KN For the Discerning Petrolhead?

KN For the Discerning Petrolhead?

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jeremyc

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23,512 posts

285 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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I was amused to see a TV advert for the Cayenne (the Turbo S, natch) here in the Yeuuww Ess of Aye that showed said beast standing still in the drive being revved enthusiastically with a phone on the ground behind one of the exhausts.

Presumably to demonstrate to the septic on the other end of the line that Porsche produce sporty cars.

dogsharks

427 posts

247 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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The guy in the film is the market they're going after with the Cayenne. I've seen that spot too, and it makes me want to barf.

Right now there's an uproar about the fact that the Cayenne won't go in the snow. Imagine that, a 4WD vehicle with real wide rubber than won't go in the snow. Ha ha, everyone knows skinny tires are the best for the snow, but if Porsche put skinny tires on the beast, then they would be sued for poor engineering and tire spec. Go figure.

The guy with the tele on the driveway revving the motor for his buddy is one of those guys trying to figure out why a Volvo 240 drove by him in the snow at the ski resort, when the Cayenne wouldn't even get out of the parking lot (true story) :-)

Dogsharks

dazren

22,612 posts

262 months

Monday 8th December 2003
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Interestingly the family merc ML320 has the wider tyre option (275 I think) and that positively flies through snow. Not got tyres rated to over 160mph though!!

DAZ

GR4

442 posts

253 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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This weeks Autocar reports on the KN V6 press launch in snowy Finland. The way I read it, it coped fine. I'm sure it's no Defender when the going gets rough, but presume that as long as it can mix it with X5's and ML's Porsche are happy ?

clubsport

7,260 posts

259 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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i read through it and was got the impression they didn't think it was up to much, but for a family looking for a slow,large estate with an iconic badge it fits the bill and these sales will help Porsche financially going forward.

domster

8,431 posts

271 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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Interesting quote in Evo eCOTY from Colin Goodwin:

"It's a very good demonstration of what Porsche can do, and an equally good demonstration of what it shouldn't do."

GR4

442 posts

253 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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My point was that Autocar do not appear to be suggesting it lacks competance as a 4X4, which I think is what was being suggested earlier in this thread. It isn't my choice of car so I have no axe to grind, but I have not seen anything that suggests the KN is inferior off road (or on) to its comfy German 4X4 rivals ?

sb-1

3,317 posts

264 months

Tuesday 9th December 2003
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I think that some of you are missing the point.IMO...Porsche are doing what they think is necessary to stay in business.Look at the state that Ford are in...surely it is better for Porsche to stay profitable,so that they can keep making 911's and Boxsters.
IMO they wouldn't be around for long(independantly anyway) if all they made were sports cars.
(All IMO!)


Steve

clubsport

7,260 posts

259 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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With respect Steve, there is a difference between staying in business and being the most profitable car company per unit produced.
It appears they are doing what they can to exploit the brand to get the most profit...

HermanTheGerman

228 posts

267 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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clubsport said:
With respect Steve, there is a difference between staying in business and being the most profitable car company per unit produced.
It appears they are doing what they can to exploit the brand to get the most profit...



With respect also, it's their brand to exploit though isn't it CS ? I don't see what all the fuss is about. Porsche, the family company, has always been about more than just sports cars.

And there's nothing wrong with maximising profits, just ask Henry-F

>> Edited by HermanTheGerman on Wednesday 10th December 09:40

clubsport

7,260 posts

259 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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Too true H the G..totally their brand and I am sure there are those equally thrilled at the apparent new model range & direction, as there are others who are just a little less enthralled.

domster

8,431 posts

271 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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Porsche seem to be doing all they can to survive - nay, prosper - as an independent car manufacturer.

If they didn't do models like KN then they would probably be like Lamborghini - struggle and then get taken over by Audi/VW etc. And the profitable mother company would produce the 4x4s people want to buy.

Porsche decided to work with VW on the KN as a partner, so they are already half in bed with Wolfsburg. They are just trying to remain independent enough not to be taken over by them.

However, the Porsche brand is being diluted by the KN. Porsche now longer exclusively make sports cars - it's that simple. Porsche to our kids and their kids won't mean what it meant to us when we were growing up. Of course, that is just a romantic argument. Some of the brand essence went when they started designing toasters

henry-F

4,791 posts

246 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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What on earth do you mean by that statement Herman. I am well known in the parish for my acts of generosity to the elderly and infirm. Ask any of the Sunday congregation!!

Re: K-N and snow go on the camp 4 artic driving course then tell me it doesn`t work in the snow !!

Henry "We sell em cheaper cos we stck em higher" Firman.

james

1,362 posts

285 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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I don't see the problem with Porsche producing a Chelsea Tractor myself. Ok, it would be a problem if they discontinued one of their nice cars in order to biuld this new thing. However, if you don't like it, don't buy it. Just put your money down for a new Beetle Coupe, and let the Mummies buy the KN's to ferry their little darlings to school.

domster

8,431 posts

271 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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Absolutely.

It is only brand essence that is being affected (like if Prada started making 40 quid shell suits, or if Chanel came out with a 1.99 deodorant for Boots), so only a few romantic purists who really care for that kind of thing can complain.

The image of owning and driving a Porsche will invariably change, though. It will become an expensive, luxury brand - rather than the enthusiasts' choice. More B&O and less Mark Levinson, if you like. That is sad as I think it will see a return to the 80s yuppie image, ie posh school mums hooning around in Cayennes. I would rather people saw me as an enthusiast if I plonked the key ring down in a crowded Soho winebar

roygarth

2,673 posts

249 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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henry-F said:
Henry "We sell em cheaper cos we stck em higher" Firman.


Unbelievable, thats an anagram of 'high milers for high dollar' and 'Mileage is irrelevant you fool'



HermanTheGerman

228 posts

267 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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domster said:

It is only brand essence that is being affected (like if Prada started making 40 quid shell suits, or if Chanel came out with a 1.99 deodorant for Boots), so only a few romantic purists who really care for that kind of thing can complain.


I'm sorry Dom. You cannot compare Porsche making the KN to Prada making a shell suit. It is still a 'real' Porsche in terms of the design and engineering skills that have gone into making it.

domster said:

The image of owning and driving a Porsche will invariably change, though. It will become an expensive, luxury brand - rather than the enthusiasts' choice. That is sad as I think it will see a return to the 80s yuppie image.


It is already sad but true that most people view 993, 996 and even Boxster drivers in that way anyway.

domster

8,431 posts

271 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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HermanTheGerman said:

domster said:

It is only brand essence that is being affected (like if Prada started making 40 quid shell suits, or if Chanel came out with a 1.99 deodorant for Boots), so only a few romantic purists who really care for that kind of thing can complain.



I'm sorry Dom. You cannot compare Porsche making the KN to Prada making a shell suit. It is still a 'real' Porsche in terms of the design and engineering skills that have gone into making it.




But Prada may make a really good job of the shell suit, and use the finest hand stitched crimpolene... it may still be made and designed well, but is it the art of the marque?

OK, it's a pretty crap analogy. But the Porsche sportscar brand will be diluted by a sports utility vehicle. It's not what Porsche should be making to keep the marque's bloodline intact. But it is what it should be making to stay in business, retain independence and make big profits.

GregE240

10,857 posts

268 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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Dom, if its not what they should be making to keep the sportscars bloodline intact, then what do you suggest?

When I last looked there were one or two sportscars available, depending on your requirements / budget / profession.

domster

8,431 posts

271 months

Wednesday 10th December 2003
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Seeing as you ask:

- Keep boxster, introduce RS and boxster coupe as entry level coupe

- Keep 911, make more GT3s and GT3-RSs. Do a GT2-RS as the flagship in the range.

- Carrera GT

Don't produce the Cayenne - but get your partner veedubya to launch a Toureg as the VW Toureg RS, engineered by Porsche. (Like the RS2, Mercedes 500E).

Make the toasters and kettles a bit better.