A picture a day...biker banter (Vol 5)

[airsafari87]

Biker's Nemesis said:

For the larger gentleman I see.

Go f**k yourself!

I've lost 12kg this year I'll have you know and am a 6'-2" 90kg lady killer now.

Its a Euro52 (Large), but my lack of photographic skills make it look a bit more Bernard Manning sized.

[Biker's Nemesis]

airsafari87 said:

Go f**k yourself!

I've lost 12kg this year I'll have you know and am a 6'-2" 90kg lady killer now.

Its a Euro52 (Large), but my lack of photographic skills make it look a bit more Bernard Manning sized.

Ok, you've got me there, I'm 94 kilos (14.8 stone fk metric) and 6ft 4".

You must have been a right ol barrel at 16 stone.

[airsafari87]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Ok, you've got me there, I'm 94 kilos (14.8 stone fk metric) and 6ft 4".

You must have been a right ol barrel at 16 stone.

Oh aye.

It all came to head the day I did Boasties flat track school, I struggled to move around on the bike and I just felt awful all day, then we went karting at Teesside straight after and where normally I'm one of the front runners, I was getting whupped coming out of corners and down the straights every time.

And then I saw a photo taken at Boasties place and that was me done, It was definitely time to sort my sh*t out.

[Tango13]

Biker's Nemesis said:

airsafari87 said:

Go f**k yourself!

I've lost 12kg this year I'll have you know and am a 6'-2" 90kg lady killer now.

Its a Euro52 (Large), but my lack of photographic skills make it look a bit more Bernard Manning sized.

Ok, you've got me there, I'm 94 kilos (14.8 stone fk metric) and 6ft 4".

You must have been a right ol barrel at 16 stone.

But if we add say, 9lbs for the bit of missing leg that puts you up to 15.5 stone or 99kg in European lard

[Jazoli]

Tango13 said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

airsafari87 said:

Go f**k yourself!

I've lost 12kg this year I'll have you know and am a 6'-2" 90kg lady killer now.

Its a Euro52 (Large), but my lack of photographic skills make it look a bit more Bernard Manning sized.

Ok, you've got me there, I'm 94 kilos (14.8 stone fk metric) and 6ft 4".

You must have been a right ol barrel at 16 stone.

But if we add say, 9lbs for the bit of missing leg that puts you up to 15.5 stone or 99kg in European lard

BN you fat fker

[Biker's Nemesis]

Fast fat fker if you don't mind!

[Janluke]

Can't ride this road without a pic

[tvrolet]

Is it running better after the remap? Faster?

[Janluke]

tvrolet said:

Is it running better after the remap? Faster?

I'm riding it faster as with the decat it's making a nicer noise and the novelty hasn't worn off yet!

It's smoother, slightly more mid range and peak torque is at lower revs. A definite improvement, not massive but noticeable. Its made a great bike better and worth the money for me

[Bob_Defly]

Steve Bass said:

Bob_Defly said:

I managed to get out yesterday, such a nice day.

That looks cracking

Can I ask what they run in CAD$$??

Thanks!

They start at about $17K and go up from there:

https://www.triumph-motorcycles.ca/motorcycles/adv...

Don't forget to add 13% Tax in Ontario, gets me every time.

[horsemeatscandal]

[epom]

Nowt from me for a few weeks, a new hip on Wednesday will keep me quiet. Enjoy the coming good weather the rest of ye

[Biker's Nemesis]

epom said:

Nowt from me for a few weeks, a new hip on Wednesday will keep me quiet. Enjoy the coming good weather the rest of ye

Good luck with the hip Sir.

[StuB]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Fast fat fker if you don't mind!

Fat would never be an adjective I'd have used to describe you!

[airsafari87]

horsemeatscandal said:

Looks great, I do like the look of these.

[talksthetorque]

horsemeatscandal said:

Did i see this and another three bikes at Leicester North Services today or was it someone else?
Even if it wasn't yours i still think they're corking bikes.

[horsemeatscandal]

talksthetorque said:

Did i see this and another three bikes at Leicester North Services today or was it someone else?
Even if it wasn't yours i still think they're corking bikes.

Not me I'm afraid, I'm oop north.

[CAPP0]

Bob_Defly said:

My buddy Lawrence got to ride the T700 out in British Columbia. Gave it a good thrashing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuI9ha1XpfI

Nice video! My hair's the same colour as his (and so was my bike pre-decals) but his scenery is a lot better!

[Steve Bass]

Boonies bike recovery service...

Friends CRF pooped its pants while we we out in the arse end of nowhere....

2 hours serious 4wd'ing to get in to recover him, 2 hours out....

[epom]

Biker's Nemesis said:

epom said:

Nowt from me for a few weeks, a new hip on Wednesday will keep me quiet. Enjoy the coming good weather the rest of ye

Good luck with the hip Sir.

Cheers, few days recovery in the bag already so on the right track. Relative youth on my side should help also. Enjoy the sunny days, looks glorious this morning.