2018 S5 Tips & Tricks

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Mrjww88

60 posts

88 months

Friday 27th October 2017
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Anyone considered the RS5 Honeycomb grill as a replacement? A few companies now offering this part. I saw an s4 with the rs4 grill and it looked so aggressive. I think I may do this!

filski666

3,841 posts

193 months

Friday 3rd November 2017
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Just had a thought - if you disconnect the exhaust valves, so they no longer move - won't they seize? All the soot and crap that you get on the tailpipe will also build up on the flap/bearing. In normal use, it gets moved every time you start the car, which would break up any build-up. But if it never moves, I wonder if it will get too much build up, then when you plug it back in it won't be able to cycle and ping up error codes.

Not a problem if your car and never want to re-activate them (in which case might be better removing them completely) But if it is a lease car which needs to be put back to normal - might be an issue.

IJB1959

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2,139 posts

87 months

Friday 3rd November 2017
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filski666 said:
Just had a thought - if you disconnect the exhaust valves, so they no longer move - won't they seize? All the soot and crap that you get on the tailpipe will also build up on the flap/bearing. In normal use, it gets moved every time you start the car, which would break up any build-up. But if it never moves, I wonder if it will get too much build up, then when you plug it back in it won't be able to cycle and ping up error codes.

Not a problem if your car and never want to re-activate them (in which case might be better removing them completely) But if it is a lease car which needs to be put back to normal - might be an issue.
You could be right. Mine are still disconnected, and I have no intention to re-connect them so I'm not that worried. When it is eventually returned and re-connected, I'm sure the inspector will not have a clue whether they are working or not, or even what they are!

IJB1959

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2,139 posts

87 months

Friday 3rd November 2017
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Mrjww88 said:
Anyone considered the RS5 Honeycomb grill as a replacement? A few companies now offering this part. I saw an s4 with the rs4 grill and it looked so aggressive. I think I may do this!
I do like the RS grille and it looks great on the S5, but if it is stupidly expensive (recon it will be) then I personally would not bother.

Mrjww88

60 posts

88 months

Saturday 4th November 2017
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IJB1959 said:
I do like the RS grille and it looks great on the S5, but if it is stupidly expensive (recon it will be) then I personally would not bother.
Found a place that does the grill for £399 not bad as you could sell it on later

IJB1959

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2,139 posts

87 months

Saturday 4th November 2017
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Mrjww88 said:
Found a place that does the grill for £399 not bad as you could sell it on later
That's not bad...Any links?

Bluesmurff09

336 posts

169 months

Saturday 4th November 2017
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Out interest why are some folk removing the plugs in the exhaust to leave the flaps open constantly therefore make it loud all the time? Surely leaving the car in dynamic does that and leaves the flaps open whilst the engine is running doesn't it?

IJB1959

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2,139 posts

87 months

Saturday 4th November 2017
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Bluesmurff09 said:
Out interest why are some folk removing the plugs in the exhaust to leave the flaps open constantly therefore make it loud all the time? Surely leaving the car in dynamic does that and leaves the flaps open whilst the engine is running doesn't it?
It does, but for some who want to, you can have the sporty exhaust note in all modes.

filski666

3,841 posts

193 months

Saturday 4th November 2017
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Bluesmurff09 said:
Out interest why are some folk removing the plugs in the exhaust to leave the flaps open constantly therefore make it loud all the time? Surely leaving the car in dynamic does that and leaves the flaps open whilst the engine is running doesn't it?
It is said on many forums, even in dynamic the flaps shut below 40mph / certain throttle positions to comply with EU noise regs.
Unplugging gives you the dynamic sound even at pootling around speeds.

IJB1959

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2,139 posts

87 months

Saturday 4th November 2017
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filski666 said:
It is said on many forums, even in dynamic the flaps shut below 40mph / certain throttle positions to comply with EU noise regs.
Unplugging gives you the dynamic sound even at pootling around speeds.
Yes, a more accurate response!

TomScrut

2,546 posts

89 months

Monday 6th November 2017
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The only way to have the flaps open all the time is to have it in sport on transmission and dynamic in drive select. If you have it in D and Dynamic and switch to manual it is quieter than if you are in S Dynamic and go to manual when driving, S mode also increases tickover slightly so is louder at idle regardless of the flaps. I have checked this by looking down the pipes when the engine was running in each mode (I was checking they were working after reconnecting them)

Bluesmurff09

336 posts

169 months

Monday 6th November 2017
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In sport and dynamic it stays then smile

TomScrut

2,546 posts

89 months

Monday 6th November 2017
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Bluesmurff09 said:
In sport and dynamic it stays then smile
But then it wont go into top gear either when cruising. I use in manual normally when braying it though (and wanting extra noise)

Mrjww88

60 posts

88 months

Friday 10th November 2017
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Just seen this video which is mindboggling. The b9 s4 with an exhaust being timed 0-60. Besides the exhaust the car is stock with no tune.

https://youtu.be/y0S6WEPlotI

I can't inagine what sort of 0-60 times the car is putting down with a tuning box or a map. Has anyone accurately timed their cars yet from 0-60?

IJB1959

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2,139 posts

87 months

Friday 10th November 2017
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Mrjww88 said:
Just seen this video which is mindboggling. The b9 s4 with an exhaust being timed 0-60. Besides the exhaust the car is stock with no tune.

https://youtu.be/y0S6WEPlotI

I can't inagine what sort of 0-60 times the car is putting down with a tuning box or a map. Has anyone accurately timed their cars yet from 0-60?
Yep, with TDI box got 3.8 on my Tod. You can safely say 4 easy.

Mrjww88

60 posts

88 months

Sunday 12th November 2017
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IJB1959 said:
Yep, with TDI box got 3.8 on my Tod. You can safely say 4 easy.
Thats insane, what did you time the 0-60 run with?

simonwhite2000

2,474 posts

98 months

Wednesday 22nd November 2017
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TDI tuning have 10% off for black Friday - deal is leave now means the tuning box is 503 quid

IJB1959

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2,139 posts

87 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Mrjww88 said:
IJB1959 said:
Yep, with TDI box got 3.8 on my Tod. You can safely say 4 easy.
Thats insane, what did you time the 0-60 run with?
Borrowed a friends VBOX...great bit of kit.

silentbrown

8,865 posts

117 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Mrjww88 said:
Just seen this video which is mindboggling. The b9 s4 with an exhaust being timed 0-60. Besides the exhaust the car is stock with no tune.

https://youtu.be/y0S6WEPlotI
Impressive!

If you view the clip frame-by-frame you'll see the car starts to move maybe a quarter of a second (6/7 frames) before the timer starts, but even so...

IJB1959

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2,139 posts

87 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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So I have bought a Ghost and had it fitted.

I did not realise that it allows you to start the car but locks the gearbox in neutral until you enter a code, rather than just not letting you start the car. Great piece of kit and totally stealth (not used the window stickers). Only pain is I keep forgetting to enter the code and have to start all over again, but it is now becoming more of a habit. At least I don't have to worry so much where I park it now thank god.