RE: Americans

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philr

389 posts

280 months

Monday 5th November 2001
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Looks like Johny got out of school early !

campbell

2,499 posts

284 months

Tuesday 6th November 2001
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Please take two tones of pig iron ang three galons of paint and what do you get


A yank tank made by little Johny

Cerbman

565 posts

279 months

Saturday 10th November 2001
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What I think is amazing about Americans is that they need to make films about them being heroes or changing the course of history and taking credit away from Britain for example making out they changed the course of WW2 by finding the Enigma codes. Films that star people like Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis making them out to be heroes yet both are too cowardly to cross the Atlantic because they might get hurt.
There is a country however, an island off Northern Europe, which doesn't need to pretend by making films. All we get upset about are petrol prices.

apache

39,731 posts

285 months

Saturday 10th November 2001
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What the F**k are you talking about ?

Edited by apache on Saturday 10th November 13:08

Cerbman

565 posts

279 months

Saturday 10th November 2001
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Which bit don't you understand?

apache

39,731 posts

285 months

Saturday 10th November 2001
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what prompted your jingoistic outburst for one, hollywood has been making fantasy films for decades and the line between truth and fiction for them is like 'the truth getting in the way of a good story' for our press. I doubt Stallone or Willis actually said "I'm scared to fly" more like their agents worrying about their cash cows coming a cropper. I've met plenty of Americans who have flown since the 11th and know plenty of Brits who are understandably worried about doing the same. I thought you were generalising and being a bit insensitive for no apparent need

McNab

1,627 posts

275 months

Saturday 10th November 2001
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And does anyone really think that Hollywood is going to turn out a film which doesn't attract the maximum American audience ?

Massaging the truth in favour of America and the all-American hero is the road to box-office success.

What a pity CART is so blind to this, by the way, because with so few American drivers it's bound to die.

Face it, jingoism is universal.

Cerbman

565 posts

279 months

Sunday 11th November 2001
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Trouble is people believe all this stuff and America seems to make a habit of changing history so they look good and Britain looks bad.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Sunday 11th November 2001
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I just worry at what they might do with the Dam Busters

andymadmak

14,597 posts

271 months

Monday 12th November 2001
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good point jmorgan.
wonder what they would call the squadron leaders black dog these days as well......

ATG

20,619 posts

273 months

Monday 12th November 2001
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Dambusters is rather a good example of British propaganda. The project involved some clever ideas, but the actual raid was of no strategic importance at all. A lot of British air crews were killed, and the main victims of the raid were German civilians. The raid served as useful propaganda and nothing much else.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Monday 12th November 2001
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Not all the crews were British.

Neil Menzies

5,167 posts

285 months

Monday 12th November 2001
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Not all the crews were British.


Indeed, another wonderful example of American daring, with Sargeant Bruce Willis on the ground, recovering nuclear secrets from the dastardly Germans before being picked up by his former enemy in a love triangle in a touch-and-go landing in a Flying Fortress, which the RAF were too scared to do, and a cameo appearance as a Southern Slave Dog by "Nigger" the labrador. Oh, and the bouncing bomb developed by Barnes-Chuck-Wallis.

Or something like that...

ATG

20,619 posts

273 months

Monday 12th November 2001
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sorry, should have said Allied ... and Neil, I think u may have missed the point...

GasBlaster

27,427 posts

280 months

Monday 12th November 2001
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Whinging about US films not giving us poor Brits our due makes us look as bad as the French! There is an easy answer - develop a British film industry. Then we could make films about how we landed the first man on the moon (Neil Hamstrong, from Durham), made the first powered heaver than air flight (the Wraught brothers, from Leeds) and invented the electric light bulb (Thomas Addyson, from Hastings).

Oh yeah, if you really want to plumb the depths of American glory-grabbing, ask any of them the name of the pilot who made the first non-stop Atlantic crossing. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred they will tell you Charles Lindbergh!! They have never heard of Alcock and Brown and will look amazed when you tell them!

jmorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Monday 12th November 2001
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See what they flew in!

jpf

1,312 posts

277 months

Friday 16th November 2001
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Somehow, I think a better topic would be "THE FRENCH". There is nothing wrong with the UK (they brought us Alec Guiness, Monthy Python, the XKE and civilized half the world) or the USA (man on the moon, etc.). The French are weird geeks that can't get along with anyone!

Stop griping about the USA!

apache

39,731 posts

285 months

Friday 16th November 2001
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or the welsh, and people with red hair, and pikeys, fukcing hate them

mel

10,168 posts

276 months

Friday 16th November 2001
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good point jmorgan.
wonder what they would call the squadron leaders black dog these days as well......



You have to be a bit subtler these days I've a very good friend with a black lab called Winston his Mrs hates calling it in the park.

SwanJack

1,912 posts

273 months

Friday 16th November 2001
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apache - 'Twll dyn pob sais'