What kind of water in my Aston?

[Jon39]

mikey k said:

I'm hoping that is a joke

Well done everyone. Great topic.

This week, our politicians would not admit just how serious Britain's financial predicament is becoming, so good humour and a laugh is just what we need.

[Tony V12V]

Retman said:

I would never skimp on this essential, I always go down the branded route

Hmm... new style of grilles on your V12V then Andrew. Also i hate to tell you but thats NOT Morning Frost White...looks more like Utility Goods white

[sukh_m]

897sma said:

Naturally I'd only only use Northern water which everyone knows is harder than that soft shouthern ste

+1

You should see the water in London Steve comes straight from the lovely Thames, you see all sorts of st floating in there

[Cockernee]

BamfordMike said:

Lunablack said:

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Maybe BR.... Do a special screen wash water..made from the tears of angels Worth about 6bhp

Crap, cats out of the bag...

But what we use is better than tears of angles, we use Peckham Springs

We bought a van load from cockers

Your right, I had 1 load of pure essex water and 1 of urine. I believe you have taken the piss

[897sma]

Retman said:

I would never skimp on this essential, I always go down the branded route

Looking at the box design did you pop back to 1976 to take that picture Andrew or have you had them lying around since then? If so, one has to ask why you bought two boxes if you use them so infrequently?

[Jockman]

897sma said:

Looking at the box design did you pop back to 1976 to take that picture Andrew or have you had them lying around since then? If so, one has to ask why you bought two boxes if you use them so infrequently?

Mhairi.

She scrubs Andrew's testiculae with them

[897sma]

Must take a while as according to some V12V owners you need balls the size of footballs to own one

[Jockman]

In certain parts of Yorkshire, Stevo, it's classed as foreplay

[897sma]

Jockman said:

In certain parts of Yorkshire, Stevo, it's classed as foreplay

You've obviously led a less sheltered life than me Phil as I've never been to those sort of parties

[Jockman]

You never been to a Brillo Party Steve !!!!!!!!

Thankfully Louisa 'scrubs up' well - looking forward to a good laugh with u2 in April.

No more hats please. You just encourage Yeti and Mikey K

[Retman]

Flipping heck you go out for 5 minutes .... Anyway no further scrubbing required, many things had to be sacrificed to get the V12V.

[Tony V12V]

Retman said:

Flipping heck you go out for 5 minutes .... Anyway no further scrubbing required, many things had to be sacrificed to get the V12V.

Mhairi gone tt then

[Retman]

Tony V12V said:

Mhairi gone tt then

There are sacrifices and there are SACRIFICES Tony. Now where's that corkscrew?