Can I sell words I have made up?

Can I sell words I have made up?

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Sheetmaself

5,676 posts

198 months

Tuesday 4th December 2018
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Surely an Alpha male such as you doesn’t buy, they get.

FerdiZ28

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1,355 posts

134 months

Tuesday 4th December 2018
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Sheetmaself said:
Surely an Alpha male such as you doesn’t buy, they get.
Thank you. Finally someone reads the opening post.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Tuesday 4th December 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
no patent applied for to my knowledge.
Try patenting a word, and let us know how you get on.

FerdiZ28

Original Poster:

1,355 posts

134 months

Tuesday 4th December 2018
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Europa1 said:
Try patenting a word, and let us know how you get on.
How exactly is that comment meant to help me?

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Tuesday 4th December 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Europa1 said:
Try patenting a word, and let us know how you get on.
How exactly is that comment meant to help me?
To encourage you to be more circumspect in inviting others to "wind their neck in, sunshine".

FerdiZ28

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1,355 posts

134 months

Wednesday 19th December 2018
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Update for males

A male told me that I can claim other words that are not on the verb-pate system for myself. For example for female ejaculation/alien goo that deposits on a gusset, I claim “clittylitter”.

Same male also told me to not spend any more cash on applying for pates, as I merely have to apply to the OED for inclusion. He cites “cowabunga” and “brexit” as words that were included and with my words being more impressive and best anyway, I should go down this route.

I’d feel guilty about taking your high offers with this in mind gents as I’m a solid rotary club member with strict morals.

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Wednesday 19th December 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Update for males

A male told me that I can claim other words that are not on the verb-pate system for myself. For example for female ejaculation/alien goo that deposits on a gusset, I claim “clittylitter”.
Plagiarism of epic proportions from The Apprentice thread.

Busted smile

FerdiZ28

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1,355 posts

134 months

Wednesday 19th December 2018
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Monkeylegend said:
Plagiarism of epic proportions from The Apprentice thread.

Busted smile
Which is exactly the point I was making. Do keep up and try to add something helpful.

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Wednesday 19th December 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Monkeylegend said:
Plagiarism of epic proportions from The Apprentice thread.

Busted smile
Which is exactly the point I was making. Do keep up and try to add something helpful.
Nope, don't buy it, your thread title says words you have made up, not knickered from somebody else.

FerdiZ28

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1,355 posts

134 months

Wednesday 19th December 2018
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Monkeylegend said:
Nope, don't buy it, your thread title says words you have made up, not knickered from somebody else.
Do you need help with the big words? Read my last post for a development on the rules/regs.

Christ on a moped.

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Wednesday 19th December 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Monkeylegend said:
Nope, don't buy it, your thread title says words you have made up, not knickered from somebody else.
Do you need help with the big words? Read my last post for a development on the rules/regs.

Christ on a moped.
Whoosh smile

FerdiZ28

Original Poster:

1,355 posts

134 months

Wednesday 19th December 2018
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Monkeylegend said:
Whoosh smile
Quite.

Sheetmaself

5,676 posts

198 months

Thursday 20th December 2018
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Regardless of it’s origin i had never heard of clittylittet and now my work colleagues are staring at me as my screen is covered in the toast that came out of my mouth whilst laughing!

FerdiZ28

Original Poster:

1,355 posts

134 months

Thursday 20th December 2018
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Sheetmaself said:
Regardless of it’s origin i had never heard of clittylittet and now my work colleagues are staring at me as my screen is covered in the toast that came out of my mouth whilst laughing!
Glad it served a purpose, see there is a market for new words, despite those of the smaller brain variety not being able to read simple text and whinging about the origin.

Apparently it is difficult to "own" a word, just saying "this is mine I want paying" is not enough it transpires, as everyone has free control over their vocal chords and ability to form sounds which could, theoretically, make a new word.

Infinite monkeys and infinite typewriters comes to mind...

Anyhoo, cheers for the respect, Ern.

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Thursday 20th December 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Sheetmaself said:
Regardless of it’s origin i had never heard of clittylittet and now my work colleagues are staring at me as my screen is covered in the toast that came out of my mouth whilst laughing!
Glad it served a purpose, see there is a market for new words, despite those of the smaller brain variety not being able to read simple text and whinging about the origin.

Apparently it is difficult to "own" a word, just saying "this is mine I want paying" is not enough it transpires, as everyone has free control over their vocal chords and ability to form sounds which could, theoretically, make a new word.

Infinite monkeys and infinite typewriters comes to mind...

Anyhoo, cheers for the respect, Ern.
Would help if the spelling didn't keep changing tongue out


FerdiZ28

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134 months

Thursday 20th December 2018
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Monkeylegend said:
Would help if the spelling didn't keep changing tongue out
Example? Digging a grave here Stan, I'd give up if I were you people are pointing and laughing.

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Thursday 20th December 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Monkeylegend said:
Would help if the spelling didn't keep changing tongue out
Example? Digging a grave here Stan, I'd give up if I were you people are pointing and laughing.
kittylitter or kittylittet ?

Just for clarity the word you stole was kittylitter hehe






FerdiZ28

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1,355 posts

134 months

Thursday 20th December 2018
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Monkeylegend said:
kittylitter or kittylittet ?

Just for clarity the word you stole was kittylitter hehe
Clittylitter, actually. Do keep up.

Monkeylegend

26,389 posts

231 months

Thursday 20th December 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Monkeylegend said:
kittylitter or kittylittet ?

Just for clarity the word you stole was kittylitter hehe
Clittylitter, actually. Do keep up.
Whoosh again, it's like taking candy from a baby hehe

FerdiZ28

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1,355 posts

134 months

Thursday 20th December 2018
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Monkeylegend said:
Whoosh again, it's like taking candy from a baby hehe
Quite.