Audi S5 full fat version

Audi S5 full fat version

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89forever

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Saturday 5th May 2018
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89forever

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Tuesday 8th May 2018
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SHutchinson said:
Took advantage of the Bank Holiday weekend and threw a bit of snow foam over it. If I get a minute during the week I might wash it again and clay the front end to get rid of a few bits of contaminate that seem to have clung on.

Doesn't look bad for over 10 year old though.
It is quite therapeutic doing the claying, but getting rid of the swirls is a nightmare.....
They do look good despite their age but Audi's rarely age IMHO

I had the pleasure of an early Saturday morning wash session before the sun got overhead to bake everything on

89forever

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Tuesday 8th May 2018
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Croutons said:
Genuine leather, not necessarily genuine Audi, methinks someone's having a blinder at over a ton on that, and it's not the buyer!
That's why it's best to buy from the dealer, at least you know it's genuine.....
If your leather is worn there is always the option of having it recovered by a trimmer, there are some companies doing some fantastic work these days on interiors.

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Sunday 13th May 2018
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Today was spent removing all the aluminium window trim and grill so as to get it into the paintshop to get it turned black.... I just couldn't bring myself to wrap it in vinyl.

What an absolute tt of a job, the WSM states one line on interior removal, there went 2 hours of the day....

Poor thing is looking sorry for itself, tape has been applied to all the window edges to seal it all back up....

Just need to make my mind up on whether satin or gloss black!!!

89forever

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Sunday 13th May 2018
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AudiSport said:
Interested to see the results, I didn’t know you could paint chrome trim...?
The only chrome is the plastic grill surround. The trim around the windows is an anodised aluminium.
It will all be painted as per normal car body procedures for the materials.
The plastic chrome needs the chrome removing Mr Muscle oven cleaner works well at that, then just sand it to give it a good key.

89forever

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Monday 14th May 2018
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So today.... frustrating and it's probably why I do so much myself, sadly my job means I have little time these days to get as deep into car mods as I once did. Paint being the one thing that absorbs my time so I entrust it to local specialists. Yesterday I removed all the chrome trim to take it to my trusted paint bod... too busy came the reply (wasn't impressed given the amount of work we put his way), so onto the next one...

nah mate can't be painted

and the next one said the same....

FFS, so the only course of action was to fk work, finish early and start sanding the anodising off of the aluminium, ball ache of a laborious job (hence why wanting to pay others to do it) but persevered all afternoon and managed to get the first coat of Etch Primer onto all 6 trims.



that will need flatting back and another couple of coats of etch, then flatten again and then prime and paint.

I've decided on satin black (I say decided, I've got 6 tins on the shelf and I can't be arsed to buy more), then a satin lacquer.


The grill being plastic needs a slightly different process, first off is to chemically remove the chrome trim, if I remember right from my modelling days (Airfix kits, not walking down bloody catwalks) a good soak in Mr Muscle Oven cleaner will remove the chrome to leave bare plastic ready for plastic etch primer etc etc etc…

If the weather holds out I may get it done for the weekend....

89forever

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Monday 14th May 2018
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Capt Bravz said:
I fitted mud flaps to my TDI Golf replacement today......frown
was it through gritted teeth? lol

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Monday 14th May 2018
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MDifficult said:
If that doesn’t work, I’ve also heard soaking in brake fluid is a more aggressive solution (literally). Probably require an expensive amount of brake fluid and might want to test another piece first in case it dissolves the whole thing laugh Good luck!
I've heard the same and it is an option, I have a cheap general 5 litre amount of brake fluid that is only suitable to be used for flushing so I could use that if the MMOC doesn't do the job.

I have 3 chrome grill surrounds to hand, I surely can't fk them all up hahaha

89forever

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Monday 14th May 2018
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MDifficult said:
biglaugh That’s exactly the kind of confidence that ends up with me at the dealership sheepishly buying a fourth...
I have a couple on my watch list on Ebay just in case lol

89forever

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Tuesday 15th May 2018
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First coat of black on all 6 pieces....
Few nibs but happy so far




89forever

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Wednesday 16th May 2018
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I thought i'd best show the poor car in her current straight, window edges taped up with duct tape... tonight I deep cleaned the areas the trim normally sits and gave it a thorough seal, i'll waxoil the clips as they have surface corrosion on them.

the interior A and B pillars have been removed to facilitate putting the door seal back on, it would have been impossible to sit it correctly with the interior trims on.

At the 11th hour I changed my mind and have gone full gloss on the trims, I painted them satin black and wasn't loving it, so I flatted the black, gave it another coat and then high gloss lacquer.... sorry for the st picture but I couldn't capture it that well...


So all 6 trims are now done, they will want a buff and wax once on the car... 24 hours to cure overnight and I may be able to start installing tomorrow night.... Watch this space!!!

89forever

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Wednesday 16th May 2018
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well after dinner the evening suddenly warmed up, the wind dropped and the sun came out.... would have been stupid to not Carpe Diem.....


one side all on, buttoned up and interior back together.... The paint was hard enough to handle and can be buffed tomorrow evening after the other side is installed...

More chuffed than a chuffed thing..... smile

89forever

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Thursday 17th May 2018
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SHutchinson said:
Looks well that. How long would you need to have my car if I dropped it off at yours to get mine done? wink
If i had the space i'd offer to help.... I have about 22 hours (plus materials) in to it so far.... and you really don't want to know my hourly rate lol

89forever

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Thursday 17th May 2018
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no pics but just to document for that thankfully the weather held out and the other side was completed tonight...

roll on the weekend as it's time for the grill, on the S5 there are chrome bits on the upright slats... are they normally black on a black optic version?

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Friday 18th May 2018
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Capt Bravz said:
Do you know what. It's certainly no S5 but its actually ok now I've got used to it. Performance is obviously way off what I'm used to but put the DSG in sport and it's nippy enough. 60mpg is a bonus too!!
Get it remapped and you'd have better fuel and performance.

89forever

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Friday 18th May 2018
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TTOBES said:
I found this hilarious when I first read this thread!
She commented a day or two ago that the colour looks different in the sunlight, I said i'd cleaned the car....

TTOBES said:
As per another person on page two, I've just ordered some Dr Leather wipes on the back of this thread in order to have a go at the driver's seat of my dad's S4. It's got [carmine?] red leather but the driver's seat looks more black/red.
Good stuff... follow the instructions on the tub and you can't go wrong... On the steering wheels they really get the grime out and turn them back into that original matt finish.


89forever

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Friday 18th May 2018
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Really rub the wipes in, I would say it'll look like you're tossing off a horse * but I wouldn't know what that feels like (but you get the idea), then rub it hard again (i'm not helping the imagery am I...!!!) with a microfibre towel to dry it, it will feel sticky till it dries (sooorrrrrrrry) do not touch it till it's dried, repeat as necessary










  • no actual horses were harmed (or pleasured) in the testing of this product

89forever

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Saturday 19th May 2018
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Instead of the grill today I turned my attention to things of a more mechanical nature....

I seem to have invented the magical flying S5 version...

today was all about the brake lines but like most things it evolved into other stuff (whilst in there). So the rear discs are being binned as they are past their best, the brake shields have been removed to go to the powdercoaters on Monday, thankfully the calipers just need a bloody good clean, the black finish on them is acceptable.


but as the wheels are off and she can't move anywhere and I am going to the powdercoaters it would be rude to not take these

as they definitely are not in the condition I want them to be in...

89forever

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Monday 21st May 2018
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Good job and if it's relevant information it definitely isn't spam

89forever

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Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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parts are slowly landing.... I blame my bike for my Titanium fixation..... when presented with this...
rusty, crusty nipples....

yup.... 4 ordered in lovely Ti64

much better

the condition of the black finish on the calipers (certainly the face you see) was deemed acceptable after a clean.... I'll wait till I get my hands on a set of RS5 calipers before stripping and refinishing them....
However in the meantime, the plates just wouldn't clean up on the front calipers

what should I do?





yup.....

much better

whilst I am waiting to collect my wheels I've been repainting the brake disc bells, the front discs where fairly new, so they are done...

Hopefully the postman brings my new rears tomorrow, then they can be painted to match....

No pressure, only supposed to be going on holiday in the S5 Saturday...… what could go wrong!!!! lol