Return of Ze Beetlespurter!

Return of Ze Beetlespurter!

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GregE240

10,857 posts

268 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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Don said:
I'd really like to come along to the next Brunters, chaps...and I agree with Daz about March for the weather.

You should Mr Corleone, good fun it is too.

We start early at Thomas Towers with tea and buns, watching Derestrictor arguing theology with a Chief Rabbi I thoughtfully invited. Then a quick brief on how to get there from mine, swiftly followed by a blast thorugh Northamptonshire and Leicestershire's finest countryside.

Quick bout of fat chewing in the car park before Uncle Craig gets us round to "Ratburgers R Us" area for a quick summary of the days proceedings. Quick oggle of the machinery you're sharing the tarmac with. Quick lap to familiarise yourself, then its over to Marshall Cockney Barrow-Boy and we're orf!

Good enough to leave the in laws at home.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

271 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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Greg, may I book at a place at the most esteemed of breakfast tables?

tony_996hasgone

3,160 posts

259 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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craigw said:
Bruntingthorpe VMAX IV looking set to be most likely late feb/march gents. Va Va VOOm

.... as much notice as poss please Craig for the exact date.... will be off skiing at some point in March and wouldn't want a clash (and at the moment the timing for skiing is flexible).... I want to be there on the day that DeR outshines Daz

GregE240

10,857 posts

268 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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Plotloss said:
Greg, may I book at a place at the most esteemed of breakfast tables?

By all means sir. Consider yourself booked. Shame we won't have the Chim's awesome rumble this time, but I look forward to a passenger run in the roller skate instead....

granville

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18,764 posts

262 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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and indeed

I shall ensure buckets are inserted where appropriate for the correct doseage of arse/chassis interfacing.

This event is a compelling rationale for the adoption of 'The Ace of Spades' as Albion's Antheme Nationale.

Hurrah.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

271 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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Git!

But yes, the roller skate will be there in all its diminutive glory...

Roll on the one after this one

craigw

12,248 posts

283 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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Bo problem re dates, will make it march to avoid vag waters clashes & tony will run dates by you. Dont worry the 'core' team are always catered for 1st

MOD500

2,686 posts

251 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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Hello from the Tiv corner

Is it poss I could come and watch the proceedings at Brunters? I fancy just watching as the chim probably would'nt stand up too well against the forced induction lunacy / V12 animalism that will be knocking around

Thanks

MOD

granville

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18,764 posts

262 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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MOD, I'm sure there's room at the inn; Craig W is the man with the plan.

And a wondrously petrol guzzling plan it is, too!

You can't beat a chimp, unless it's a middle lane moron.

In which case it needs abusing, thoroughly.


Don

28,377 posts

285 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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Well if a spot is available I will be there. I fancy seeing whether or not I can actually max the thing out...

granville

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18,764 posts

262 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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Don said:
Well if a spot is available I will be there. I fancy seeing whether or not I can actually max the thing out...


I don't think that's even a question, Don...

Greg & Emm got pretty near (if not to) the point of ultimate neck wringing in Gorgeous George during Brunters II at around 163, I vaguely recall.

(Didn't they up the power a snifter on the very latest versions? In which case a three digit figure with '7' i'th'middle may be an occurrence.)

Don

28,377 posts

285 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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derestrictor said:

(Didn't they up the power a snifter on the very latest versions? In which case a three digit figure with '7' i'th'middle may be an occurrence.)


They did indeed up the power. From 252bhp to 260bhp! If there's a 7 in the number it'd be at the back end at about 167 theoretically achievable. Personally I think actually getting up there is somewhat unlikely even on a two mile straight!

Should get 140+ easily though and 150+ seems possible with a tailwind and the early application of power

Going to be interesting to see what braking from that speed is like. I have a suspicion that the sheer length of the "retardation process" is likely to generate enough undispersed heat to cause trials and tribulations... I suspect a brake/off/brake/off cycle might be wise for the preservation of the machine - if not the attainment of the highest velocity or swiftest lap times...but since Brunters isn't really about lapping I don't care...I'd just like to see that dial in the upper regions of automotive amusement...

Marki

15,763 posts

271 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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Interesting video clip , from what car where you being filmed Deristrictor ,, was it an Ultima !

nice the way ze Kline Swartzer lunges back into , and then out of veiw in the other direction

granville

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18,764 posts

262 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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Cheers Mark.

The only thing currently preventing greater strides into the v-max abyss are the aerodynamic inefficiencies caused by Rufus von Klepp (the guy whose styling house penned the 993 silhouette).

His other great design icon was the common or garden house brick, thus, some form of Indo-Puegot restylee exercise seems like an irresistable inevitability.

Alternatively, chatting to a man who can recently, I may opt for longer cogs on 5 & 6 which may aid the cause substantially: as it is, it's too easy to headbutt the already raised limiter in top...

Schweinhund!

domster

8,431 posts

271 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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DeR - LOL

Marki - yes, filming was from Bluesatin's Ultima GTR. I think EdT was the cameraman. I was passengering with DeR in the Chariot of Derestrictedness.

Marki

15,763 posts

271 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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Mine godt in Himmel ,, impressive mid range Grunt

So the Beetlespurter out did an Ultima

I would think some seriously midrif clamping Buckets are in order Der ,,,

GregE240

10,857 posts

268 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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Don said:

derestrictor said:

(Didn't they up the power a snifter on the very latest versions? In which case a three digit figure with '7' i'th'middle may be an occurrence.)



They did indeed up the power. From 252bhp to 260bhp! If there's a 7 in the number it'd be at the back end at about 167 theoretically achievable. Personally I think actually getting up there is somewhat unlikely even on a two mile straight!

Should get 140+ easily though and 150+ seems possible with a tailwind and the early application of power

Going to be interesting to see what braking from that speed is like. I have a suspicion that the sheer length of the "retardation process" is likely to generate enough undispersed heat to cause trials and tribulations... I suspect a brake/off/brake/off cycle might be wise for the preservation of the machine - if not the attainment of the highest velocity or swiftest lap times...but since Brunters isn't really about lapping I don't care...I'd just like to see that dial in the upper regions of automotive amusement...

Nah, don't worry Don.

With a tailwind you should see 160 easily.....Emm managed it easily on several occasions. With regard to braking you'll be staggered how impressive the stoppers are at pulling you up from that sort of velocity. They're ridiculously over capable and confidence inspiring.

What we need is a hybrid of your good self and my missus - your masterful ability through the bottom curves and Emm's rampant boot-ism up the straight - then we'd have a winner.

Maybe, just maybe we'd see 170....

Greg