Midnight murderball
Discussion
TonyHetherington said:
school boy playground rules QUITE CLEARLY said:
- Rush, keeper rush, goal rush, may not be interchanged during game, except if biggest boy says so
right who is the biggest boy??
- If better player comes along half way during lunchtime, you are allowed to beckon him into your team, with bribery being accepted - often encouraged
how will you know if he/she is any good at murderball in the first place??
- at the point the bell goes, anyone may shout "next goal wins", and as such, NEXT GOAL WINS
who's bringing the bell and who will ring it??
- If you get past all the players in the opposing team and get to the opposing teams line, you look really cool if you stop the ball on the line and head it in...still on the ground....while on all 4's
i'm sure plenty of people (me included) will spend most of the game on all fours anyway
- Fights are not an acceptable way to settle scores...
why?? usually worked well at school
- ...top shelf magazines are
so did they
The Hood said:
right who is the biggest boy??
Oggs
The Hood said:
how will you know if he/she is any good at murderball in the first place??
Prior form, and big shoulders.
The Hood said:
who's bringing the bell and who will ring it??
Err...Lois?
The Hood said:
i'm sure plenty of people (me included) will spend most of the game on all fours anyway
Broken bones are a risk, bruised shins and knees a certainty.
TonyHetherington said:
- Fights are not an acceptable way to settle scores...
The Hood said:
why?? usually worked well at school
No, but wrestling is
TonyHetherington said:
- ...top shelf magazines are
The Hood said:
so did they
Never have seen one produced during a game.
EmmaP said:
- ...top shelf magazines are
The Hood said:
so did they
Never have seen one produced during a game.
There's always a first time for anything
now how can i get a mag to pf, into the game of murderball, bring it out to have a look/show the lads without mrs hood finding out
FortJefferson said:
How's your back Emma?
Still cannot stand up straight. Can only sit or stand for very short periods (max 15 mins). Saw osteo and GP today. Am on pain killers and anti-inflammataries. Using deep heat and ibrobrufen gel. Am doing some exercise to try to straighten out back. Should be a week before I am better and month before all is as normal.
EmmaP said:
...I still wanna be smacked around like the rest of you.
You may regreat saying that!
Oh
Just seen the photo of Oggs. He's a big bloke, isn't he.
If you read this, Oggs, and decide to play, feel free to leave me alone
>> Edited by lightningghost on Tuesday 25th April 23:26
The Hood said:
and I still wanna be smacked around like the rest of you.
when i was younger i tried my best NOT to get beaten up/hurt/injured and here you are requesting it.
Glyn.
i don't know what the world is coming to
I just don't want to miss out on any of the fun...
lightningghost said:
and I still wanna be smacked around like the rest of you.
when i was younger i tried my best NOT to get beaten up/hurt/injured and here you are requesting it.
Glyn.
i don't know what the world is coming to
I just don't want to miss out on any of the fun...
It's been a long time since i called it fun.
Glyn.
) so the original founder of MurderBall (C) will be missing his first game. 
So, note to all the ladies - don't wear a zip up top 
Zip up tops are the way forward
Maybe that's a good thing anonymous said:
[redacted]
She just said - Velcro tops are a must
And as me n Tony are the only two founder members of the PHMS (no, not a monthly female thing, the P.Heads Murderball squad!) who seem to be attending, as t'other one has wimped out cos he is ashamed that his bird nicked the ball last time
... so, me & Tony get to choose that ALL the girls end up on the other team No... er, no reason particularly.
well, it'd be silly to tackle our own players wouldn't it?
oh, did we mention that velcro tops are compulsory?
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