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Great thread. It certainly brightened up my Monday. 
1) Man: <smigel voice> "My precious!" </smigel voice>
2) Man (to wife): Now this is what's known as a 'windscreen wiper'
3) Man (Singing in tune with "Dry Bones (or Skeleton Bones)"
:
"The K&N Cone filter connects to the MAF Sensor,
The MAF Sensor connects to the MAF PIPE,
The MAF Pipe connects to the Throttle Body,
The Throttle Body connects to the Engine head,
The Engine head connects to the Cylinder block,
The Cylinder Block connects to the Crank Shaft,"
etc, etc.
4) Wife: I like this one, it matches my top & nail polish.
5) Man: Now if we turned this screw here I recon there's another 10bhp in her.
6) Man: Quick! Distract anyone that comes close, I'm going in for that component.
7) Man: I need more power Scottie
Scottie (In drivers Seat): Captain, I'm giving it all I've got
8) Man: The engine imbalance is what caused the worm-hole in the first place. It'll happen again if we don't fix it
9) Man: She's supposed to have transwarp mod....Ah! there it is.
10) Man: How many times da I have to tell ya...the right tool for the right job!
11): Man: I know this engine like the back of my hand - (bonk) - who the heck put that there???
12) Man: Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.
13) Wife: The word is "NO"...I am therefore going anyway.
14) Wife: Do I even wanna know where the Clubsport is? Or where you've been for the past couple'a days? Or where the hell you got these rides from?
>> Edited by comm_SS_V8 on Monday 5th September 16:44
1) Man: <smigel voice> "My precious!" </smigel voice>
2) Man (to wife): Now this is what's known as a 'windscreen wiper'
3) Man (Singing in tune with "Dry Bones (or Skeleton Bones)"
: "The K&N Cone filter connects to the MAF Sensor,
The MAF Sensor connects to the MAF PIPE,
The MAF Pipe connects to the Throttle Body,
The Throttle Body connects to the Engine head,
The Engine head connects to the Cylinder block,
The Cylinder Block connects to the Crank Shaft,"
etc, etc.
4) Wife: I like this one, it matches my top & nail polish.
5) Man: Now if we turned this screw here I recon there's another 10bhp in her.
6) Man: Quick! Distract anyone that comes close, I'm going in for that component.
7) Man: I need more power Scottie
Scottie (In drivers Seat): Captain, I'm giving it all I've got
8) Man: The engine imbalance is what caused the worm-hole in the first place. It'll happen again if we don't fix it
9) Man: She's supposed to have transwarp mod....Ah! there it is.
10) Man: How many times da I have to tell ya...the right tool for the right job!
11): Man: I know this engine like the back of my hand - (bonk) - who the heck put that there???
12) Man: Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.
13) Wife: The word is "NO"...I am therefore going anyway.
14) Wife: Do I even wanna know where the Clubsport is? Or where you've been for the past couple'a days? Or where the hell you got these rides from?
>> Edited by comm_SS_V8 on Monday 5th September 16:44
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