Donuts in the park

[lucozade]

Oh well I would like to think I brought something along that was "camping" friendly and didn't disturb too many

At least it never broke down.

I would have brought my Cerb or even my Tuscan down to the event had they NOT removed every penny from my bank accounts and been available to use!

(PREPARING FOR A FLAMING UNDERNEATH MY CONCRETE TENT)

>> Edited by lucozade on Monday 30th June 15:31

[Stig]

Donuts are not big nor are they clever.

They are however piss funny so ignore the above

As far as endangering any of the campers, I was 100% in control....




....for about 2% of the time

[Andrewza]

I've yet to post the video of you generously cutting the grass in the attempt to donut your Ultima

[Stig]

Andrewza said:

I've yet to post the video of you generously cutting the grass in the attempt to donut your Ultima

lol!

Not an easy car to do it in, like all mid engined cars, once the back swings round it likes to go backwars instead

Fine on a surface with some traction, but a field covered in sheep sh1t doesn't really work well with the Goodyears

PS. Ultima's double up as great hay making machines. I got about 2 bales out of the rear canopy after that!!

[minimax]

If only I had a LSD, mine would have been good - It was my first ever time trying though! I think that GTIR's donuts were excellent! pirouetting on the spot, well done!

[gemini]

minimax said:

If only I had a LSD, mine would have been good -

Minimax - LSD is not good nor is it clever
Itll leave you having flash backs of Doughnuts for years to come

[gemini]

robp said:

This is just a simple misunderstanding. When Ted said "donuts" we all thought he was talking about the sugary, tasty, jam filled snacks

Unfair Ted

Did you see the queue of cops all waiting disappointedly!

[gtir]

I need to send back the field that is in my car, bloody windows, bloody drink, bloody headache, bloody fat bellied spineless gobshites!

It was fun mind you.

[Pistol]

Minimax after he took my missus out for a few donuts:

:gotobeajoketheresomewhere:



>> Edited by Pistol on Tuesday 1st July 16:21

[robp]

Pistol said:

Minimax after he took my missus out for a few donuts: :gotobeajoketheresomewhere: >> Edited by Pistol on Tuesday 1st July 16:21

This has just reminded me. When myself, brother and minimax went to Asda to buy beer and food pre-PF, Tom insisted on buying donuts. Now I see why!

[Incorrigible]

Shamelessly nicked from the other thread There should be one of me doing one with a pint glass in one hand

>> Edited by Incorrigible on Wednesday 2nd July 11:45

>> Edited by Incorrigible on Wednesday 2nd July 11:46

[Neanderthal]

Pistol said:

Minimax after he took my missus out for a few donuts: :gotobeajoketheresomewhere: >> Edited by Pistol on Tuesday 1st July 16:21

Did he manage to do any? she doesn't look that impressed

[robp]

Neanderthal said:

Pistol said: Minimax after he took my missus out for a few donuts: :gotobeajoketheresomewhere: >> Edited by Pistol on Tuesday 1st July 16:21 Did he manage to do any? she doesn't look that impressed

Not really, we all came to the conclusion that the car is too light. Next time I think i'll stand on the roll bar

[Stig]

robp said:

Neanderthal said: Pistol said: Minimax after he took my missus out for a few donuts: :gotobeajoketheresomewhere: >> Edited by Pistol on Tuesday 1st July 16:21 Did he manage to do any? she doesn't look that impressed Not really, we all came to the conclusion that the car is too light. Next time I think i'll stand on the roll bar

'll happily provide you with a demonstration of how to donut a seven if you like

[=Buzz=]

do you need any ballast over the back wheels?

[robp]

[quote==Buzz=]do you need any ballast over the back wheels? [/quote]

now there is a good idea

a few bags of cemement would do the trick.........

[Fatboy]

Buzz said:

do you need any ballast over the back wheels?

Well, they tried me - reckon grippier tyres would have helped get him going a bit better too. Not to mention a tacho so he's got some idea what rpm he's pulling

>> Edited by Fatboy on Wednesday 2nd July 23:18

[minimax]

Fatboy said:

Buzz said: do you need any ballast over the back wheels? Well, they tried me - reckon grippier tyres would have helped get him going a bit better too. Not to mention a tacho so he's got some idea what rpm he's pulling >> Edited by Fatboy on Wednesday 2nd July 23:18

yessss... that was a bit close! sure I was into the red in my quest for the perfect controlled spin

[=Buzz=]

well I've got about 18 stone of ballast. Think that'll help the grip?

[Fatboy]

minimax said:

yessss... that was a bit close! sure I was into the red in my quest for the perfect controlled spin

Almost certainly - sounded bloody good though, so you can't have been doing the westy any damage - just sounded like it was begging for more