That's me done with bikes

That's me done with bikes

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poo at Paul's

14,149 posts

175 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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LosingGrip said:
The door was well and truly fked, couldn't be open from the inside or outside. That was the only reason why I couldn't get out, I'm not agile enough to climb out through the window!

Will I end up getting another bike again? Who knows. I might do some off roading instead. Something I've always liked to try.
fk me, that's the shortest give up bikes since Jazoli's!
laugh

Walter Sobchak

5,723 posts

224 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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LosingGrip said:
Well this is a little awkward...I don't remember posting any of this! I'm not even on any strong painkillers other than Codeine! Feel a bit of a knob but hey ho!
So will you take £901 and a packet of chrisps for your Gixer or not?.

Bob_Defly

3,678 posts

231 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Just got a haircut. Didn't die.

moanthebairns

17,939 posts

198 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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LosingGrip said:
Well this is a little awkward...I don't remember posting any of this! I'm not even on any strong painkillers other than Codeine! Feel a bit of a knob but hey ho!

Good news...the fleece and jeans have been washed and blood free.

Gavia said:
Thoughts and prayers are with the fleece and jeans.

Very confused by you needing to be cut out of a car for three whole stitches in your head.
The door was well and truly fked, couldn't be open from the inside or outside. That was the only reason why I couldn't get out, I'm not agile enough to climb out through the window!

Will I end up getting another bike again? Who knows. I might do some off roading instead. Something I've always liked to try.
laugh I've been there. You do some fking queer things when you've had a dunt to the head.

LosingGrip

Original Poster:

7,818 posts

159 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Walter Sobchak said:
So will you take £901 and a packet of chrisps for your Gixer or not?.
Throw in a hand job and you have a deal (not sure if the bloke I sold it to will be too pleased though...)

moanthebairns said:
laugh I've been there. You do some fking queer things when you've had a dunt to the head.
Certainly do! I did lose my sense of humour for a couple of hours when waiting in A&E.

Krikkit

26,529 posts

181 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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lindrup119 said:
Interesting and all. But what's with the link to a Subaru towing a truck in the snow?
Oops, a bit of crossed copypasta.

Walter Sobchak

5,723 posts

224 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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LosingGrip said:
Walter Sobchak said:
So will you take £901 and a packet of chrisps for your Gixer or not?.
Throw in a hand job and you have a deal (not sure if the bloke I sold it to will be too pleased .
Ok but I can now only offer £850 as I’ve got to pay someone to give you the hand job.

naetype

889 posts

250 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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I don't have enough hair to go for a haircut so he's getting no sympathy from me the follicle rich .

Edited by naetype on Friday 23 March 22:01

LosingGrip

Original Poster:

7,818 posts

159 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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naetype said:
I don't have enough hair to go for a haircut so he's getting no sympathy from me the follicle rich .

Edited by naetype on Friday 23 March 22:01
Do you want me to shave some from my feet for you? (I wish I was joking...)

naetype

889 posts

250 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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Trust me it's only on my scalp I suffer from follicle deficiency. If i needed hair I could collect it in vast amounts from my back, nose, ears... you get the picture smile

IAmAHorse

48 posts

160 months

Friday 23rd March 2018
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I had my first accident on the bike in November just after getting a haircut. Coincidence?

Rubin215

3,992 posts

156 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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IAmAHorse said:
I had my first accident on the bike in November just after getting a haircut. Coincidence?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DZiW43ld-_Y

Farlig

632 posts

152 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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croyde said:
6 years later I had a heart attack completely out of the blue. Not fat, pretty fit, non smoker etc
sugar / carbohydrate is the culprit, not fat....

Brett748

919 posts

166 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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You could apply the what if philosophy to anything though. Last year 22 people went to an Ariana Grande concert and didn’t come home, people get cancer, people get murdered etc.

Life is too short not to do things that make you feel alive.

moanthebairns

17,939 posts

198 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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Brett748 said:
You could apply the what if philosophy to anything though. Last year 22 people went to an Ariana Grande concert and didn’t come home, people get cancer, people get murdered etc.

Life is too short not to do things that make you feel alive.
So Arianna grande makes you feel alive...... smile hello sailor

Krikkit

26,529 posts

181 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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Depends what she's doing... lick

mckeann

2,986 posts

229 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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moanthebairns said:
So Arianna grande makes you feel alive...... smile hello sailor
I'd rather give her a lift to a trackday than you. Bet she wouldn't open the side door either !!!!!!

moanthebairns

17,939 posts

198 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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mckeann said:
moanthebairns said:
So Arianna grande makes you feel alive...... smile hello sailor
I'd rather give her a lift to a trackday than you. Bet she wouldn't open the side door either !!!!!!
Yup, Straight to the back door

STe_rsv4

658 posts

98 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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clen666 said:
If you were on a bike you wouldn’t have been going slow enough to have crashed
Ftfy hehe

BobSaunders

3,033 posts

155 months

Saturday 24th March 2018
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moanthebairns said:
mckeann said:
moanthebairns said:
So Arianna grande makes you feel alive...... smile hello sailor
I'd rather give her a lift to a trackday than you. Bet she wouldn't open the side door either !!!!!!
Yup, Straight to the back door
Arianna's?

I feel this thread is changing direction from OP's original post.