Nonsense spouted on this forum…

[Slippydiff]

Appreciating some tactility/engagement in a car/its controls automatically makes you :

A. A beardy.

or

B. A driving god.

The 996 GT2 is a widowmaker.

The MK 1 996 GT3 was handbuilt by the Motorsport division in Weissach.

Fitting non N rated tyres to your Porsche will render your insurance invalid.

A 964 RS is too stiff to be driven on the road.

Aventura Green is a stunning colour.

[TB993tt]

High end "Passives" are THE best option for Porsche 911 suspension and PASM is just crap for the PH legend's finely tuned butt.

In fact the best suspension available is an active system but driving gods are too busy living in their passive past and need to get out more.

[lemmingjames]

Evo is the bible/the holy shrine/the messiah etc and winning ECOTY means that cars the bestest and other magazines opinions are worthless if ECOTY doesnt win

American cars cant handle and therefore not comparable to Porsche

[Mad March Taffy]

In the right light, Savannah Brown is an desirable interior colour...

[lemmingjames]

clubsport is pointless and limits resale

[shantybeater]

Mad March Taffy said:

In the right light, Savannah Brown is an desirable interior colour...

haha that's a good one!

[Steve Rance]

All 911's understeer

[Digga]

You can make money just by owning a 911.

[drmark]

Steve Rance said:

All 911's understeer

Fast drivers understand apostrophes.
Grammar pedants drive tiptronics.
Metzger was an engine designer.
Californian cars are rust free.

[sparta6]

the bubble will burst by lunchtime

[Digga]

sparta6 said:

the bubble will burst by lunchtime

Now it's tea break, how much do I have to pay you to tow my car away?

[v8ksn]

The tiptronic gearbox is not as bad as people think

[franki68]

a 911 is not a fancy beetle (runs for cover)

[Digga]

If you fit new tyres and they're not Cups you're a bit of a sap.

[franki68]

proper men drive cars with very heavy clutches and gearchanges ,and excessive trye noise and a ridiculously firm ride..as everyday machines.People who use other cars for a daily are pathetic weaklings.

[TB993tt]

franki68 said:

proper men drive cars with very heavy clutches and gearchanges ,and excessive trye noise and a ridiculously firm ride..as everyday machines.People who use other cars for a daily are pathetic weaklings.

^ Statement of fact

[lemmingjames]

TB993tt said:

franki68 said:

proper men drive cars with very heavy clutches and gearchanges ,and excessive trye noise and a ridiculously firm ride..as everyday machines.People who use other cars for a daily are pathetic weaklings.

^ Statement of fact

glad im not the only one who thought this comment was wrong/didnt belong here

[Cheib]

Anyone who has said virtually any Porsche was expensive at any time in the last fifteen years....

[Slippydiff]

Question : "I'm thinking of having my 996/7 GT2/Turbo mapped, any recommendations for a good quality remap ?"

Answer : "Stop being a tw*t, don't waste your money and get some driver tuition instead...."

5mm wheel spacers fitted on the front of ANY undeeering Porsche will turn it into something akin to a drift car that'll oversteer at will.

[pete.g]

Overuse. Of the minor sentence. And management speak. Delta.

lol

Multiple !!!!!

Needless information about what car you own - as in 'What sort of water should I put in the washer reservoir of my 991.2 GTS4TargaPDK?'