no need to disagree with my more esoteric thoughts now, I've retired from the NPE arena for good, it's jist not worth it. I'll take solace here, much more civilised. It seems you can be accepted here even when people post pics of biturbo s class mercs with the tagline 'looks a million bucks' and I'm thinking 'looks a million lire more like', not that I'd ever be stupid enough to post my thoughts.....




.....oops. smile

ingenieur

4,097 posts

182 months

Sunday 3rd March
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W00DY said:
ingenieur said:
RUI488 said:
BenS94 said:
nobrakes said:
S600L Bi-Turbo
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/2022052561...

Stunning.

Looks a million bucks.
No longer available.
Somebody else (with the money) obviously agreed!
There's another one from page 2: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202205256...
They're the same car, the link in nobrake's post is copied as it displays on PH rather than the actual advert. Unless it's another S600 that was also listed on May 25th 2022.
Thought that might be the case, bad linkage.

donkmeister

8,240 posts

101 months

Sunday 3rd March
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E90_M3Ross said:
ingenieur said:
My old 728i is still going and is on about 200k. I'm fact, my M3 is the only BMW I've owned that has yet to go over 100k biggrin
My S2000 isn't far off 100k miles, which is about 300k in barge miles biggrin Still pulls hard up to 9k rpm.

I remember back when I thought 60k miles was when a car had started to have it, and I was a bit dubious buying a 50k mile car. Ha!


ingenieur

4,097 posts

182 months

Sunday 3rd March
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Nuisance said:
dscam said:
One of my favourite Lexus, based on nothing more than the alloys…

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204677018374?mkcid=16&a...

I always liked these as a kid. That two tone colour and those wheels looks fab. I even like boring but incredibly functional Japanese interiors. Love it.
The advert said: "6 speed auto"

Our survey said: "bzzzt"

The answer is in fact 4-speed automatic. Let's have a look at another one, maybe you can do better next time.

Hippea

1,827 posts

70 months

Sunday 3rd March
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dscam said:
One of my favourite Lexus, based on nothing more than the alloys…

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204677018374?mkcid=16&a...

Love the look of these!

dscam

1,876 posts

188 months

Sunday 3rd March
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ingenieur said:
The advert said: "6 speed auto"

Our survey said: "bzzzt"

The answer is in fact 4-speed automatic. Let's have a look at another one, maybe you can do better next time.
Not really sure who that is directed towards? None of us wrote the advert.

If you don’t like it, just keep scrolling.

RUI488

323 posts

14 months

Sunday 3rd March
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dscam said:
Not really sure who that is directed towards? None of us wrote the advert.

If you don’t like it, just keep scrolling.
I’d say it’s directed towards the bloke who wrote the advert; that’s how i took it anyway.

As a distraction, you aren’t going to find many better ways to spend £4k -

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166621550998?itmmeta=01...

Black wheels are (goes without saying) utterly awful.

ingenieur

4,097 posts

182 months

Sunday 3rd March
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dscam said:
ingenieur said:
The advert said: "6 speed auto"

Our survey said: "bzzzt"

The answer is in fact 4-speed automatic. Let's have a look at another one, maybe you can do better next time.
Not really sure who that is directed towards? None of us wrote the advert.

If you don’t like it, just keep scrolling.