RE: Caption Competition No 4
(for the left hand picture)
Is that a gearshift in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me
Geisha rocks off with the new dial-a-massage service.....
After young blonde girls get wise, Peter stringfellow trys to smuggle in new girlfriends...
Peter Stringfellow demonstrates his latest project:
"Dial-a-Lapdancer" (with special rates for pensioners...like Peter himself). Smartarse!
In another Driven exclusive, we put people carriers to the test. This week, we compare the Smart, TVR and Ducatti versions of the Chinese paddy-field shift gearbox championship. The Smart wins 'hands-down' with the TVR out on a limb (or 10).
"We might be in a circus but just because I'm sitting on you like this doesn't mean you can try to prove that you are the ring master!"
They all seem to be in sideways!
Yet agian the orientals try to add one more position to the KAMA SUTRA.
Smart Car... Dumb People...
[Right-hand pic: "Beam us ALL up, Smartie..."]
(for the left picture) I can't berieve your wearing those flairs
[left pic] Dave loved his turn to be designated driver.
Recently stopped at the Calais Eurotunnel Terminal.
Im not driving until you've all got your seat belt on.
Denying his business is on the rocks, Peter Stringfellow unveils his latest no expense spared strip joint.
I know that strange old Chinese merchant said don't feed them after midnight, but they must have found the emergency mars bar I keep in the glove box.
Widow Twanky washed the teams MPV once too many.
"I think next time I'll take the bus!"
Government unveils new railway public transport system.
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