Chris Stockton beats Lee!!!??
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Hi Pies,
yep, the next one is at Castle Combe.
Just visit our site www.insaneracing.co.uk for more info.
C U there.
Wayne
yep, the next one is at Castle Combe.
Just visit our site www.insaneracing.co.uk for more info.
C U there.
Wayne
hawthorns said:
29
Never have I heard such a load of piss poor excuses no:6, "my engines too hot", "there's fluid on my screen" "I've got chalk dust in my hair", what a load of old bollocks!!!!!
No 5 and myself had all the same sort of minor little irritations and a lot more besides, due to our superior speed and hence greater stress on our cars, but do you hear us whinging and moaning, No, why, because we're real Tuscan drivers,men of steel with ice water running through our vains, pushing both ourselves and the machines to the limits, dispite looking the grime reaper right in the face, and saying, " yes, and you want what exactly", men, not fresh faced boy's who have to buy race suits a size larger in the crutch in case thier "balls drop"......No: 5 and I have decided that we shall submit your entry for C.C., as the only girl in the race,
Miss Kay Hunt,
The main orifice
The cockwell inn
Tillit
Herts.
No.29.. what a pleasant chap you are.. have I ever said that?.. well I mean it. I should have said it earlier but my pure unadulterated meanness got in the way.. well, let it be said that out of months of drivvle you have finally put something in writing you should be proud of... Sir, I support you in every way possible and for the next race, I will ensure that a good clean fight is had.
I will now depart and kiss my loving wife who I have neglected due to the introduction to me of a computer-generated gaming pleasantry called US Navy Seals.. wonder who was the guilty party then...eh!
29 No:5, Firstly, a very good evening to you, I trust that you have been well fed by the little lady, and that you are now ready for some heavy duty SOCOM U.S. navy seals, level 9 is a right bastard by the way.
However, turning to the second issue, one of limited importance admittedly, No:6. It is an honour and of course a privilege for me to support a fellow, proper Tuscan driver against the totally unprovoked attack on your good name by this new chap, who really believes that he is not only a match for us mature drivers, but has now made a public statement along the lines of being able to out-race, overtake, and finish in front of us!!!!!!! This chap needs a major slapping, he's a cad and a bounder, the likes of which I haven't seen since Flashman, or more recently, the chap from Iraq, you know,the one who said that the Yanks weren't in Baghdad, and as the camera panned, low and behold there was a U.S. Navy Seal, soaked to the skin, having gained access to the hotel roof garden via the stream of piss coming out of Iraqi propaganda machine. Mind you I thought the spinning beach ball on the nose trick was a bit over the top, but there again the Yanks always go slighty overboard don't they, just like this bloodly little whippersnapper, No:6
So, no:5 me old mate, I will be right there behind you in full support of any action you deem fit and proper,to deal with this upstart. I will of course remain in front of you on the track, as is expected, one can't allow one's standards to drop even with the threat from a common enemy, it's the British way you know, and since your own blood line is a little suspect,there needs to be a distance between us in case we, well,have to take over your country again.You see my point, me landlord,you a farm labourer, wouldn't do would it? Anyway, keep up the good work, tally ho, and regards to the good lady wife, and remember, the car in front is a TVR, mine!!!
>> Edited by TUSCAN 29 on Monday 18th August 21:42
29 No:6,
My lady wife has found the following in the Collins English Dictionary which is said to be 'a very fine example of the lexicographer's craft'. Whippersnapper (n): an insignificant, but pretentious or cheeky person, often a young one. Also called whipster, probably from C17; Whipster (a person who snaps whips!!!!), influenced by earlier snippersnapper (of obscure origins!!!!!).
Personally, I think this description fits you to a 'T'!
TUSCAN 29 said:
No:6,
My lady wife has found the following in the Collins English Dictionary which is said to be 'a very fine example of the lexicographer's craft'. Whippersnapper (n): an insignificant, but pretentious or cheeky person, often a young one. Also called whipster, probably from C17; Whipster (a person who snaps whips!!!!), influenced by earlier snippersnapper (of obscure origins!!!!!).
Personally, I think this description fits you to a 'T'!
jamesc said:
Lap times!
Just to show Andy; he is the junior at Insane and No5 was faster than No 6 each race.
James
Junior as in younger? -
Junior as in just starting out? -
Slower than No 5 in each race?
Sprint race: No 6: 1.19.827 (Lap 4)
No 5: 1.19.994 (Lap 2)
Credit where it is due though, Mr Rodney put in a 1.19.766 (Lap 6)
However in the interests of balance the Feature race lap times were:
No5: 1.20.540
(Lap 7) No6: 1.20.678
(Lap 6) No29: 1.20.745
(Lap 9) Mr Rodney - I am truly shocked at your language! Not what one expects to hear eminating from the Home Counties....
>> Edited by griff2be on Tuesday 19th August 10:02
griff2be said:
Great race reports chaps...
So was there in-car video from your cars for the Sky coverage? I'd love to see it all from *your* perspective...
Sorry Don - neither the two Blunty chaps (no's 5 and 29) or the faster, slimmer and better looking no 6 had cameras on board.
In the unlikely event they get in front of me again barring mechanical problems I'll do the crowd pleasing thing and pass them...
(Did Mrs Don enjoy the weekend despite Rodney's poor showing?
We're hoping to be able to set my mini camera in Andy's Car for the next race (Castle Combe)
Ed
griff2be said:
Andy,
May i make a suggestion that we put some large decals on the rear of your car so that the rest of the drivers know who is sponsoring you at Castle combe
That sounds like a splendid idea. Putting them on the front would be a waste
29 Put them on his helmet, his new one is so large, (it has to be in order to fit his ever growing head and ego), that apart from the great wall of China, it's the only thing visable from space!!!!!!
TUSCAN 29 said:
Yeah, see you there, one last thing, that girl you were talking to, the one with the great big.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....too tired, got to get som....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsleeeeeep
I thought Tuscan driving Navy Seals never slept?
P.S. It is very rude to talk about the size of a lady's cheque book
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