Tuesday 15th May 2001
...Noel Edmonds and Jeremy Beadle join forces to create the ultimate joke stunt gone wrong...
Tuesday 15th May 2001
...Anthony suddenly realised what his mate's had meant when they said "Don't put the off switch at the front"...
Tuesday 15th May 2001
...The Doc stressed that this was only a prototype and that the Back to the Future Hoverboard would be significantly smaller in production guise...
Kevin began to rue the day he ever joined the Dyson product development team from that nice safe job in accounts.
Tuesday 15th May 2001
...Phil knew from the moment he began to eat his Asian style Vindaloo that it would get it's revenge...
Tuesday 15th May 2001
...Here's the moment our spy camera team caught the new Caterham Ultralight in testing at MIRA...
Tuesday 15th May 2001
...The carbon fibre and kevlar construction coupled with a nitrous'd hyabusa engine provided a significantly higher power to weight ration that John had initially calculated...
Tuesday 15th May 2001
...TVR's latest attempt to dislodge Kubota as number one rotorvator manufacturer looked promising during initial trials...
"Bugger" said Derek as his jetski lept from the water onto a nearby road.
What was it Q had said?......"Oh do be careful 007!"
Best said in a Finnish accent.
"OK Ron I think we have this Launch Control fixed"
Despite major concerns about the ability of the fuselage to withstand re-entry forces - NASA's latest shuttle touched down safely earlier today
……It wasn’t until the back straight when Mike finally realised that his back wheels were missing……
Tuesday 15th May 2001
Dave gives a graphic demonstration that standard motorcycle headstock welds are not up to the job of coping with front wheel drive...
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Mark
In a bid to prevent any further problems regarding drivers obeying "Team Orders" after the Austrian GP episode - Jean Todt allows Ruebens Barichello to test the car he will be using for the rest of the F1 season
it took six secounds for benny the new road marker to realise he had used the wrong octane.
Bromley Man regrets 'Souping up' lawnmower..
Tuesday 15th May 2001
“You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”
IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE
Would all owners of Black and Decker ET416GT Lawn edge trimmers please return them for a minor ajustment to the speed control mechanism.
Edited by macwalsh on Tuesday 15th May 14:46
Gromit come back, you won't get away with my Wenslydale
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