Football inflater business

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Kermit power said:

j80jpw said:

Screwfix are giving away footballs with every order at the moment! But guess what, no inflation service.... ideal opportunity for you to stand outside your local branch offering your “mr blow job” service for 50p a shot!

I would've thought anyone shopping at Screwfix would possess the ability to inflate a ball, no?

I would have asked them to inflate it for me or Screwfix could have sold the inflater needle to go with it. I'll see if I can visit my local Screwfix and ask for the inflater kit to go with the free football they're going to give me

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Fortunately I will be getting my ball inflated next week by a friend who has come to my rescue, and another friend has said they'll do it if first friend can't do it. I'm really too busy with my own pet business to branch out with this venture....BUT,
There is a business opportunity here, hopefully some young entrepreneur will read this and start a football inflater business

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Just an update, the football was returned to me this afternoon in a fully inflated state It took both friends to inflate it as one couldn't get it hard enough with his bycicle pump and had to seek the other's help.