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Paddy finds shamus in the street looking a little confused, gazing down at the floor into a mirror...
Whats up shamus? WELLLLLLLL i recognise this fella but I cant quite recall his name!!
Paddy takes a look... and laughs... Ah shamus you sausage.. Its me!!!
Needless to say I will be sticking to my day job...
Whats up shamus? WELLLLLLLL i recognise this fella but I cant quite recall his name!!
Paddy takes a look... and laughs... Ah shamus you sausage.. Its me!!!
Needless to say I will be sticking to my day job...
Do you know who likes getting fisted day and night? A sock puppet
I tried so hard to be the coolest guy in the block that I decided to do my teacher to gain some credibility. Afterwards I learned that it wasn’t as cool as I initially thought as I was homeschooling.
And back to the day job…
I tried so hard to be the coolest guy in the block that I decided to do my teacher to gain some credibility. Afterwards I learned that it wasn’t as cool as I initially thought as I was homeschooling.
And back to the day job…
Edited by TSiV12V on Tuesday 20th December 14:38
mikey k said:
Genius!What were you searching for when you "happened" across that?!
I suspect Nigella may claim she was taken out of context for some of that. We of course all know the truth!
peterr96 said:
mikey k said:
Genius!What were you searching for when you "happened" across that?!
I suspect Nigella may claim she was taken out of context for some of that. We of course all know the truth!
Given the time of year of colds and stuff....here is my all time favourite clip about Man Colds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ
Classic line near the end...."Lets go, we gotta man in Canter avenue with a hurty knee..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ
Classic line near the end...."Lets go, we gotta man in Canter avenue with a hurty knee..."
I don't know if any of you read Cyanide and Happiness, but I would highly recommend it - www.explosm.net/comics
Some of my favourites:
Some of my favourites:
George H said:
I don't know if any of you read Cyanide and Happiness, but I would highly recommend it - www.explosm.net/comics
Some of my favourites:
very dark - it's Christmas for goodness sake - be happy Some of my favourites:
;)A pirate walks into his loca after 6 months at sea pillaging adn his mate the barman says to him ' crikey Lem you look like sh*t '
'What you mean the wooden leg ? Lost that in a sea battle - bloody cannonball blew me leg off below the knee...but its ok now i got used to it '
Well that the explains the leg - what about that hook ??
Well that was when we had to repel boarders one afternoon - got me hand cut off by a sword....
Blimey...you have been in the wars Lem.... and the eyepatch ? asked the barman
Well we were sailing off the coast of Jamaica and i looked up at the beautiful clear sky and a seagull sh*t in my eye
You lost your eye from a seagull sh*tting in it ?
No - its was my first day with the hook ....
.... i'll get me coat.....
'What you mean the wooden leg ? Lost that in a sea battle - bloody cannonball blew me leg off below the knee...but its ok now i got used to it '
Well that the explains the leg - what about that hook ??
Well that was when we had to repel boarders one afternoon - got me hand cut off by a sword....
Blimey...you have been in the wars Lem.... and the eyepatch ? asked the barman
Well we were sailing off the coast of Jamaica and i looked up at the beautiful clear sky and a seagull sh*t in my eye
You lost your eye from a seagull sh*tting in it ?
No - its was my first day with the hook ....
.... i'll get me coat.....
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