RE: Caption Competition No 4

[focused]

NO!! we not come out 'til Sringferrow go way!!

[focused]

Stringfellow says..."Yeah so?..I've had more girls in my underpants, in one go, than that. In fact there's three in there now.

[McNab]

Hua hung dong zhai pu sichuan ?

Ah so .... size is not everything !

[jmorgan]

Quick, hide, he has a loaded champagne glass up hi A**e!

[wwp]

I knew we should have waited for the cabriolet version....

[dubbs]

As he got into the driving seat of his new "city car" Dubbs just knew he would have to change his "fanny magnet" aftershave to something a little less potent.

[darren]

Smart's the car to Nip into town with

[mel]

The lynx effect.

[progers]

Only another 1,278,938,683 to squeeze in.

[mhibbins]

I don't think the chap you ran over and glued to the bumper counts...

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Mark

[mhibbins]

As confuscious say... "Mmmffmfmmff"

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Mark

[ADB]

The chinese always loved Star Trek but got the saying w(r)ong..

"Up me Beam Scottie"

[trefor]

The dealership was keen to keep Ted's business, they promised to trace that elusive clonking noise he had been complaining about.

[samn]

Stringfellow - " Don't worry, any of you girls that can't fit in the smart can right in the back of the Merc with me " !

450 Chimp

[Esprit]

After Billy's dad bought him the Smart for his 17th and upon finding how expensive lowring kits were he opted for this unique solution to achieve the "Touring Car Look"

[Esprit]

"Sure the extra load gives me added weight, but the car's now 3" lower..... that's gotta be good for another 150 horsepower!"

[Esprit]

"Heraldo" after being rejected by his friends "Seigfreid and Roy" back in the early days unleashes his new act on the world: Inserting an entire Asian village into the jaws of a hungry SmartCar.

[PetrolTed]

quote:
...two in the front, two in the back, and Chairman Mao in the ashtray.

Winner

[Jasper Gilder]

Shhh... If we all stay very still Peter Stringfellow won't notice we're here