Mrs Jockman

[johng39]

was looking forward to meeting you and Mrs Jockman, I hope all goes well and that we get to meet up soon.

Anyway Michael, it is obvious that as a scot he is having his wallet surgically removed to pay for a tank of fuel

[Jockman]

Quite bored now - just had a sandwich in front of Karen, only to tease her really - and not sure if my body will be capable of digesting it as I mistakenly tried on the anti-embolism tights and I can't get them off.

Finding it a bit difficult to walk in them tbh.

All hell's breaking loose next door

[Jockman]

johng39 said:

was looking forward to meeting you and Mrs Jockman, I hope all goes well and that we get to meet up soon.

Anyway Michael, it is obvious that as a scot he is having his wallet surgically removed to pay for a tank of fuel

Thanks John - I have a man purse not a wallet

[yeti]

Jockman said:

Thanks John - I have a man purse not a wallet

A sporran, n'est pas?

[mikey k]

Jockman said:

I mistakenly tried on the anti-embolism tights and I can't get them off.

scary image

[Neil1300R]

Jockman said:

I quite like Jockbird

Nolar Jock?

Some people on here will get that one!

And in all seriousness, thinking of Mrs Jockman and hope everything goes well.

[Jockman]

yeti said:

A sporran, n'est pas?

Je pense que oui

[Molly GT]

Our best wishes to you both too. We shall be amongst those getting together in North Wales this weekend and raising a glass to Mrs Jockman to wish her a speedy recovery.

[Jockman]

mikey k said:

scary image

Think LBS.... But smaller and bluer

[Jockman]

Thanks Molly / Rob. Thanks Neil.

Nope, don't get the Nolar bit

[Neil1300R]

Very (in)famous PH'er. Started life as a man, had an operation (which Mr Gould claims you are having right now!), came out as a woman. Posted all the details of the operation (several times). PH name of Nolar Dog. Eventually got banned, but one of those characters I found hilarious

[Jockman]

You telling me they allow wackos onto PH !!!!

Whatever next ?

[peterr96]

Sorry for the late response
I've been unavoidably delayed by some highly tardy service.
Hope it all goes well today.

[Neil1300R]

Jockman said:

You telling me they allow wackos onto PH !!!!

Whatever next ?

He / she made everyone on here sound normal and sane - which is a skill in itself!
Yet would have got on with Nolar Dog - both have watch collections. Accessorising - its a female thing

[LordBretSinclair]

Jockman said:

Think LBS.... But smaller and bluer

B*tch

[michael gould]

i still have that picture of Jockman taken 15 years ago at a Round Table doo.....thats why Jockman is so nice to me

[V8 PLL]

johng39 said:

was looking forward to meeting you and Mrs Jockman, I hope all goes well and that we get to meet up soon.

Anyway Michael, it is obvious that as a scot he is having his wallet surgically removed to pay for a tank of fuel

Probably having his arms stretched as well for those deep pockets.

Hope everything goes well Phil,best wishes and a speedy recovery to Karen

Peter.

[t1blk]

Jockman said:

Thanks John - I have a man purse not a wallet

Surely it'll be a Fag bag on a jock-strap

[Jockman]

Thank you all for your kind words - just had the call that the procedure went well, she is back in her room but a bit groggy.

I'm at work now so off to collect a few bits and bobs from home and going to sit with her, pinch her dinner and watch some telly.

Come Dine with Me at 8.00pm, then Long Lost Families at 9.00pm - I knew the night would end in tears

[johng39]

Jockman said:

Thank you all for your kind words - just had the call that the procedure went well, she is back in her room but a bit groggy.

I'm at work now so off to collect a few bits and bobs from home and going to sit with her, pinch her dinner and watch some telly.

Come Dine with Me at 8.00pm, then Long Lost Families at 9.00pm - I knew the night would end in tears

Good news mate, I hope she gives you hell hen she comes round.... Great that it went well.

Hey, you have something there, come dine with me - Hospital Special