E61 V8 Bearding

E61 V8 Bearding

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Patrick Bateman

12,183 posts

174 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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helix402 said:
Failed crank sensor=non start
Failed cam sensor=longer cranking time as ecu has to use crank signal and do some maths to allow starting

(This was a few years ago on BMWs and the protocol may not apply to ops car, the cam/crank sensor/s may not have anything do with the fault-just chucking my two pence worth into the mix).
dom9 said:
Yeah, cam sensor is where I'd put my second pound and they do fail...
It appears neither. Found this using DIS-



Hasn't taken so long to start since that one time, occasionally notice a very slight hesitation but nothing like what that first instance was.

dom9

8,078 posts

209 months

Saturday 3rd February 2018
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Interesting... Wouldn't have thought it would even turn over. Bit of a worrying fault really as what do you do if that suddenly stops you starting the car?

£2 to your favourite charity for my guesses - let me know smile

ATM

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18,287 posts

219 months

Sunday 4th February 2018
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chrisgeary said:
I can confirm exactly that happened with my car. Auto box recon, alternator seal, rocker gasket and new alternator. Bought the car for £5k. Spent the same on repairs so far. If I didn't love the sound of the engine and the thrust it produces, I'd cry. But I love it. I feel almost a duty to keep such a rare gem maintained and on the road.
Have we seen yout car, lets have some pics?

ATM

Original Poster:

18,287 posts

219 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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MOT today lads. Just dropped her off.

JakeT

5,428 posts

120 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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Good luck. There's one for sale now. Lots of money but to me it looks absolutely excellent. Even with black grilles.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...

ATM

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18,287 posts

219 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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ATM said:
MOT today lads. Just dropped her off.
Passed

chrisgeary

93 posts

155 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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Nice! No, I haven't put any pics of mine up yet. Its a symphony in grey. I'll try to take some when I next give it a proper clean.

ATM

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18,287 posts

219 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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chrisgeary said:
Nice! No, I haven't put any pics of mine up yet. Its a symphony in grey. I'll try to take some when I next give it a proper clean.
Dont bother cleaning it. I never clean mine. Its a dirty battle bus.

philmots

4,631 posts

260 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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JakeT said:
Good luck. There's one for sale now. Lots of money but to me it looks absolutely excellent. Even with black grilles.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...
Couldn’t buy one without xenons in any circumstance!

ATM

Original Poster:

18,287 posts

219 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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philmots said:
JakeT said:
Good luck. There's one for sale now. Lots of money but to me it looks absolutely excellent. Even with black grilles.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...
Couldn’t buy one without xenons in any circumstance!
Mine has Halogen. They are a bit poo.

dom9

8,078 posts

209 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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No xenons here either frown

But mine is dirtier than Oxfam!

JakeT

5,428 posts

120 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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I can't believe how much of a difference Xenons make. Really spoiled myself buying an E46 with bi-xenons. Now everything else seems utterly terrible in comparison!

ATM

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18,287 posts

219 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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JakeT said:
I can't believe how much of a difference Xenons make. Really spoiled myself buying an E46 with bi-xenons. Now everything else seems utterly terrible in comparison!
I agree. I have them on my e91 and modern Boxster.

I'd like to retro some adaptive Zenons to the e61 but i guess that's a mission?

JakeT

5,428 posts

120 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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With new MOT laws coming into effect, it would be a mission I would imagine. They will need to have washers and self levelling at a minimum. A 550i comes standard with washers, so that's one thing checked off, but the lack of auto levelling could prove problematic. Not to mention the coding of the light units, and I imagine a new LCM would be needed along with a light switch that doesn't have the levelling wheel on it.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Retrofitlab will likely be able to help with the xenon units, properly done conversions, but I don't think they are very able at changing any conflicting MOT rules.

ATM

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18,287 posts

219 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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JakeT said:
With new MOT laws coming into effect, it would be a mission I would imagine. They will need to have washers and self levelling at a minimum. A 550i comes standard with washers, so that's one thing checked off, but the lack of auto levelling could prove problematic. Not to mention the coding of the light units, and I imagine a new LCM would be needed along with a light switch that doesn't have the levelling wheel on it.
All touring have self levelling in the suspension. I was told none have a level adjuster for their lights.

JakeT

5,428 posts

120 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Auto levelling is to do with the lights, not the suspension. There's a little sensor on the front and rear control arms. It then checks if the rear suspension is heavily loaded. Halogens don't have this. You'll see the obligatory wheel with numbers on next to the light switch. You are correct though, the E34T onwards has self levelling suspension in the rear.

However, saying that I am sure you might be able to get away with it if your MOT tester is friendly. After all, SLS pretty much negates the need for auto headlight levelling, yet it's still needed.

ATM

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18,287 posts

219 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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JakeT said:
Auto levelling is to do with the lights, not the suspension. There's a little sensor on the front and rear control arms. It then checks if the rear suspension is heavily loaded. Halogens don't have this. You'll see the obligatory wheel with numbers on next to the light switch. You are correct though, the E34T onwards has self levelling suspension in the rear.

However, saying that I am sure you might be able to get away with it if your MOT tester is friendly. After all, SLS pretty much negates the need for auto headlight levelling, yet it's still needed.
So does anyone else have the headlight level knob. I don't.

dom9

8,078 posts

209 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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I'm pretty sure we went through this way, way back in this thread as I remember looking for the knob (yet can't remember if I have it) and seeing the auto levelling against the garage doors after we discussed it.

Will have a look again this week!

My headlights would seriously benefit from a good Polish, I reckon. They're very, very cloudy. I'm guessing new ones are a lot of money?

JakeT

5,428 posts

120 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Looks like the following. smile