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B'stard Child

28,417 posts

246 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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sixor8 said:
Not sure how you manage to get such massive photos to load!
He's not using the PH upload via Thumbsnap which has a 2mb limit he's using a paid for hosting service ImgBB Pro account


89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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sixor8 said:
Not sure how you manage to get such massive photos to load!

Make sure you keep hold of the box the battery came in. I bought a Powerline battery from Tayna in July 2022 via eBay and it has actually failed (indicates charged, green on dolls but won't turn starter over, 12.5V open cct). They will collect and test it for a £20 deposit but it MUST go back in an appropriate box marked this way up etc. Waiting to hear result but I'm very sure it's toast.
is the image size an issue? they look normally scaled for my browser

i'm sad and keep boxes as you never know when you need a good box lol...

if the battery fails it'll be documented here... fingers crossed yours is a rarity (that sounds awful, sorry lol)

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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B'stard Child said:
He's not using the PH upload via Thumbsnap which has a 2mb limit he's using a paid for hosting service ImgBB Pro account
indeed, since getting stiffed by Photobucket i looked elsewhere...

B'stard Child

28,417 posts

246 months

Tuesday 28th March 2023
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89forever said:
B'stard Child said:
He's not using the PH upload via Thumbsnap which has a 2mb limit he's using a paid for hosting service ImgBB Pro account
indeed, since getting stiffed by Photobucket i looked elsewhere...
You weren't the only one - a company that has ruined the internet in terms of build threads across the world

I had a paid for account with them when they pulled that famous stunt - had no regrets in deleting everything except a "fk you Photobucket image"

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Wednesday 29th March 2023
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B'stard Child said:
You weren't the only one - a company that has ruined the internet in terms of build threads across the world

I had a paid for account with them when they pulled that famous stunt - had no regrets in deleting everything except a "fk you Photobucket image"
likewise... i had paid for years, i found in recent times that the storage amount got less but the price (or plans) kept changing... got sick of it.
So far imgbb seems to be ok (time will tell obvs)

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Wednesday 29th March 2023
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today being a little warmer and dry an easy job to remove the radiator cover and bring into the warm, my excuse being that the adhesive sticks better when warm, rather than me freeze my backside off outside...
A thorough clean, degrease and dry and then a wipe over with acetone (secretly nail varnish remover, which i saw some brands are now coming acetone free...!!!)

state of the old decal...



definitely not stuck and all wrinkly... making sure the placement was correct (i was sad and measured it lol) and the new one applied



then just a simple case of refit as removed...



not as exciting as engine rebuilding or chassis dynamics yet but it makes me feel good about it and now i know i don't have a manky flappy decal every time i left the bonnet lol

Monster Mash

165 posts

143 months

Wednesday 29th March 2023
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Nothing more rewarding than replacing an old, worn out decals! I recently replaced some scruffy under bonnet ones on my RS and such a simple job freshens up the engine bay nicely. Top effort as per usual!

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Thursday 30th March 2023
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Monster Mash said:
Nothing more rewarding than replacing an old, worn out decals! I recently replaced some scruffy under bonnet ones on my RS and such a simple job freshens up the engine bay nicely. Top effort as per usual!
thank you and such a simple thing but gives a huge reward

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Saturday 20th May 2023
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The S5 has been doing what any S5 does, normal service and killing the environment 1tank of fuel at a time... until last week when on exiting a dual carriage roundabout and accelerating back to the NSL she held back and a Check light came on and was in limp mode....

Got home and plugged the laptop in and was greeted by a "P0087"code.... bugger fuel pumps...

being an engineer and a tight wad meant there is feck all way i was just going to go out and buy 2 new HPFP's (even though that is the easy option). I wanted to understand what the exact failure was...

Was it mechanical, or was it electrical???

Eliminating the actuator drive from the camshaft, as these can wear i removed both pumps.



and the cam driven actuator



i won't bore you with pics of both pairs lol

no wear on the actuator, nor the camshaft lobe on either side.

The fuel pumps themselves are easy to dismantle and will show any signs of internal wear, i am waiting on some brake cleaner as i had ran out, but i am not expecting any mechanical issues, what i suspect is it's sensor failure.



these ones specifically, of course you cannot buy them from Audi as you have to buy the whole fuel pump... they must be available somewhere (either OE or as a pattern replacement), took a bit of digging and scouring the net but found a supplier of them and have ordered a pair to see what effect putting new sensors have... delivered price is less than £70 which is a damn sight cheaper than the £700 each HPFP is....

On the left hand fuel pump there is also another sensor and it looks like it's had a previous interaction from someone as it has been "expertly" epoxied



to be fair they didn't do to be a job repairing the plug socket but this sensor will be replaced, again to eliminate it....

the next cheapest part to replace is the low pressure pump which sits in the tank, as i suspect that will be the original 120,000 mile old item...



watch this space.....

nismo48

3,688 posts

207 months

Saturday 20th May 2023
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Nice looking car and good luck with your new project thumbup

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Saturday 20th May 2023
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nismo48 said:
Nice looking car and good luck with your new project thumbup
Thank you…… long long long way to go yet…!!!

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Friday 2nd June 2023
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so, continuing on with the fuel pumps....

finally a package arrived



all looked good inside, had the correct Hitachi part numbers on them...

hmm, tool needed to remove and refit... i don't have a 36mm open ended spanner so a hunt around for an old socket which could be modified...



a little bit of a tickle with Mr Anglegrinder and job jobbed....

the old crusty ones came off easily



and refitting was a simple screw on affair...




the plug part just needed aligning with the electrical plug, which was a simple case of rotating it to align then finish tightening the sensor down...

start up was much improved, wasn't sluggish like before and fired instantly, all pressures look good as shown on VCDS and now no codes.....

job ticked off and a massive saving over needing to replace the HPFP's...!!!

StonedRollin

1,672 posts

210 months

Friday 2nd June 2023
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Great work

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Friday 2nd June 2023
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StonedRollin said:
Great work
Thank you

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Saturday 3rd June 2023
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In my mind all the little jobs make the overall picture bigger and improvements are my satisfy for the mental state….
As my S5 is missing the main engine cover, as a side note I don’t want the cover as it would go in the bin if I ever supercharged the thing, however in the meantime the inlet manifold isn’t as clean as it should be….
So with 30 minutes spare…. This was its current state….



normal degreasers weren’t touching the imbedded crud. So from back in my architectural steelwork days I developed various patination methods for the company’s I was employed in and I have a variety of nasty chemicals… I have an awful smelling stainless steel deoxidiser….

that worked lol



simple case of spray on, agitate and rinse with copious amounts of water and then dry off so as not to stain the plastics….

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Sunday 4th June 2023
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We’ve all been there…. that little nag in the back of our minds as to the curiosity as to the condition of something, knowing full well that a mahoosive can of worms is about to unfold…. on the other side of that curiosity is a little voice telling us to not look, too not attempt and leave it for another day…. do we listen? nope….!!!

So a bit of a backstory as to how we got to here, my okd S5 had slight corrosion in a couple of places, all dealt with and sorted, so there I was looking through old pics of S5 number 1 and I saw the work I did on the boot surround.
Hmmmmm I’ve not looked under the seal of S5 number 2…… I know I’ll go and have a little look, what harm could it do? I mean, it’s a sunny day, the birds are singing and all’s well in the world, right?




Feck, feck, feckerty feck…..!!!

quite deep in the whole seam…… all around the whole aperture…..

on first poke it’s all solid but needs dealing with ASAP
Off to place an order for some BiltHamber Deox Gel and some paint….!!!

Edited by 89forever on Sunday 4th June 14:18


Edited by 89forever on Sunday 4th June 14:37

Electric Blue

2,313 posts

168 months

Wednesday 7th June 2023
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Great thread and a therapeutic read!

89forever

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554 posts

73 months

Thursday 8th June 2023
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thank you and i always hope some get something from my ramblings and it distracts them from whatever is going on in their life as well....

deebs

555 posts

60 months

Thursday 8th June 2023
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89forever said:
We’ve all been there…. that little nag in the back of our minds as to the curiosity as to the condition of something, knowing full well that a mahoosive can of worms is about to unfold…. on the other side of that curiosity is a little voice telling us to not look, too not attempt and leave it for another day…. do we listen? nope….!!!

So a bit of a backstory as to how we got to here, my okd S5 had slight corrosion in a couple of places, all dealt with and sorted, so there I was looking through old pics of S5 number 1 and I saw the work I did on the boot surround.
Hmmmmm I’ve not looked under the seal of S5 number 2…… I know I’ll go and have a little look, what harm could it do? I mean, it’s a sunny day, the birds are singing and all’s well in the world, right?




Feck, feck, feckerty feck…..!!!

quite deep in the whole seam…… all around the whole aperture…..

on first poke it’s all solid but needs dealing with ASAP
Off to place an order for some BiltHamber Deox Gel and some paint….!!!

Edited by 89forever on Sunday 4th June 14:18


Edited by 89forever on Sunday 4th June 14:37
I have the same year car on 80k miles (owned for 5 years) I've never looked under the seal. I don't want to now smile . I did have rust on the inside lip of the front wings taken care of recently. I have spots of rust where the light clusters meet the boot as well that I need to get a move on and look at.

gary71

1,967 posts

179 months

Thursday 8th June 2023
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Excellent thread and great detail work smile
Important to use a V8 as therapy, should be on the NHS