The impossible is possible. 996 towbar finished.

The impossible is possible. 996 towbar finished.

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wildoliver

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8,788 posts

217 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Well it is done, actually has been done quite a while but I've been to busy to actually post.

As can be seen it fits all the design parameters perfectly, drops down underneath bumper, totally invisible when the ball is not fitted, requires no modifications to the exhaust/body/bumper.

I won't pretend it was easy, there were some teething issues, at the end of the day Mr Porsche never really planned anyone to fit a towbar, however it has come out really well, it uses all factory holes, keeps a brace bar in place across the rear legs just as original, providing an equal or higher level of strength in accident and torsional rigidity than the original brace/crash bar, the towball is totally removable, and a simple 10 second job to fit or remove, and it tows well (sorry I mean carries my cycle rack well).

One negative in my mind being a picky bugger is that the towing eye is now redundant, However obviously there is the towbar to use instead. I am just a perfectionist. Maybe the next one we'll try to incorporate it.

Took about a day to make the basic frame up, with another day fettling to get it perfect.

Pics.






woogie

3,313 posts

253 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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What are you going to tow? Wouldn't it be better to buy a cheap Land Rover to do your towing ?

forza whites

2,555 posts

196 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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PLEASE dont tow a caravan! We have enough mobile chicanes on our roads. Besides you will be photographed and posted everywhere!

I would kindly suggest that a high powered Yamaha Wave Runner would look ok.....

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

217 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Can we have a photo of the underneath please to see how it was done? Ta thumbup


A3Targa

98 posts

223 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Is it 1 April yet?

Clevers

1,171 posts

202 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Looks like a bell end.

wildoliver

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Friday 7th March 2008
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Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Can we have a photo of the underneath please to see how it was done? Ta thumbup
No you can't! wink

I am afraid father is one of the dark side that tows the damned things. However as you can probably tell by his list of cars used for towing at least they do get a move on. Still doesn't excuse the fact though.

Never mind the wave runner it will be seeing my race car on trailer!

wildoliver

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Clevers said:
Looks like a bell end.
If your bell end looks like that can I suggest a trip to the doctors?

forza whites

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196 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Fair enough..will look just dandy with a race car in tow.....

But no portable fibre glass tents please!!

wildoliver said:
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Can we have a photo of the underneath please to see how it was done? Ta thumbup
No you can't! wink

I am afraid father is one of the dark side that tows the damned things. However as you can probably tell by his list of cars used for towing at least they do get a move on. Still doesn't excuse the fact though.

Never mind the wave runner it will be seeing my race car on trailer!

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

272 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Clevers said:
Looks like a bell end.
Bit harsh, he seems like a clever fellow to me.


wildoliver

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Friday 7th March 2008
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Lol might have known the stick I'd get from you lot wink

Wait till the 4wd 924 is finished. Get hung up by the short and curlies for that one wink

Fume Troll

4,389 posts

213 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Good work! I think one of the drivers in the national hillclimb series used to tow his car behind a porche - might have been a 928?

Cheers,

FT.

wildoliver

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Friday 7th March 2008
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Yeah you could always get towbars for the wet cars, I had a towbar on my 924, was always tricky on the aircooled though, although they are available for impact bumper cars. The killer with 911's are there are so many variants, this towbar would fit on any 996 and probably 997 chassis but might not clear the bumpers or exhausts on some of those cars, meaning a redesign, i think this is probably the main reason no-one makes one for them. However from the point of view of a handmade towbar it makes little difference.

Dr S

4,997 posts

227 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Ingenious but oh so wrong...

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

217 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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wildoliver said:
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
Can we have a photo of the underneath please to see how it was done? Ta thumbup
No you can't! wink
Why not? confused Just interested in the engineering. Don't worry, there's no way on this planet i'll be copying your design! biggrin

phatgixer

4,988 posts

250 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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This is a wind up, surely? biggrin

..and why would anyone want a bloody 4wd 924? rofl

Kurgen

1,447 posts

235 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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Quality thread.. nearly as good as Ravi's clay bar thread!! biggrin

wildoliver

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Friday 7th March 2008
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Someone somewhere needs a 4wd turbo nutter 4wd! Just imagine the comedy that can be had with such a device!

I could do with a claybar actually. Anyone got a half used one I can borrow? I'll return it after washing it wink

f@tboy

421 posts

200 months

Friday 7th March 2008
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When I got my 964 I discovered that a towbar was listed as an official option (back when the 964 was a current model). I've thought about making a mount once or twice, to put a bike-rack on. I haven't been able to find out if the factory option fits to the motor or to the body.

wildoliver

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Friday 7th March 2008
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Don't fit it to the motor please. Just think about the torsional and longitudinal forces acting on the engine and gearbox mounts. Before you even start considering long term stress effects on the engine block. A chap on here recently had a block break up just because a mount had broken on him a few months ago and it had stressed an oil pipe in the block.

However a 964 wouldn't be too hard to make a towbar for, it would be easier if you had the cup pipe fitted as this would give more room. It would be tight to say the least to fit one with the standard back box.