I've just bought some poverty Pork…

I've just bought some poverty Pork…

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jonny996

2,617 posts

217 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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ATM said:
People's reason for sale are hilarious. I never believe them. Why would you buy a dog if you owned a cherished 997. I'd sell the car first otherwise you'd have to put the dog in the car and then once you have done it once you're gonna do it again etc.
I recently got a dog & I would not hesitate in putting him my 996, put a towel on seats & he's good to go, in fact I am thinking about removing the rear seat behind driver for him to use (need third seat some times)

Bullet-Proof_Biscuit

1,058 posts

77 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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No bites, had to relist..

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-Boxster-986-3-2...

I guess my reason for sale 'it's just too reliable', simply would not be believed..

Jonesing for that melty 3.8 m97..

hehehehehehe

Escy

3,938 posts

149 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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Would you like some feedback on the advert?

ATM

18,295 posts

219 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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Escy said:
Would you like some feedback on the advert?
This is the internet. Just give your opinion. You dont need to ask for permission. He can choose to accept it or not. Thats how the internet works I think.

Escy

3,938 posts

149 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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Ok, in my opinion there is way too much information in the advert. It's very enthusiast nerdy which is a little off-putting to the general punter who just fancies a 5k sports car.

Information like when the next service is due should be left out. So should saying you want to sell it because you would like a better car.

The biggest thing that jumps out at me is that steering wheel, it cheapens the car, makes it look like boy racer special and will put loads of potentially interested people off the car. Swap the original one back on, put the centre console back in also. Ditch the inclusion of spare parts, most people won't want them plus you'll get more money selling them on separately.

Take out the information about the dents and swirls, that's something a buyer can make their mind up about when they are in front of the car.

You want the advert to read like you love the car and you've taken care of it but not like you are an obsessive. Should be a few paragraphs at the most in the text. You can give further information about it when you've got a punter standing in front of you and it's time to reel them in.

ferrisbueller

29,335 posts

227 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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The 5 year gap in the service book won't be a crowd pleaser.

Escy

3,938 posts

149 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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Or the rusty brake pipes painted over. Best off to let any interested person do their own research (like look at the old mot) and then they can ask you questions.

ATM

18,295 posts

219 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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Some good info there. Perhaps change the reason for sale to be that you want to get a dog and need a more dog suitable car otherwise you would definitely not be selling it.

ianwayne

6,299 posts

268 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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Since it's open season....

I've sold a lot of vehicles on ebay myself of all varieties; I'd support the point about all the spare parts, the vast majority won't be interested. I would keep them and sell separately, but I would put the original steering wheel back on.

The front number plate looks poor in my opinion; a new plastic one for not much more than a tenner would look smarter, even without the plinth. And perhaps add a photo with the hardtop fitted, which isn't even referred to in the listing. Still seems a good buy though. smile

Bullet-Proof_Biscuit

1,058 posts

77 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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Jee shucks, y'all do know how to make a pretty little girl like me sad.. biggrin

All taken on board, with thanks, I'll revert to factory parts, mention the hard top(...), and the heated seats for that matter.. And word the add to appeal to someone shopping for a turn-key car for the misses.

Edit; relisted...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-Boxster-986-3-2...

Edited by Bullet-Proof_Biscuit on Friday 16th August 20:54

ooid

4,092 posts

100 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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speaking of constructive crits... A bit of wrong time to advert a 2 seater/cabrio imho rolleyes

(I was just looking at 4x4's now, christmas almost there biggrin)

2Btoo

3,428 posts

203 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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ooid said:
(I was just looking at 4x4's now, christmas almost there biggrin)
Shut. Up. smile

Bullet-Proof_Biscuit

1,058 posts

77 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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ooid said:
speaking of constructive crits... A bit of wrong time to advert a 2 seater/cabrio imho rolleyes

(I was just looking at 4x4's now, christmas almost there biggrin)
No idea what you're on about. Come to think of it, I used to get similar flack from driving my 1275 turbo mini on Yokohama semi-slick track tyres though the winter as well. No idea what they were on about.

Escy

3,938 posts

149 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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I think that new advert reads much better. It just needs some good photos showing the car from all angles, ideally taken somewhere nice. It looks a good car and at the right money.

Leave it a few weeks and If you still don't get much interest i'd be tempted to drop the price £500 and not include the hard top. That'll sell no problem by itself as a black one will suit any colour car.

My consultancy fee is 10% wink

Bullet-Proof_Biscuit

1,058 posts

77 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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Escy said:
I think that new advert reads much better. It just needs some good photos showing the car from all angles, ideally taken somewhere nice. It looks a good car and at the right money.

Leave it a few weeks and If you still don't get much interest i'd be tempted to drop the price £500 and not include the hard top. That'll sell no problem by itself as a black one will suit any colour car.

My consultancy fee is 10% wink
Haha yes true, noted re; pretty venue. What are your fees with assisting in preventative bore score measures on a melty m97.. tongue out

Escy

3,938 posts

149 months

Friday 16th August 2019
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As it happens, i'm selling a crystal ball. wobble

ATM

18,295 posts

219 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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This looks good

£5750

2004
2.7

76870 miles

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223624252056


ianwayne

6,299 posts

268 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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That looks a nice buy, especially with the included hard top. Only 1100 miles since its last MoT but it is due in November.

ATM

18,295 posts

219 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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I just can't get my head around buying the 2.7 when I know the 3.2 is not a lot more.

jakesmith

9,461 posts

171 months

Sunday 18th August 2019
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The argument is that You don’t buy these for outright power when a Golf R is on a par with A 997S. It’s all about an exploitable chassis and a revy engine. The 2.7 was more than enough for fun on the roads and you’re not going to beat anything modern in a 986S
I get the argument for the 986 but also would get an S