Thruxton TVR Challenge, Epic duel brewing?????????

Thruxton TVR Challenge, Epic duel brewing?????????

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Tuscan 29

1,353 posts

268 months

Wednesday 11th August 2004
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Pies said:
Probably some old has been


Ex29

No way, were already there

Ex 29

Ex 27


By the way, I hope you buggers apriciate all this as I've just gone and shelled out £££££££££££ (shit loads) to buy a car for what in real terms is one or two races, I must be

Ex27 and I may share the car,subject to TVR's consent, there again, Ex 27, known as "The Swedish chef" or "Smurf" to his mates, may buy in another one

No:6 is up to something here, I'm telling you now, the fellow is a cad and a bounder, and refuses to play with a straight bat. Somethings cooking here, I can smell it, and car No:9 is the key, some sort of "Ringer" at best, at worst, somebody to help him and hinder me

Pies

13,116 posts

257 months

Wednesday 11th August 2004
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NS

ratpit

Original Poster:

229 posts

240 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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Car No 9.
Is it a cunning plan by No 6 to take your eye off the ball ??.
Is it another factory driver ??.
Is it another blast from the past??.
Is it a newby ??.
Is it a furiner ??.
the official entry list will make for interesting reading when it comes out.



I think Thruxton has some interesting revelations brewing.

V8 Archie

4,703 posts

249 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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Tuscan 29 said:
By the way, I hope you buggers apriciate all this as I've just gone and shelled out £££££££££££ (shit loads) to buy a car for what in real terms is one or two races, I must be
Most definitely Rod. It will be a real pleasure to see you out there again .

I am a tad though. Are you expecting a spectular crash or something? According to my calendar there are three rounds left. My god-like analytical skills lead me to conclude that there must therefore be six races left. .
Tuscan 29 said:
Ex27 and I may share the car
I hope it's a two seater then, it could be uncomfortable otherwise .

griff2be

5,089 posts

268 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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ratpit said:
Car No 9.
Is it a cunning plan by No 6 to take your eye off the ball ??.
Is it another factory driver ??.
Is it another blast from the past??.
Is it a newby ??.
Is it a furiner ??.
the official entry list will make for interesting reading when it comes out.



I think Thruxton has some interesting revelations brewing.


Allow me elaborate....

27 (neeEx29) is clearly running scared as he seems hell bent on starting some conspiracy theory.

The identity of No 9 is a mystery to me too. I am told by Steve Howard that there is a confirmed driver for the car, which was last raced at Snetterton by the master of the minis, Paul Woodbridge.

We have been in touch with Vicki Butler Henderson about a drive, but unfortunately she has a prior commitment that weekend. So its not her.

I have my suspicions though. And if its who I think it is, I can't see him assisting No 6 against nancy boy Hawthorn. Quite the opposite in fact....

HAWTHORNS LTD

189 posts

278 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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V8 Archie said:

I am a tad though. Are you expecting a spectular crash or something? According to my calendar there are three rounds left. My god-like analytical skills lead me to conclude that there must therefore be six races left. .

Tuscan 29 said:
Ex27 and I may share the car

I hope it's a two seater then, it could be uncomfortable otherwise .


Ex29

We only have plans to do Thruxton at present......BUT.... this of course could change


I am still waiting for TVR to give consent to this part of the plan, but what it boils down to is both Jan and I do one race each and share the test and qualy period. They may say but we'll deal with that if it becomes a factor

Terminator

2,421 posts

285 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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Last year's No9 is currently in Sheffield, where it's having a Chevrolet engine fitted. It will race no more, at least not whilst I own it.

Unless another car/driver has been allocated No9 this year, the only No9 you'll see is if No6 gets into big trouble at the chicane

HAWTHORNS LTD

189 posts

278 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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griff2be said:



The identity of No 9 is a mystery to me too.

I have my suspicions though. And if its who I think it is, I can't see him assisting No 6 against nancy boy Hawthorn. Quite the opposite in fact....



Ex29, now alias 27

Red herring or what!!!!!! No:6 you know who this is, and further more, this driver will no doubt be racing under instructions to defend your little pink botty

What a load of bollards, "I can't see him assisting No:6" .........me not born yesterday

HAWTHORNS LTD

189 posts

278 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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Terminator said:
Last year's No9 is currently in Sheffield, where it's having a Chevrolet engine fitted. It will race no more, at least not whilst I own it.

Unless another car/driver has been allocated No9 this year, the only No9 you'll see is if No6 gets into big trouble at the chicane




Ex29 (soon to be 27)

See your point, and how very apt No:6 and No:9 together so to speak, top and toeing, and what have you got...........

a very cosy 69

griff2be

5,089 posts

268 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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Hawthorn, you cad! Before your cowardly and slanderous accusations I was going to show you some mercy on track – make it look like we were having a bit of a battle before settling the matter on the last lap

I now have no option but to give you a sound thrashing, sir

After the race you, no doubt, will be slumped in a chair, recovering from your feeble exertions in No27, popping a couple of Sanatogen’s and wondering how on earth No6 disappeared into the distance so easily. You could perhaps have a cup of tea with No8, as he has also been troubled by this question

I, on the other hand, will leap athletically from my car and head off to the natural habitat of the true Tuscan driver – the bar I might take your good lady wife out for a few glasses of wine; I expect she would be delighted to have a break from the normal routine of a cup of cocoa and early evening nap dictated by your advanced years…



>> Edited by griff2be on Thursday 12th August 14:30

Chuggaboom2

31 posts

240 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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Tuscan 29 said:
No:6 is up to something here, I'm telling you now, the fellow is a cad and a bounder, and refuses to play with a straight bat. Somethings cooking here, I can smell it, and car No:9 is the key, some sort of "Ringer" at best, at worst, somebody to help him and hinder me


But 27.5...No.6 has played into your hands...fallen for the trap...hook line and sinker...when your spy entered his camp.

Yes...the power of Monkeh

And anyway...surely a ringer wouldn't be able to out qualify the master

griff2be

5,089 posts

268 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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As soon as I heard Ex29 was back I took Monkeh off my rollcage and told him to clear his desk.

Monkeh complained of course, so I pinned him in a half nelson, marched him off the premises and executed him with an air pistol

Now I know that sounds harsh, but the furry little fellow was plotting treason. Which, as we all know, remains a capital offence in this country.

There is no room for emotion in motor sport. Particularly not when Ex29 is squeezing himself into a cockpit and out to cause trouble...



Terminator - the (yellow) car in question has only been badged No9 this season.

HAWTHORNS LTD

189 posts

278 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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Chuggaboom2 said:


And anyway...surely a ringer wouldn't be able to out qualify the master


soon to be 27

Well, not quite, JCW or Cainey or McKeller would be a problem even to the master.... but the more I think about it, it has to be someone more at my level, basic, down to earth, crap frankly.....like No:6 but maybe a touch older;............, I've just had a terrible thought...... nah, can't be him, surly not, No, thats just too upsetting to be true, Not

Andy, tell me it isn't

griff2be

5,089 posts

268 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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HAWTHORNS LTD said:

soon to be 27

....it has to be someone more at my level, basic, down to earth, crap frankly.....like No:6 but maybe a touch older;............, I've just had a terrible thought...... nah, can't be him, surly not, No, thats just too upsetting to be true, Not

Andy, tell me it isn't


It would be a dark day indeed if the goattee bearded scourge of British Motorsport was to return.

But the last I heard was ExNo5 was swanning about in the South of France with some garlic munchers:whoopsie:

HAWTHORNS LTD

189 posts

278 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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griff2be said:
I pinned him in a half nelson, marched him off the premises and executed him with an air pistol

furry little fellow was plotting treason. .



Ex29 soon 2B 27


You total bastard, how could you, I mean there's low, and sub human low, but this is pure bottom scrappings, I hope the poor little fella'a ghost bites your nuts and ties your winklepicker in a knot.

May the flies from a thousand festering camels crawl up your crack, you dispicable little furry creature KILLER

griff2be

5,089 posts

268 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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HAWTHORNS LTD said:

griff2be said:
I pinned him in a half nelson, marched him off the premises and executed him with an air pistol

furry little fellow was plotting treason. .



You total bastard, how could you?


Quite simple my dear chap. Your resultant emotional trauma is worth about 0.5 seconds a lap to me. Not that I need it....

HAWTHORNS LTD

189 posts

278 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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griff2be said:

It would be a dark day indeed if the goattee bearded scourge of British Motorsport was to return.

But the last I heard ExNo5 was swanning about in the South of France with some garlic munchers:whoopsie:


27

What's a whoopsie????

I thought It was my arch, now French boat owner, "enemy", for a while there, whew, what a nasty moment Even No:6 wouldn't lie about something as serious as that, but your still a bastard, and a self confessed small defenceless furry creature KILLER sod!!!!!

Big_M

5,602 posts

264 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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HAWTHORNS LTD said:
a very cosy 69

Did someone call?

griff2be

5,089 posts

268 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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HAWTHORNS LTD said:


27

What's a whoopsie????



I am told that it is chap who prefers the "company" of other chaps, rather than the ladies....

griff2be

5,089 posts

268 months

Thursday 12th August 2004
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Big_M said:

HAWTHORNS LTD said:
a very cosy 69


Did someone call?



Debs, is there something you want to tell us.....?