The plinth is good. All hail the plinth.

The plinth is good. All hail the plinth.

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Slarti

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1,828 posts

155 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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I was going to remove the front number plate plinth on my V8V last weekend...

Yesterday, at Victoria Station car park in Manchester, I drove forward into a kerb that I hadn't noticed was there. I heard a really awful crunch-like sounds. My heart skipped a few beats, I tugged on the door handle more times than I needed to and tried to leap out of the car with my seat belt firmly fastened. After the asphyxiation brought on by a seat belt tightening itself around your throat, I sat back, calmed myself and with great trepidation climbed out of my 2nd wife. Fully expecting to see 'significant' damage to my front-end, I was relieved beyond description to see that all that had happened was that I'd lightly scraped the number plate.

The plinth stays (at least until I learn how to park).

DB9Mark

1,573 posts

172 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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Maybe that was the purpose of the plinth all along?! smile

Slarti

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1,828 posts

155 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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Indeed. But it's damned ugly and ruins that cheeky, confident grimace! smile

mikey k

13,012 posts

217 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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laugh

Its even worse on the V12 & S with the cost of the CF splitter.
The dealer warned me about taking the plinth off.
I'll take the risk wink

Slarti

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1,828 posts

155 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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Mikey, don't do it my brother! I have seen the light and it is good!
I am now contemplating sellotaping a mattress around the outer edges of my car.

Mako V12V

3,135 posts

215 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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I was told by the factory that everything on the Aston is there for a specific reason. I'm sure the plinth is only there to protect the spoiler/bumper rather than having a aesthetic purpose!

JohnG1

3,472 posts

206 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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"We have nothing to fear but fear itself"

The plinth is wrong and should be removed. The prosecution rests.

Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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According to some emminent forum members Slarti, your car is now UNSALEABLE due to this mishap.

May as well hang up your boots matey, your 2nd wife is henceforth damaged goods.

Why on earth did you tell us ?? Oh, and the world ends at midnight tonight smile

BTW http://www.parkinglessons.com/

Slarti

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Tuesday 10th January 2012
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Mako V12V said:
I was told by the factory that everything on the Aston is there for a specific reason. I'm sure the plinth is only there to protect the spoiler/bumper rather than having a aesthetic purpose!
As in the satnav and bluetooth options allow buyers to tick the mental box that says "hmmm, i need satnav and bluetooth" - now that i've used both in my car, I can see no other practical purpose.

By the way I think I remember watching a movie that involved teenagers who for one reason or another find occupying a dark forest with a crazy machete wielding lunatic . I do believe one of them said something like, "we have nothing to fear but fear itself", just before his role in the movie resembled that of the unknown star trek extra that beams down with kirk and never makes it back to ship.

Don't be that extra my fellow Astoneers. I'll take the Spok ears any day.

Lunablack

3,494 posts

163 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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Mako V12V said:
I was told by the factory that everything on the Aston is there for a specific reason.!
That's right..... It's there to hold the number plate onsillyhehe


JohnG1

3,472 posts

206 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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It was Franklin D. Roosevelt originally rather than someone in a movie...

Slarti

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155 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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Jockman said:
According to some emminent forum members Slarti, your car is now UNSALEABLE due to this mishap.

May as well hang up your boots matey, your 2nd wife is henceforth damaged goods.

Why on earth did you tell us ?? Oh, and the world ends at midnight tonight smile

BTW http://www.parkinglessons.com/
Aah, Jockman, I racked my brains and it's the obvious that alludes the best of us at times. Why I didn't visit that site before ever contemplating driving my 2nd wife, I will never know! Thank you JM, you have just rescued me from a future brush with my local body shop. As for unusable, I've been selling for a sufficient number of years that I have lost most of my hair (on my head) and that I'm reasonably confident in my ability convince a future buyer that a lightly scratched number plate does not a lemon make. Hope you're well JM!

Slarti

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155 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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Lunablack said:
That's right..... It's there to hold the number plate onsillyhehe
LOL

Slarti

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155 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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JohnG1 said:
It was Franklin D. Roosevelt originally rather than someone in a movie...
I went to the university of the odeon.

SS972

591 posts

184 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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May be you could invest in one of those:

http://www.parkingdynamics.co.uk/Universal-Sensors...

and then take the plinth off.

Slarti

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1,828 posts

155 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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That quite interesting. Sounds a little snake oilish but I do see how the tech coul work. Thanks.

George H

14,707 posts

165 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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How tall was the kerb?! Sounds more like a wall hehe

George H

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165 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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JohnG1 said:
The plinth is wrong and should be removed. The prosecution rests.
Agreed. Would it have saved your front splitter in the little parking fiasco though?

Mako V12V

3,135 posts

215 months

Tuesday 10th January 2012
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Lunablack said:
That's right..... It's there to hold the number plate onsillyhehe
yikes
You mean the front number plate and plinth are two seperate items??!!
And the bumper is there to hold the plinth not the plate sillyhehe

Slarti

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155 months

Wednesday 11th January 2012
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George H said:
How tall was the kerb?! Sounds more like a wall hehe
Lol. I looked it up in websters taxonomy of walls and kerbs and it's diminutive height definitely puts it under the kerb heading. Message to the world (on Jockman's implied advice) - the car is not hurt in case you might be looking to buy it from me in a few years!