I have just...

[wtdoom]

Bought a shaft drive superbike ( with a spare chain drive ) , with a "polite" vest and am running it on guy Martin tyres and transport the bike upside down in a van without straps , dressed in full on power ranger outfit and a white helmet ( flip up lid , of course ) . I intend to turn it into a cafe racer , beat Rossi in Spain , win the tt but I can't find the frame number because I'm too busy trying to upgrade my abs brake calipers and get ohlins everything including underwear . But never in the wet and only down to my local bikers cafe of Rykas unless I get too old .

Molon labe biker banter

[bass gt3]

What gloves are you wearing for all this..??

[Dannaz]

All this is irrelevant, unless you can power wheelie and get your knee down on the road, while purchasing new gloves.

[fergus]

[accident]

its like readers digest,
thanks

[starf]

Have you just passed your test?

[anonymous-user]

What helmet cam d'you use?

[LoonR1]

wtdoom said:

Bought a shaft drive superbike ( with a spare chain drive ) , with a "polite" vest and am running it on guy Martin tyres and transport the bike upside down in a van without straps , dressed in full on power ranger outfit and a white helmet ( flip up lid , of course ) . I intend to turn it into a cafe racer , beat Rossi in Spain , win the tt but I can't find the frame number because I'm too busy trying to upgrade my abs brake calipers and get ohlins everything including underwear . But never in the wet and only down to my local bikers cafe of Rykas unless I get too old .

Molon labe biker banter

Wasn't this all for your mate who was asking?

[bogie]

But have you done your advanced pro plus test and learnt how to countersteer with the rear brake yet ?

[Chipchap]

Have you had it on the dyno yet and was it a hot or cold day ?

Also do your boots fit you now or have you bought new ones with white socks to go over the top for when you café racer it ?

[LoonR1]

I thought this type of thread rang a bell

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Nords]

I have a pair of these new 'superboots', crash in them and they still look brand new but shrink a bit as a punishment!

[PTF]

Are asking which commuter bike is best for the 1,000,000th time?

[StuB]

DO NOT RIDE IT ON A CONVEYOR BELT!

[SAS Tom]

StuB said:

DO NOT RIDE IT ON A CONVEYOR BELT!

If you do will it take off?

[Biker's Nemesis]

I have an arse and 2 hands.

Q:How do I go about scratching said arse.

Much love

Bikers Nemesis.

[MrB1obby]

Only in reverse

[evil len]

Isn't riding a motorcycle too dangerous ? Won't you die ?

[black-k1]

Which euro track day company (that's about to go bust) are you going to sign up with?

[Dannaz]

Yes, it is very dangerous, motorcycles tend do fly up on to the back wheel when in neutral throwing the rider off, but as long as you book your track day with a company going bust, you will remain safe and should have no issues.