Cybertruck LMFAO

Cybertruck LMFAO

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Gone fishing

7,476 posts

132 months

Wednesday 8th May
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FourWheelDrift said:
Gone fishing said:
They’ve already said it’s not coming to Europe in its current form, it can’t meet the regulations.

As for testing before shipping, that’s what customers are for in the Tesla world
Cybertruck in Norway

It’s not for sale in Europe, it’s just a brand promotion to get the Tesla fanboys all excited about something they can’t buy

loudlashadjuster

5,515 posts

192 months

Wednesday 8th May
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Love my truck to [checks notes] wound me seriously

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads...

hidetheelephants

27,921 posts

201 months

Wednesday 8th May
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Some bellend decided to go one better than all the other bellends who were videoing their Cybertruck frunk lid chopping up vegetables and put his finger in there instead.

Jader1973

4,295 posts

208 months

Friday 10th May
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Gone fishing said:
It’s not for sale in Europe, it’s just a brand promotion to get the Tesla fanboys all excited about something they can’t buy
There is one touring Australia too. They’ll never sell it here either.

skwdenyer

17,987 posts

248 months

Friday 10th May
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Jader1973 said:
Gone fishing said:
It’s not for sale in Europe, it’s just a brand promotion to get the Tesla fanboys all excited about something they can’t buy
There is one touring Australia too. They’ll never sell it here either.
Is Australia not one place that such things *can* be sold, given that it doesn't breach any of the Australian design rules, and is exempt from car-style crash testing on account of its gross weight? All it would require, AIUI, is a conversion to RHD, something pretty easy to do thanks to the steer-by-wire system.

FourWheelDrift

89,689 posts

292 months

Sunday 12th May
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American version of Cock Piss Partridge.

https://new.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1cput...


ajprice

29,355 posts

204 months

Friday 17th May
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Engineering Explained on the 911 vs Cybertruck towing a 911 drag race.


loudlashadjuster

5,515 posts

192 months

Sunday 26th May
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Oh dear…


FourWheelDrift

89,689 posts

292 months

Sunday 26th May
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So they are pissing him about and he still wants to buy another Tesla, fool and their money.

Oh and one of the big unique features of the Tesla is being removed, you will not be able to run Steam games on the screens.

ajprice

29,355 posts

204 months

Thursday 30th May
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Machine polished body, not a wrap.


ChocolateFrog

28,931 posts

181 months

Thursday 30th May
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Highlights the ripples in the panels nicely.

ChocolateFrog

28,931 posts

181 months

Thursday 30th May
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Hoovie towed a Delorean behind his Cybertruck and the latter made the former look like it was put together by Lexus.

ChocolateFrog

28,931 posts

181 months

Thursday 30th May
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hidetheelephants said:
Some bellend decided to go one better than all the other bellends who were videoing their Cybertruck frunk lid chopping up vegetables and put his finger in there instead.
That was hilarious and does nothing to dispel the notion of Americans and their low IQ's.

FourWheelDrift

89,689 posts

292 months

Thursday 30th May
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ChocolateFrog said:
Hoovie towed a Delorean behind his Cybertruck and the latter made the former look like it was put together by Lexus.
That really shows up the st Tesla build quality. And he paid an extra $20k for self driving but it doesn't have it yet and doesn't know when he will either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRioLg7F_EI

Ken_Code

1,566 posts

10 months

Thursday 30th May
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FourWheelDrift said:
That really shows up the st Tesla build quality. And he paid an extra $20k for self driving but it doesn't have it yet and doesn't know when he will either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRioLg7F_EI
I paid for self-driving on my Model S. not only were the hoped for / promised features not available by the time I got it, they’d even removed some that had worked on the test drive.

FourWheelDrift

89,689 posts

292 months

Friday 14th June
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A month after delivery he's selling trying to sell the rubbish before catastrophic depreciation hits.


durbster

10,793 posts

230 months

Saturday 15th June
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Sales halted again apparently, due to an issue with the wiper. I don't know if it's to do with this quite extraordinary snippet from the user manual:

While driving in the rain, the wiper blade may pause in the horizontal position for approximately 30 seconds before continuing to wipe the windshield.

That sounds, well, terrifying.

h0b0

8,217 posts

204 months

Sunday 16th June
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EmailAddress said:
durbster said:
Sales halted again apparently, due to an issue with the wiper. I don't know if it's to do with this quite extraordinary snippet from the user manual:

While driving in the rain, the wiper blade may pause in the horizontal position for approximately 30 seconds before continuing to wipe the windshield.

That sounds, well, terrifying.
Potentially half a mile travelled blind scratchchin
I’m very sure it is like other cars where it temporary rests before going to park when the rain slows. Hoovie shows it on the video linked a couple of posts back.

Not sure why the stop sell order though.


Edited by h0b0 on Tuesday 2nd July 12:56

ChocolateFrog

28,931 posts

181 months

Sunday 16th June
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FourWheelDrift said:
A month after delivery he's selling trying to sell the rubbish before catastrophic depreciation hits.

Sounds like he made a couple of grand out of it plus 4 or 5 videos so despite pretending to be an idiot he's done very well for a months work and a bit of fun.

paddy1970

836 posts

117 months

Sunday 16th June
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Saw one in San Francisco...looks awful...