Tell me about Aston Martin

Tell me about Aston Martin

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JohnG1

3,472 posts

206 months

Friday 21st October 2011
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michael gould said:
why thank you......but you have attract the attention of the V8V owners from putting their skin moisturisers on and looking in the mirror......not like us tough DB9 owners, who according to jockman are too busy getting laid smile
I think the V12V owners get laid while looking in the mirror...

Neil1300R

5,487 posts

179 months

Friday 21st October 2011
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JohnG1 said:
I think the V12V owners get laid while looking in the mirror...
That explains the crashing, if you were looking in your mirror, with a wwoman on your lap, instead of at the wall.

Sorry, couldn't resist

michael gould

5,691 posts

242 months

Friday 21st October 2011
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Neil1300R said:
JohnG1 said:
I think the V12V owners get laid while looking in the mirror...
That explains the crashing, if you were looking in your mirror, with a wwoman on your lap, instead of at the wall.

Sorry, couldn't resist
you asked for that John G1....very funny

JohnG1

3,472 posts

206 months

Friday 21st October 2011
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Neil1300R said:
That explains the crashing, if you were looking in your mirror, with a wwoman on your lap, instead of at the wall.

Sorry, couldn't resist
Who said it was only one woman?

Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Friday 21st October 2011
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LordBretSinclair said:
OOhhhh, that post has just conjured up a picture of Jockman in his pipe and slippers getting laid !!!

Put me right off my coffee rofl
Royal Blue slippers will compliment my Scottish skin perfectly, LBS.

Trust me, it's not a pretty sight frown

LordBretSinclair

4,288 posts

178 months

Friday 21st October 2011
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Jockman said:
LordBretSinclair said:
OOhhhh, that post has just conjured up a picture of Jockman in his pipe and slippers getting laid !!!

Put me right off my coffee rofl
Royal Blue slippers will compliment my Scottish skin perfectly, LBS.

Trust me, it's not a pretty sight frown


Now you've put me off my dinner, Lady S is furious hehe

lady topaz

3,855 posts

255 months

Friday 21st October 2011
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Sorry Irish, you will get used to this forum. Nowhere else on PH do threads go so far off topic.

Your quite sensible question ends up with discussion re slippers in shades of blue, sad individuals getting laid. John smacking his car.

None of it will make sense.

Blame Jockman.

Tis fun though

Di

And please don't mention a mouse!

Irish

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3,991 posts

240 months

Friday 21st October 2011
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All seems a bit public school, arse slapping. Tally ho chaps smile

What is this about a mouse?

lady topaz

3,855 posts

255 months

Friday 21st October 2011
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Irish said:
All seems a bit public school, arse slapping. Tally ho chaps smile

What is this about a mouse?
I said don't mention the mousesmile

Luckily I have no idea how to link to possibly the most surreal thread on here. Maybe someone else has the talent.

It was bizarre .

Di

Found it

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...


Edited by lady topaz on Friday 21st October 21:31

Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Friday 21st October 2011
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Irish said:
All seems a bit public school, arse slapping. Tally ho chaps smile
Oirish - many of us come from council estates and don't earn solicitor hourly rates.

Stick with the forum, think laterally ( a prerequisite on this forum) and try and devote some of your next 2000 posts in this direction.

If you're serious about buying an Aston, you would do well to listen to people here smile

LordBretSinclair

4,288 posts

178 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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lady topaz said:
I said don't mention the mousesmile

Luckily I have no idea how to link to possibly the most surreal thread on here. Maybe someone else has the talent.

It was bizarre .

Di

Found it

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...


Edited by lady topaz on Friday 21st October 21:31
Thanks for that Di, I somehow missed the Royal Mail thread the first time round. Just read it right through, surreal you couldn't make it up. Best laugh I've had for ages, keep 'em coming guys and gals.

Irish

Original Poster:

3,991 posts

240 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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Jaysus, you lot are batty...totally barmy...and a little nuts.....

lady topaz

3,855 posts

255 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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Nah, we are just Aston owners, far from the stereotypes we are labelled with. Except Jockman and his slippers.

Di

michael gould

5,691 posts

242 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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Irish said:
Jaysus, you lot are batty...totally barmy...and a little nuts.....
Yes we are......it's due to the high lead content in the paintwork !

Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Sunday 23rd October 2011
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lady topaz said:
Blah, blah...Jockman is great...blah, blah.....slippers....blah, blah
I hope by now Di that you have let Tony in from sleeping in the garage.

Them thar frosty nights are a cumin.

BTW, Antiques Roadshow on now is coming from......Hever Castle smile