coming to a chav near you soon

coming to a chav near you soon

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andy mac

73,668 posts

256 months

Wednesday 12th October 2005
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It would have been nice to have subtitles...

tuttle

3,427 posts

238 months

Wednesday 12th October 2005
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For awhile I've bin tempted to bling op mi hyundia,but I don't think many would would get the intended irony, & I'd end up just looking like a tw@t.

13" Plastic 'chrome effect' spinners hub caps £20.00
Roll of tin foil (for that custom alloy bits look) £1.00
Supermarket door/sills/everywhere stickers,pinch from mags like laxxy P in smiths.
Sparkly bits nick from mums jewelry box.
Bunch of LED's
Interesting & possibly aerodynamic 'leftovers' from old airfix kits (cover with foil)

Corrr £40 notes & I could have show stoppin minger blinger.

I'll get me coat...

Batty FTO

12,268 posts

251 months

Wednesday 12th October 2005
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tuttle said:
For awhile I've bin tempted to bling op mi hyundia,but I don't think many would would get the intended irony, & I'd end up just looking like a tw@t.

13" Plastic 'chrome effect' spinners hub caps £20.00
Roll of tin foil (for that custom alloy bits look) £1.00
Supermarket door/sills/everywhere stickers,pinch from mags like laxxy P in smiths.
Sparkly bits nick from mums jewelry box.
Bunch of LED's
Interesting & possibly aerodynamic 'leftovers' from old airfix kits (cover with foil)

Corrr £40 notes & I could have show stoppin minger blinger.

I'll get me coat...

Been to Avon and Wessex have we?

tuttle

3,427 posts

238 months

Wednesday 12th October 2005
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Batty FTO said:


Been to Avon and Wessex have we?


You've seen 'em there too Batty? Those spinners are horrific tat-I must have them -to go with my flashing light 'raptor' gear knob

tuttle

3,427 posts

238 months

Wednesday 12th October 2005
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Gazboy said:
". For a variety of cars with electronic fuel injection engine control, the SPINNER EXHAUST TIP has the beneficial effect to eliminate the initial hesitation of the engine under rapid acceleration. Furthermore, the exhaust gases emanating from the tailpipe will be uniformly dispersed into the atmosphere. In some instances the speed of the vehicle will be sufficient to create a negative presence at the outlet of the exhaust tailpipe to assist in the evacuation of the exhaust gases."







WTF is negative presence?
The only 'negative presence' will be in the owners wallet.



>> Edited by tuttle on Wednesday 12th October 22:23

>> Edited by Gazboy on Wednesday 12th October 23:08

tuttle

3,427 posts

238 months

Thursday 13th October 2005
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A clothes peg & a strip of cardboard, 'for that real engine sound...' Always did it for me.


aged 6