Stop making up acronyms, I beg you.

Stop making up acronyms, I beg you.

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Henry-F

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4,791 posts

245 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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The very fact we participate on an Internet forum makes us knobs in the eyes of many people. In my case I would argue that I'm actually a pretty well rounded guy and I'm sure most of you would do the same. Certainly when our number is called and we go to meet our maker or be reborn as rocks, snails, elephants or earthworms I trust our participation on Pistonheads won't count against us. I would hate to think I passed up the chance of being the next Ron Jeremy for the sake of a few keyboard strokes.

But there is a disease spreading through this forum which could well turn the tide of opinion against us. Acronyms which are seemingly made up on a whim. Theres one floating around at the moment concerning "993 SC conversions". Now the SC has been around for some 35 years and whilst it wouldn't be something I'd do myself you can't but marvel at the technical achievement of someone who has managed to squeeze a 993 engine into his or her (former) 3.0 SC.

But it turns out the SC doesn't refer to the SC we all know and love. No, it's short for super charger. There is even someone in the thread who appears to have an SC with. 993 engine in it, so reading his posts you're totally confused, you don't your SC from your SC.

I know it's great to feel part of a special club with its own code but come on chaps, how old are we? Next we'll be getting Ted and Paul to contact Clarkes in the hope they can make special shoes for us all with a decoding kit hidden within the in-sole. They could even have the Pistonheads logo embossed on the heel so we leave little Pistonheads footprints when we walk.

I know there are occasions when acronyms save time but not in the title of the thread surely. Next we'll all be typing in textual gr8.

A New Year's resolution perhaps?

All the best, and as ever.......

Henry smile


crisisjez

9,209 posts

205 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Go with it Henry, trust me, you have it easyhehe

cragswinter

21,429 posts

196 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Got to admit when I saw the thread I got a bit excited about an engine swap build thread smile

Still, I wouldn't let it get you down H, iirc you got the hump when me & swmbo posted about cleaning the isv on our 993.

I'd say you should mtfu, it's not really that much of a pita is it? wink

rickeyt

35 posts

195 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Manufacturers gotta be the worst for acronyms!

kotafey

242 posts

181 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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An internet forum withou acronyms? I don't think it's going to happen.

I still don't know that the "TT" in 996TT stands for, haha. I have always assumed it's either "twin turbo" or "turbo tiptronic" but have never bothered to check. There, I've admitted it. I will now go and educate myself with the help of Google.

vladcjelli

2,970 posts

158 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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I've been campaigning against the introduction of too many TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms) but nobody seems to care.

It's all part of a trend I have identified as Completely Useless New Terminology Syndrome.

rimkah

1,057 posts

166 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Must be a busy day at work;)

thegoose

8,075 posts

210 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Henry-F said he hates acronyms, although from his post what I think he meant was he hates abbreviations in the form of sets of initials (an acronym actually spells a word - like SCUBA), even though he has done this with his own username. Pot, kettle? wink

I agree though, I dislike seeing the type of sets of made-up-on-the-spot initials - established ones can be OK - I do realise that they sometimes become established as a natural growth from being made up in the first place - but there's a difference between PDK arriving as a new set of initials and someone using SC in the way H ( wink ) describes - but it doesn't take much more time in most cases to make it clear what you mean by actually writing it out.

BertBert

19,059 posts

211 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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They might be being used in a way that offends you, but:

a/ it's not made up. SC is a very normal acronym for Supercharged or supercharger
b/ it's not they, it's it. One acronym only. Give me an acronym, Vasili. One acronym only, please.

So best to get back in yer friday evening box Hen biggrin

Bert
PS apologies for the terrible mis-quoting IDKWCOM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099810/quotes

melv

4,708 posts

265 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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WTF?




wink

6C4GTS

5,185 posts

178 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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LMFAO......

I'll swap the dodgy acronyms for a cessation or at least temporary suspension of these infernal negative depreciation focused doom threads.

As you were......

Edited by 6C4GTS on Friday 6th January 19:48

Jed-S

660 posts

216 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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IIRC Henry had an issue with IBS a while back.


Edit: He did...

Edited by Jed-S on Friday 6th January 20:41

993kimbo

2,977 posts

185 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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I tell what IS scary, when teenagers talk in them rather than using real words.
My friend's daughter says SOZ for Sorry, WTF, and LOL instead of actually laughing. Like a bloody robot.

Henry-F

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4,791 posts

245 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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And I still haven't got a clue what IBS or ISV refer to in the context of Porsches.

Acronyms or initialisations shouldn't make it hard for people. I've seen help asked for on here using acronyms and great advice being missed because those in the know simply didn't realise what was being asked.

In the context of a Porsche forum SC refers to the 1978-1983 generation of Porsche 911s. It always has and always will.

If people will insist on inventing phrases can I suggest that in the title at least they use the correct terminology, such as Idle stabilisation valve in order to include as many people as possible in the debate.

Henry smile

gl20

1,123 posts

149 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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As someone who is newish to this site, I have to say that the level of acronyms doesn't seem too bad to me. As an example of something far harder, try the Flyertalk BA (think you're ok with that one) Exec Club forum - it still has many acronyms I struggle with.

That said I see a post regarding an SY Turbo. Speed Yellow? Perhaps a sticky acting as a glossary might be good - or does one already exist on here already?

melv

4,708 posts

265 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Must admit...when I saw the 993SC thread I assumed they meant CS and was most disapointed on reading...... rolleyes

Slippydiff

14,835 posts

223 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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Henry-F said:
And I still haven't got a clue what IBS or ISV refer to in the context of Porsches.

Acronyms or initialisations shouldn't make it hard for people. I've seen help asked for on here using acronyms and great advice being missed because those in the know simply didn't realise what was being asked.

In the context of a Porsche forum SC refers to the 1978-1983 generation of Porsche 911s. It always has and always will.

If people will insist on inventing phrases can I suggest that in the title at least they use the correct terminology, such as Idle stabilisation valve in order to include as many people as possible in the debate.

Henry smile
Careful Henry ! ! or your IAT will go through the roof (took me ages to work out what they were ! ! but then again so did CIS . . . )



mrdemon

21,146 posts

265 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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I have no idea what he said, all i got was he wanted to super charge a R8.

As for TT that's what i drive.

Thought i was back on the Audi forum.

mollytherocker

14,366 posts

209 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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I used to work for a major oil company and the number of 3 letter abbreviations and acronyms they use is stupifying. I had to keep stopping people in meetings for clarification.

MTR

JW911

896 posts

195 months

Friday 6th January 2012
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So a three-letter abbreviation is a TLA. Why is a four-letter abbreviation (FLA) still a TLA? getmecoat