Male or Female?

Male or Female?

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beljames

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285 posts

268 months

Tuesday 9th April 2002
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Just had an argument with the wife which I would value your help in sorting. All prompted by me telling her (the wife) that I was taking her (the TVR) for a quick blat around the countryside. She said that I must mean 'him' (the TVR).

For some reason, the wife has started to assume that the TVR is a man. This is surely all wrong. It would sound incorrect for me to 'get inside a man, turn him on, and run him ragged for half an hour'? And all this talk of knobs...

Surely this beautiful creature is a female (the TVR, not the wife.)?

PS - sorry to lower the tone of the forum...

MikeyT

16,570 posts

272 months

Tuesday 9th April 2002
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James

I understand your thinking behind the 'her' analogy but for me, if a TVR is a woman, then she's Martina Navratilova or Fatima Whitbread, ie she may be feminine but you wouldn't want to mess with it on a dark night.
If talk of twiddling knobs and referring to the TVR as a man makes you come across all homophobic then refer to the car as 'it' (androgenous)

As I speak, I'm just going to put 'Michael Jackson' in the garage for the night

ChimaeraWolf

142 posts

272 months

Tuesday 9th April 2002
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Have to agree with you there buddy...

They've gotta be female.... they don't respond well unless you treat them right, they cost a fortune to maintain and make a lotta noise when you really go at it hard!

And well, they just are female, aren't they....

MikeyT

16,570 posts

272 months

Wednesday 10th April 2002
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Have to agree with you there buddy...

They've gotta be female.... they don't respond well unless you treat them right, they cost a fortune to maintain and make a lotta noise when you really go at it hard!

And well, they just are female, aren't they....





Well when all the double entendres are done and dusted I have to disagree ... my missus has a purple MFG and that's a female make no mistake ...

>> Edited by MikeyT on Wednesday 10th April 08:26

duncan m

131 posts

271 months

Wednesday 10th April 2002
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My girlie [partner] seems to believe that the Chimaera is a male, and insists on calling 'him' Trevor [original, huh?]

For me, my car's my baby and probably genderless … umm, go me thinking [and it’s far too early for that as I’ve only had two cups of coffee so far!!!] what would Freud say about all of this ?

Beast

368 posts

285 months

Wednesday 10th April 2002
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Gotta be female.....my missus says so.

She's even named the Griff before we pick it up - she will be Mel. The Cerb is/was Clarissa.

Aren't you boys man enough for your ladies....?

.mark

11,104 posts

277 months

Wednesday 10th April 2002
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Well the Chimaera in mythological Greece was (as we all know)part lion part goat and part serpent that breathed fire.
Now you single chaps out there may think yours is a male, us married guys however have come across this kind of animal before for real when we met certain ladies families - for us the Chimaera is most likely to be a female.
BTW and obviously completly unrelated, my Mother-in-Law is a great lady

alisonh

135 posts

284 months

Wednesday 10th April 2002
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Male – mine is just called ‘the boy’. With all that noise, power and potential for a bit of aggression when goaded, a TVR has to be masculine :-). I think the colour does has an influencing factor though. This is the only car that I’ve given either a name or a gender to!

MajorClanger

749 posts

271 months

Wednesday 10th April 2002
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I still prefer the analogy to Labradors (of either gender).... Boystrous, energetic, lively, fun to play with but as soon as you turn your back it'll crap in your shoe and eat you out of house and home!

MC

gb61390

1,879 posts

283 months

Wednesday 10th April 2002
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Isn't it as simple as - all machinery is referred to as her?
As in "God bless all who sail in HER" before the champagne hit the side of her.
Cheers....... Andrew

Neil Menzies

5,167 posts

285 months

Wednesday 10th April 2002
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Isn't it as simple as - all machinery is referred to as her?
As in "God bless all who sail in HER" before the champagne hit the side of her.
Cheers....... Andrew


Scotsman, 21st March
Why our ships are no longer shes

Tara Womersley


LLOYD’S List, one of the world’s oldest newspapers and the bible of the maritime industry, is to stop referring to a ship as "she" in favour of the more politically correct "it".

For the first time in its 268-year history, Lloyd’s List will no longer give ships a feminine form, believing that the shipping industry needs to move forward to avoid becoming "a backwater of international business" and will start using "it" from next month, although certain respected columnists have been granted permission to continue using "she" if they wish.

Julian Bray, the editor of Lloyd’s List, said: "The long and the short of it was we were having a review of style and had looked at the use of ‘she’ in the past and people did not think it was necessary. In collusion with colleagues, we decided it was time to move on, as it is standard in business press to refer to ships with the neuter pronoun.

"We are not trying to undermine traditions, but it is about the clarity of writing. We thought ships should be referred to as ‘it’, just as buildings and ports are."

Mr Bray, 38, who has been the paper’s editor for two years said, however, that he was expecting a "full and vibrant array of letters" from many of his 10,500 daily readers around the world.

Pieter van der Merwe, of the Greenwich Maritime Museum, said the decision to use "it" could "destroy the language" of a specialist area. "Political correctness should be resisted at every turn, in my view," he said. "We will continue to refer to ships as ‘she’ here."

A navy spokesman said: "Lloyd’s List can do what they want, the Royal Navy will continue to call its ships ‘she’. Ships have a soul. They are female because originally the ship was the only woman allowed at sea and was treated with deference and respect.

angusfaldo

2,791 posts

275 months

Wednesday 10th April 2002
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TVRs can be temperamental therefore they must be female.

What clearer deduction can you make?

Jarcy

1,559 posts

276 months

Thursday 11th April 2002
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IMO a Tuscan R is the Dog's Bollocks!
Surely male then.

RobM

392 posts

285 months

Thursday 11th April 2002
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Female ! Not sure about that. After I bought it all the the toilet seats in the street stayed up for a month and a half. I asked it to put a shelf up a year ago and its done nothing but drink 40 quidsworth a week and pleasure itself since. Nope, me tivs a bloke i rekon

charltm

2,102 posts

265 months

Thursday 11th April 2002
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My Tuscan is neither boy nor girl, but most definitely "The Beast".

Jason F

1,183 posts

285 months

Thursday 11th April 2002
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The car is expensive to run and fussy, ergo, it is woman....

rivergirrl

857 posts

282 months

Thursday 11th April 2002
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My Chimaera is most certainly a 'she'. Colour is Ruby Mica Red, and so nicknamed 'Ruby' (we all have names for them - admit it!)

She has smooth, sleek curves, and can switch moods at any moment, often without warning. She likes to be taken care of, but also likes a good (fill in the blank). Expensive to run, likes to be spoiled but when looked after properly, brings a smile to your face and treats you well. She is both at the same time.
I think the lads here will agree

loudpedal

3,925 posts

270 months

Friday 12th April 2002
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to paraphrase Lord Flashheart in Blackadder IV 'I treat my plane like I treat my woman; I like to get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back!' if Flashy thinks machines are women, then thats good enuff for me.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 12th April 2002
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According to www.theoi.com in greek mythology Chimaera was a female, but Cerberus (Cerbera) was a he.

So that settles it then.


Lee

wsfletcher

20 posts

266 months

Friday 12th April 2002
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Someone ask for a psychologist? Professional opinion is I haven't a clue about it to be honest. I wonder if its generally a military thing; know a couple of RAF guys who refer to planes as 'she'. Can't be just about complex machinery as you'd expect all steam trains to be she too and I seem to remember quite a few weren't..

As a would be TVR owner, the question arises how far the she comparison goes.. If my would be purchase will wait patiently until I am completely besotted then bugger off with someone else then I'll stick to my Saab..

Sad, bitter, twisted? Who me??