Barge/Rant Thread Social Stuff

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Put your name on the list

I'll take bets from the others on what nasty event befalls you

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Place your bets, chaps!

Odds that, prior to next Friday, Gwagon:

- Has a fatal heart attack after being spooked by his own shadow: Evens
- Is sliced in two by a hit and run cycle courier: 2-1
- Is hit by a London bus: 3-1
- Is gang-raped by Islamic fundamentalists: 11-4
- Is poisoned by a work colleague: 15-2
- Stumbles down a Crossrail ventilation shaft: 20-1
- Is arrested and held at Paddington Green Police Station on Friday night under anti-terorrism laws: Evens (because I'm going to call it in )

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D'ya think they'd let me in?


And this gaff nearby for a bit of grub looks ok

http://www.tinseltown.co.uk/Farringdon/

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West End Beers is THIS Friday!

Mayfair Beers has become West End Beers as we head for imbibing pastures new.
Next get-together, from 5.30pm on Friday 26th July, will be at the Adam & Eve, just 50 yards north of Oxford Street (the Tottenham Court Road to Oxford Circus section)

Google map if you like that sort of thing.

It's a Friday, so get your permission slips in for a late one!

1. V8mate
2. olly22n
3. Cactussed (hopefully)
4. Gwagon111 (unless he has been arrested for offences against the State)

[V8mate]

West End Beers is THIS Friday!

Mayfair Beers has become West End Beers as we head for imbibing pastures new.
Next get-together, from 5.30pm on Friday 26th July, will be at the Adam & Eve, just 50 yards north of Oxford Street (the Tottenham Court Road to Oxford Circus section)

Google map if you like that sort of thing.

It's a Friday, so get your permission slips in for a late one!

1. V8mate
2. olly22n
3. Cactussed (hopefully)
4. Gwagon111 (unless he has been arrested for offences against the State)
5. Flange
6. GP (confirmed alive)

[V8mate]

5.30 for me.

We're going to stand outside, aren't we?

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olly22n said:

L100NYY said:

If I drink during the day I nod off

The trick is not to stop

Correct. One or two is lethal. Three onwards oils the wheels of life and business.

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I hope you had a couple of olives or half a breadstick with them. Drinking on an empty stomach is bad for your rail ticket - ticket gate coordination.

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olly22n said:

Chaps.

I have a dichotomy;

Hat or no hat?

Should I help your audience out with images of you wearing a hat?

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olly22n said:

V8mate said:

olly22n said:

Chaps.

I have a dichotomy;

Hat or no hat?

Should I help your audience out with images of you wearing a hat?

No.

Was that a manly 'no, means no' or a more ladylike 'no, oh yes, fking ruin me'?

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olly22n said:

V8mate said:

Was that a manly 'no, means no' or a more ladylike 'no, oh yes, fking ruin me'?

Manly no, if its the one I'm thinking of!

Oh. There's two.

I could always post both and then you could tell me which one not to post.

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Gwagon111 said:

olly22n said:

I have the socks on today. Just to bring a little ray on sunlight into the pub.

I actually resemble a ray of sunshine today. You'll see, just you wait .

>Hello? Is that the Metropolitan Police Anti-Terrorism Unit? I'd like to report a suspicious person<

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When you find a coffee shop, Gwagon, somewhere you'll be for half an hour or so, can you post here? Just so I can be sure that the boys hit the right venue.

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Are you real, Gwagon111?

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No. We're all in the same place. Except Gwagon.

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olly22n said:

Sore.

GP didn't use lube?

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Freelander? Was that the best you could nick?

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L100NYY said:

Loons Open Day - 10th Aug.

So, who's going, and in what?

1. olly22n - freelander
2. Gruber - M3 probably
3. jeremyc - Pork or Beef, maybe
4. Loon

Oh. So you can muster the effort to get along to your own event then. Fine.

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chrisw666 said:

Will this open day run into the evening? Perhaps with some kind of BBQ so I don't have to eat from McDonalds on my way home from holiday?

I think there's an open house in Stamford offering all weekend BBQ, partying, drunkeness and general debauchery.

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Right! It's officially beer o'clock.

Hand & Shears for me this evening.