Chris Stockton beats Lee!!!??
Discussion
jamesc said:
James' tip for Castle Combe
No 58 - The Milky Bar Kid! to win!
No 29 to beat No6
No 5 will beat both No 6 and No 29
No predictions about No 28!
Jmaes
>> Edited by jamesc on Wednesday 20th August 11:41
Help - this sounds like one of those puzzles from the school SATS test thingy
...think I'll just watch the cars racing!!griff2be said:
29
Yeah, see you there, one last thing, that girl you were talking to, the one with the great big.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....too tired, got to get som....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzsleeeeeep
I thought Tuscan driving Navy Seals never slept?
P.S. It is very rude to talk about the size of a lady's cheque book
29 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzz ah, but Tuscan Navy seals sleep with one eye open zzzzzzzzzzz cheque book?.... missed that!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzMr Rodney
I know I made a slightly disparaging remark in a different thread about your 'one pack' physique - but really, you shouldn't put yourself down like this.
I don't think you look like a seal.
Well possibly when you were nearly beached after coming together with the Smurfette at the first corner on Saturday, but other than that you look nothing like a seal, or indeed a walrus.
Chin up old chap
I know I made a slightly disparaging remark in a different thread about your 'one pack' physique - but really, you shouldn't put yourself down like this.
I don't think you look like a seal.
Well possibly when you were nearly beached after coming together with the Smurfette at the first corner on Saturday, but other than that you look nothing like a seal, or indeed a walrus.
Chin up old chap
I don't know about cameras on the cars......wouldn't it be interesting to have microphones IN the cars!!!!....
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I know you chaps are pretty busy out there fighting the good fight.....but I would love to hear a commentary from inside the cockpit.............
Any volunteers..........
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... I know you chaps are pretty busy out there fighting the good fight.....but I would love to hear a commentary from inside the cockpit.............
Any volunteers..........
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I don't know about cameras on the cars......wouldn't it be interesting to have microphones IN the cars!!!!....
I know you chaps are pretty busy out there fighting the good fight.....but I would love to hear a commentary from inside the cockpit.............
Any volunteers..........
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29 Extracts from several "in cockpit" conversations, at Thruxton:
No:6....."Please mummy, I'm so sorry, get me out of this, all the big boys are being horrid"
No:5....."I know that no:29 is faster, cooler, in fact just plain better, but I'm not going to give in too easy, I'll overdrive and just make sure no:6 can't get passed!!
No:29... no bloody ashtrays in these cars, ah, 5 secs to go, stub,stub,stub, first gear I think.
No:7... £35+£66+£4=£105, bollocks, I'll have to sell another scooter, sod it.
No:38...Right, got it sorted, if stockton gets by, the boys with the shooters will take him out
No:8.... Why is everyone faster then me.
No:58... Why is everyone faster then No:8
No:99... Why do I have to start at the back, for christ sake, I'm a Le Mans driver.
No: 27...Must not run into my team mate, Must not crash into my team mate, Ohhhh sssshhhiiitt
>> Edited by TUSCAN 29 on Thursday 21st August 19:21
yellow peril said:
Yup....I knew it would be interesting......
TUSCAN 29 said:
No:6....."Please mummy, I'm so sorry, get me out of this, all the big boys are being horrid"
Andy mate....take no notice of all these nasty bullies........you're doing better each race....go for it....
That's alright. The new kid always gets picked on.
No 29 and No 5 are just putting their weight about, and who can blame them? They both carry so much more of it than I do.....though to be fair they are in reasonable shape for men of their age
yellow peril said:
I don't know about cameras on the cars......wouldn't it be interesting to have microphones IN the cars!!!!....
I know you chaps are pretty busy out there fighting the good fight.....but I would love to hear a commentary from inside the cockpit.............
Any volunteers..........
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In the British GT's a couple of seasons agao we had the in-car camera on the Marcos while at Rockingham (sorry I know this is a TVR forum but... Lord please forgive me for I have sinned
) Charlotte Osborn had a moment causing a lot of blue air in the car. The TVR footage had to be cut !! This lead to the nick name of 'Swearing Mary' so maybe microphones aren't so good d_drinks said:
No:99... Why do I have to start at the back, for christ sake, I'm a Le Mans driver.
No: 27...Must not run into my team mate, Must not crash into my team mate, Ohhhh sssshhhiiitt
Great stuff, was Jan suffering from target fixation
Jan, bless him, launched off the line 2 secs before the rest of us,(10sec penalty) so by the time we got to the first corner at about 80/90mph, he was hitting 120 ish, then he hit me!!!!!
29 More extracts from car to car radio tapes found at the rear of the Insane racing awning.
No:5....cool it no:6, that's no:29 ahead and you ain't ready for him yet, leave it to me.
No:6....leave it to you! christ, we'll be here all day, move over you old fart.
No:5....OK, If you think you're so good, be my guest,
No:6.... wow!! No:29 is good isn't he, I just can't belive his pace, he's pulling away from me
No:5.... hey, no:29, back off a bit, and we'll sandwich the cocky sod, how's the wife by the way?
No:29... she's fine, just trying to get the air con working, it's a bit hot for her in the fuel tank compartment....wow! nearly lost it there, whats no:6 doing?
No:5.... about 140, six foot off the ground, and heading for the kitty litter, I did warn him!!
No:29... Kids, never listen do they, cheers mate.
No:6.... MMMMMMMMuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy...!..
hawthorns said:
More extracts from car to car radio tapes found at the rear of the Insane racing awning.
No:5....cool it no:6, that's no:29 ahead and you ain't ready for him yet, leave it to me.
No:6....leave it to you! christ, we'll be here all day, move over you old fart.
No:5....OK, If you think you're so good, be my guest,
No:6.... wow!! No:29 is good isn't he, I just can't belive his pace, he's pulling away from me
No:5.... hey, no:29, back off a bit, and we'll sandwich the cocky sod, how's the wife by the way?
No:29... she's fine, just trying to get the air con working, it's a bit hot for her in the fuel tank compartment....wow! nearly lost it there, whats no:6 doing?
No:5.... about 140, six foot off the ground, and heading for the kitty litter, I did warn him!!
No:29... Kids, never listen do they, cheers mate.
No:6.... MMMMMMMMuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy...!..
I have to admit that's actually very amusing
29, and has lightened an otherwise dull afternoon. Just you wait till my Mum gets hold of you though!!
29 Ahh! young driver, mother in early/mid forties, young driver inherited all fathers traits, so mother bound to be very good looking to counter balance, could have possibilities....... oh Hi darling, who me, I'm just posting on pisto......"thwack".... look it's just a joke, honest.......... Got to go, I'm in the sh-one-T.
hawthorns said:
Ahh! young driver, mother in early/mid forties, young driver inherited all fathers traits, so mother bound to be very good looking to counter balance, could have possibilities....... oh Hi darling, who me, I'm just posting on pisto......"thwack".... look it's just a joke, honest.......... Got to go, I'm in the sh-one-T.
Rodney, tsk tsk
If I were to tell you that I am 35, would that make any difference to your fantasies about my mother?
Its not your fault really. My boyish good looks conceal my true age....
More Radio!
58: "Uncle Tony has promised me, I can be on the front page of the "Daily Loonylugs" if I make the podium! He may even let me drive his Reliant Robin!"
11: "Where can I stop for a fag?"
8: "just passed No 11; he's stopped for a fag!"
58: "It's the British GP all over again. There's a man on the track with a sign! Hang on a minute, it's Uncle Tony!"
58: "Uncle Tony has promised me, I can be on the front page of the "Daily Loonylugs" if I make the podium! He may even let me drive his Reliant Robin!"
11: "Where can I stop for a fag?"
8: "just passed No 11; he's stopped for a fag!"
58: "It's the British GP all over again. There's a man on the track with a sign! Hang on a minute, it's Uncle Tony!"
griff2be said:
Ahh! young driver, mother in early/mid forties, young driver inherited all fathers traits, so mother bound to be very good looking to counter balance, could have possibilities....... oh Hi darling, who me, I'm just posting on pisto......"thwack".... look it's just a joke, honest.......... Got to go, I'm in the sh-one-T.
Rodney, tsk tsk
If I were to tell you that I am 35, would that make any difference to your fantasies about my mother?
Its not your fault really. My boyish good looks conceal my true age....
29 35! christ no:5 told me that you were 23!, and yes, the fact that you are that old, and your mother must therefore be....well, yes it makes a big difference, mind you the relationship was doomed from the start what with me being a married man with no interest what so ever in other woman........... Hi dear, glad your here, how do you spell...Doomed!!..."Thwack"
Amazing isn't it!... children, children, children... the minute my back is turned.... now.. Griff2be.. say sorry for shouting at Hawthorns...... Hawthorns, leave your ugly brother alone... you know he can't help it. It's bad enough each weekend at school when the other kids in the paddock are laughing at him.. you should remember, we're all the same inside.. bad looks and dwarfism aren't to be laughed at
. Stop it 
...what was that Hawthorns?... he was looking at your girlfriend.. oh come on... that's the last straw.. first he's slower than you, and uglier, and shorter, and had a lobotomy... now you're implying he can't get a girlfriend.... might I remind you young child, that even the elephant man (a descendant of Griffboy) eventually found love.. so he has a chance.
So remember... be nice to him
.. he really, really needs it 
insane racing said:
So remember... be nice to him
29 Yeah, Elephant man had a girlfriend of sorts, but she had three heads,one eye, one leg, with two toe's missing off the one foot, eight tits,all of which hung down to her/it's above mentioned foot,bad breath, conjuctivitus, and an assie acsent. Well you can take just so much in the name of love, but an aussie acsent!!!!!!!!! whew!!
insane racing said:
...what was that Hawthorns?... he was looking at your girlfriend.. oh come on... that's the last straw.. first he's slower than you, and uglier, and shorter, and had a lobotomy... now you're implying he can't get a girlfriend.... might I remind you young child, that even the elephant man (a descendant of Griffboy) eventually found love.. so he has a chance.
So remember... be nice to him
Ooooohhhhhhhh.....No 5.....you are soooooooo cruel!!!!
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