Makes ya feel sexy!

Makes ya feel sexy!

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v8woollie

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4,363 posts

146 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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I cleaned my V8V for the first time today (only had her two weeks) and I have to say it was quite a sensuous experience. Not a single sharp edge to be found, just lots of curves and smooth contours.

Really quite an unexpected experience. Anyone else feel that way or has another fetish surfaced in my mid-life crisis years smile

AMDBSNick

6,997 posts

163 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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We can discuss this Wednesday !!!!

brakedwell

1,229 posts

200 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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yep, up close and personal!

Lunablack

3,494 posts

163 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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Not a single sharp edge eh..??

You obviously didn't clean the grill.... That bd thing is as sharp as the wife's tonguehehe

Ice27

802 posts

160 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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Lunablack said:
Not a single sharp edge eh..??

You obviously didn't clean the grill.... That bd thing is as sharp as the wife's tonguehehe
Yup! Mine has bitten me a few times!!

mikey k

13,011 posts

217 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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Ice27 said:
Lunablack said:
Not a single sharp edge eh..??

You obviously didn't clean the grill.... That bd thing is as sharp as the wife's tonguehehe
Yup! Mine has bitten me a few times!!
+1 almost lost a digit to both mine frown

yvr

313 posts

147 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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I keep a soft 2" paintbrush in my wash bucket to clean the grille. Saves the fingers, does a great job.

I'm with v8woollie -- I don't wash the car, I bathe my mistress (as often as she needs it) hehe

Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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Despite my adverse news the other night, I've actually experienced a fairly productive few days...

1. Completed Tax Retun last Wednesday, 2 hours after HMRC site reopened.
2. Spent 2 relaxing hours mowing the lawns.
3. Gave a blood sample at the docs - big deal for one who is petrified of blood and needles
4. Polished the metal parts on the DB9 - RELEVANT TO TOPIC smile

Magnificent Mr K kindly donated some metal cleaner to my cause. My exhaust pipes, side strakes and even my molars are now all visible from space biggrin

The grille remains a problem however. Yes, the front edges are gleaming but the horizontal flat parts remain cloudy - are they stainless steel ?? Am I using the wrong stuff ??

Not exactly 'sexy' but ultimately fulfilling smile

johng39

3,059 posts

161 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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[quote=Jockman]

Magnificent Mr K kindly donated some metal cleaner to my cause. My exhaust pipes, side strakes and even my molars are now all visible from space biggrin
/quote]
I thought your wine collection was the only thing that was visible from space?

michael gould

5,691 posts

242 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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Lunablack said:
Not a single sharp edge eh..??

You obviously didn't clean the grill.... That bd thing is as sharp as the wife's tonguehehe
Cut my hand on that bloody grill today...grrrrrrrr

v8woollie

Original Poster:

4,363 posts

146 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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michael gould said:
Cut my hand on that bloody grill today...grrrrrrrr
My wash mitt protected my hands smile The grill is sparkling.

mikey k

13,011 posts

217 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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Jockman said:
Despite my adverse news the other night, I've actually experienced a fairly productive few days...

1. Completed Tax Retun last Wednesday, 2 hours after HMRC site reopened.
2. Spent 2 relaxing hours mowing the lawns.
3. Gave a blood sample at the docs - big deal for one who is petrified of blood and needles
4. Polished the metal parts on the DB9 - RELEVANT TO TOPIC smile

Magnificent Mr K kindly donated some metal cleaner to my cause. My exhaust pipes, side strakes and even my molars are now all visible from space biggrin

The grille remains a problem however. Yes, the front edges are gleaming but the horizontal flat parts remain cloudy - are they stainless steel ?? Am I using the wrong stuff ??

Not exactly 'sexy' but ultimately fulfilling smile
Did you use a dremel like it told you wink

Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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mikey k said:
Did you use a dremel like it told you wink
What do you think rolleyes

George H

14,707 posts

165 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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This is the first weekend in many that I've not washed any of the cars. I feel like I've let it down weeping

Lunablack

3,494 posts

163 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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michael gould said:
Cut my hand on that bloody grill today...grrrrrrrr
Was the blood red or bluehehe

v8woollie

Original Poster:

4,363 posts

146 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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George H said:
This is the first weekend in many that I've not washed any of the cars. I feel like I've let it down weeping
It wasn't a great day for washing where I live. Washed and dried, it rained so I dried it again, it rained again so I let it get a blow dry in the windy weather. Any excuse to run my chamois around her curves!

Still looks sparkly though smile

t1blk

778 posts

181 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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I've spent the past 2 days washing , polishing, waxing my cars, the ultimate therapy,nothing better than looking back at your labours and admiring those beautiful curves and then having a bit of special time to yourself like a bloody good run out this afternoon in the DB9 for a few hours, heaven.

Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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Car wash was shut today frown

George H

14,707 posts

165 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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Jockman said:
Car wash was shut today frown
Get out.

Lunablack

3,494 posts

163 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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I bought an old fashioned ACME mangle off eBay... Use it to dry the micro fibre towels... Amazing how much water it shifts, and then the towel does a much better job....smile


Oh, I accidentally bought 2 ACME mangleshehe so if anyone want the other one for the same as I paid, let me know....


I won't expect to hear from Jockmanhehe