Extract of emails received from Manu and Basher
Discussion
Only kidding
Shame Basher's on holiday, he would have had a heart attack reading that title
I got this email and thought I'd share it here, the jokes thread is packed, and I thought I'd cheer Ajay up with the thought of disclosing details of his partner's emails You'll notice the joke has some crap talk, but its only a joke, so I didn't edit it for accuracy 
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available; a brand new Ferrari 550. It costs him 200,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red traffic light.
An old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car have you got there, son?"
The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550 - it cost 200 thou!!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car all right ...but I think I'll stick with my moped!!"
Just then, the light changes to green so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 15 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whooooooosssshhhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man himself. He floors the accelerator again and takes the Ferrari up
to 200 mph. then, up ahead of him, he sees that its the old man on the moped.
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph. Whhhhooooooosssssshhhh!!!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again.
The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do. Suddenly, the moped ploughs into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. They skid to a halt.
The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God!! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath... "Unhook my
ing braces from your wing mirror !!!!"
Shame Basher's on holiday, he would have had a heart attack reading that title I got this email and thought I'd share it here, the jokes thread is packed, and I thought I'd cheer Ajay up with the thought of disclosing details of his partner's emails
You'll notice the joke has some crap talk, but its only a joke, so I didn't edit it for accuracy A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available; a brand new Ferrari 550. It costs him 200,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red traffic light.
An old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car have you got there, son?"
The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550 - it cost 200 thou!!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car all right ...but I think I'll stick with my moped!!"
Just then, the light changes to green so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 15 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whooooooosssshhhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man himself. He floors the accelerator again and takes the Ferrari up
to 200 mph. then, up ahead of him, he sees that its the old man on the moped.
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph. Whhhhooooooosssssshhhh!!!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again.
The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do. Suddenly, the moped ploughs into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. They skid to a halt.
The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God!! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath... "Unhook my
ing braces from your wing mirror !!!!"
Only kidding
Shame- after today I've a fair idea what's in them... I must say I'm very impressed with the range of business skills shown by yourself & Manu. I'm sure Manu is a hugely talented photographer dude
Edited to say we could do with a bit of escalation from Manu/Basher on this one
>> Edited by 456mgt on Saturday 15th February 05:29
bluesatin said: Kevin Have you had the exhaust to the porker fitted yet?
Got it fitted yesterday
First impressions here: www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=29333&f=48&h=0 Sounds like an old air cooled Porsche now. We were trying to get the car to 'sing' within Ken Livingstone's ring, and it was pretty hopeless; only when I got the car back to my neck of the woods was it possible to open it out and hear the effect properly. PH living in London have my sympathy.
basher said: Yeah yeah whatever.....I only e mail good jokes and advertising material....nothing else Ninja you perve...
I never said anything about yours or Manu's emails being pervy...
Guilty conscience have we?
I've seen some of the advertising emails you've sent, spiderman one was quite good, I must say. Special effects on that were pretty impressive.
How was the holiday?
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