RE: Caption Competition

[nubbin]

"Stop, you bastard, STOOOOOPPPPP!!!"

[nubbin]

"Excellent ride height on my new mower, but a seat would be nice!"

[richb]

Shiiiitttt !!! guess I should have listened when she told me to get the Dyson.

[epoch]

Try as he might, Superman couldn't help but show off when moving the lawn.

[rashackleton]

The performance increase after installing the V8 was nothing short of breathtaking.

[dubbs]

The Audi Aerodynamics engineer wasn't best pleased with his latest efforts...!

[tidmamar]

At least I won't get 'pissOnMySkates.com' ay Ted?

[johnwilk]

Now point your toes and smile...

[.mark]

What were Q's last words? "Oh do be careful 007!"

[Ali_D]

Ted suddenly realised that perhaps he'd tweaked his lawn mower a little too much.

[Ali_D]

Goggles must be worn - at these speeds grass clippings can be dangerous!

[C14PPY]

Power is nothing without control

[Tom Lyden]

oooh ****e....a catapolt!!!!

[Martin9eme]

The front wheel drive turbo version of the Sinclair C5 was also a failure.

[mhibbins]

"Bernard Jenkin demonstrates innovative rapid road levelling equipment in order to reduce congestion caused by protracted road works" -- Mark Edited by mhibbins on Tuesday 15th May 12:48

[GasBlaster]

Peter Wheeler shows the world how a lawnmower SHOULD perform.

[roop]

...It was at this point that Raymond rued the day he volunteered to do the first road trial of the Speed Twelve powered ScootaSkate...

[roop]

...It soon became aparrent to Rob that negating to disable the anti-gravity systems on his inline skates was going to cause him problems...

[RobM]

The tree in the background is saying 'look i can float too'

[roop]

...It suddenly dawned on Ted that he'd need more than a bicycle helmet and elbow pads to survive this stack...