Rant: Who ARE those people who....

[moanthebairns]

308mate said:

moanthebairns said:

Literally no one is impressed xxx I'm pretty sure the front has just lifted on your ridiculously bespoke light bike after running over a rizzla. That's pre crash.

Haters will say it’s shopped.

I sniggered.

[DoubleD]

creampuff said:

Yes, it's amazing! Motorists don't like cyclists, people being delayed while riding the bus which has to slow down because of cyclists in front of it don't like cyclists and pedestrians don't like cyclists either!

To be fair, nobody like cyclist, not even other cyclists.

[Biker 1]

moanthebairns said:

There is no good type of cyclist.... The only excuse for cycling when you have motorbikes is its pissing down or your trying to get fit from years of drink, drugs, fast food and fags.

I tried cycling to work for a while based on this, but it didn't help. After a couple of weeks of riding up a hill at 7.30am in mizzle, the chain falling off several times, crap lights, & turning up to work all sweaty & smelly, I realised life is just too short for that ste. Luckily, someone stole said bike, so I went back to the car or motorcycle when the weather's nice.
Don't get me starred on spandex/lycra: why the fk do they all seem to wear Sky branded stuff?

[nickfrog]

Biker 1, you seem to be getting very upset very easily.

[yellowjack]

The normally busy A31 Hog's Back, 21st September 2013...



...and it's shut so that a hundred plus "lycra losers" can go for a bike ride around the Surrey countryside in peace. Many of them wearing matching outfits, several of them Team Sky gear.

To make matters worse better, many local roads were also closed to traffic, and thousands upon thousands of like-minded people decided the best way to get to see the race was to ride there...


...special treat for Biker1 - a cyclist NOT wearing Team Sky kit.

[Rawwr]

Nice penis.

[creampuff]

What the fk is it with lycra?

If you go to continental Europe, hardly anybody wears lycra, yet people still cycle around and they also seem to have a lot more fking clue than British lycra clad s.

[Biker 1]

nickfrog said:

Biker 1, you seem to be getting very upset very easily.

With cyclists - absolutely yes. An abomination.

[Rick1.8t]

yellowjack said:

Many of them wearing matching outfits, several of them Team Sky gear.

To be fair, the stuff many motorcyclists wear out on a ride is just as mad / hilarious / garish whichever is more appropriate.

Plenty of superbike guys out in full fluro alpinestars with their 'nicknames' sewn onto their arse, and then there are the 'team sky' type rider with race replica helmet and gear and 46 plastered all over everything.

I think we just have to agree on the fact that pretty much everybody hates cyclists and motorbike riders, even the people that do both themselves ;-)

[moanthebairns]

Full gimp mode

[308mate]

Two of my posts got deleted by the mods! Probably the two least offensive on the whole thread and one of very few without a personal attack in it.
Of course no actual reason was given, as standard.

[Prof Prolapse]

Have you quit the fags as well MTB? If so well done mate.

I don't have an issue with it off road, especially with all the dedicated bike trails meaning you incovenience no one. I think I may dust off my 20 year old bicycle and head down to 7stanes or something and embarass myself at some point in the very near future.

[Prof Prolapse]

308mate said:

Two of my posts got deleted by the mods! Probably the two least offensive on the whole thread and one of very few without a personal attack in it.
Of course no actual reason was given, as standard.

Mine did as well. Obviously missed the irony when I had selectively quoted your accusation of biggotry then intentionally made an ironic mildly homophobic comment.

I wouldn't mind but I actually thought it was very funny, and unlikely to offend anyone sensible.

Poor show mods.

[moanthebairns]

Prof Prolapse said:

Have you quit the fags as well MTB? If so well done mate.

I don't have an issue with it off road, especially with all the dedicated bike trails meaning you incovenience no one. I think I may dust off my 20 year old bicycle and head down to 7stanes or something and embarass myself at some point in the very near future.

108 days 18 hrs 26 minutes and 45....46.....47 seconds.

Not that I miss them one bit......

Gees a shout if you do, the facilities aren't what they were like when I road there great now. I mean its alright. But if you start using words like stoked, dude or mega I'll walk away.

Edited by moanthebairns on Tuesday 21st August 11:30

[Prof Prolapse]

I'll check what the old basline fitness is first! Cheers dude.

[moanthebairns]

Prof Prolapse said:

I'll check what the old basline fitness is first! Cheers dude.

I vape and cycle..... thats how serious I'm taking this. I look like a steam powered push bike going up hills.

[Biker's Nemesis]

moanthebairns said:

I vape

Gay fag.

[Biker's Nemesis]

moanthebairns said:

I vape

Gay fag.

Dude

[nickfrog]

Biker 1 said:

nickfrog said:

Biker 1, you seem to be getting very upset very easily.

With cyclists - absolutely yes. An abomination.

Sorry to hear that. I didn't know anyone could get in such a state about someone else's choice of vehicle.

[Rawwr]

I can honestly say I've never been massively inconvenienced by a cyclist. I once had to roll off the throttle for about 3 seconds, though.