Is this Arai cool & worth it ?

[moanthebairns]

neelyp said:

It could be worse - ypur mum and dad could hate you.
Oh wait.......

Yup, so much so that on my 15th birthday they gave me their old JVC video camera but forget to delete the fking sex tape the made on it.

Then they had the cheek to take it back off me and sell it on only a few wakes later.

I only ask for cash now when my parents ask what I want for my birhtday!

Oh and im still waiting for the gift to replace this video camera dad (aka Neelyp)

[VinceFox]

moanthebairns said:

neelyp said:

It could be worse - ypur mum and dad could hate you.
Oh wait.......

Yup, so much so that on my 15th birthday they gave me their old JVC video camera but forget to delete the fking sex tape the made on it.

Then they had the cheek to take it back off me and sell it on only a few wakes later.

I only ask for cash now when my parents ask what I want for my birhtday!

Oh and im still waiting for the gift to replace this video camera dad (aka Neelyp)

You still got the tape?

[moanthebairns]

VinceFox said:

moanthebairns said:

neelyp said:

It could be worse - ypur mum and dad could hate you.
Oh wait.......

Yup, so much so that on my 15th birthday they gave me their old JVC video camera but forget to delete the fking sex tape the made on it.

Then they had the cheek to take it back off me and sell it on only a few wakes later.

I only ask for cash now when my parents ask what I want for my birhtday!

Oh and im still waiting for the gift to replace this video camera dad (aka Neelyp)

You still got the tape?

Nope I instantly rushed to the video recorder and switched it off.

This was followed by taping over it with the first thing that was on the tele.

Todays the day it was, to this day anytime I see Martyn Lewis I instantly am left with a cold shudder.

10 years Ive held that in, try and burn me ya .

[VinceFox]

moanthebairns said:

VinceFox said:

moanthebairns said:

neelyp said:

It could be worse - ypur mum and dad could hate you.
Oh wait.......

Yup, so much so that on my 15th birthday they gave me their old JVC video camera but forget to delete the fking sex tape the made on it.

Then they had the cheek to take it back off me and sell it on only a few wakes later.

I only ask for cash now when my parents ask what I want for my birhtday!

Oh and im still waiting for the gift to replace this video camera dad (aka Neelyp)

You still got the tape?

Nope I instantly rushed to the video recorder and switched it off.

This was followed by taping over it with the first thing that was on the tele.

Todays the day it was, to this day anytime I see Martyn Lewis I instantly am left with a cold shudder.

10 years Ive held that in, try and burn me ya .

You filthy feck, it's against god and ma....

Oh, BURN.

[BaronVonGrumble]

i love this thread

[VinceFox]

Are you the offroad sportbiker?

[neelyp]

moanthebairns said:

Yup, so much so that on my 15th birthday they gave me their old JVC video camera but forget to delete the fking sex tape the made on it.

Then they had the cheek to take it back off me and sell it on only a few wakes later.

I only ask for cash now when my parents ask what I want for my birhtday!

Oh and im still waiting for the gift to replace this video camera dad (aka Neelyp)

I deny this totally.
It was a Sony.

[gradderszx10r]

i like it

[Biker's Nemesis]

neelyp said:

moanthebairns said:

Yup, so much so that on my 15th birthday they gave me their old JVC video camera but forget to delete the fking sex tape the made on it.

Then they had the cheek to take it back off me and sell it on only a few wakes later.

I only ask for cash now when my parents ask what I want for my birhtday!

Oh and im still waiting for the gift to replace this video camera dad (aka Neelyp)

I deny this totally.
It was a Sony.

Is this the Jock version of East Enders?

[neelyp]

That'll be River City.
Eastenders with added depression and understandable accents.

[p1neil]

moanthebairns you are my new hero

You make me feel all good about myself, thankyou.

[sprinter1050]

A video of your parents bonking you say ?
Christ you must be scarred for life. :shudders:



Not a swinger party by any chance?:

[neelyp]

His parents are very attractive I'll have you know.
Especially his Dad.

[moanthebairns]

Well Ive to pick the helmet up.

Turns out he never broke it or so he says.

He has done the sticker again but still hasnt touched they eyes.

From what I remember they are similar to the first time maybe a touch better.

He says he cant repaint it anymore as it has too much lacquer on it.

Part of me just wants it over with the other is thinking Ive spent a st load of money on this helmet Im wanting it perfect and Im no taking it back till it is.

[Rubin215]

moanthebairns said:

Part of me just wants it over with the other is thinking Ive spent a st load of money on this helmet Im wanting it perfect and Im no taking it back till it is.

You are at the stage now where there is no comeback; you're fked no matter what.

The guy has done a poor (no, wait, st would be a better word) job of the helmet, and then done the same again.
He wants money, you want a decent job, and that's not going to happen with this Stevie Wonder/Edward Clumsyhands lovechild.

Your best option for satisfaction now would be to take the helmet by the chin-piece and batter his head in with it.

As long as you get a really good hit in to start he will be groggy (maybe even unconscious) so will be unable to defend himself while you airbrush his colon from underneath...

[moanthebairns]

Rubin215 said:

moanthebairns said:

Part of me just wants it over with the other is thinking Ive spent a st load of money on this helmet Im wanting it perfect and Im no taking it back till it is.

You are at the stage now where there is no comeback; you're fked no matter what.

The guy has done a poor (no, wait, st would be a better word) job of the helmet, and then done the same again.
He wants money, you want a decent job, and that's not going to happen with this Stevie Wonder/Edward Clumsyhands lovechild.

Your best option for satisfaction now would be to take the helmet by the chin-piece and batter his head in with it.

As long as you get a really good hit in to start he will be groggy (maybe even unconscious) so will be unable to defend himself while you airbrush his colon from underneath...

[Yazza54]

Pics of helmet!! (Not that one)

[eddd1e]

^^ pics

[moanthebairns]

Im picking it up tonight.

[MJDM]

Any news on yer lid?