Mitsu FTO, fartcan exhaust, hateful owner

Mitsu FTO, fartcan exhaust, hateful owner

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Blown2CV

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28,941 posts

204 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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There is a person that lives down my road who has a Mitsubishi FTO with a drainpipe exhaust. He apparently doesn't work, as this car gets started up, revved from cold for no reason, then driven around at all hours of the day and night. They drive down the street at high revs in first gear, probably in order to be as noisy as possible. Not only does it sound st, but it is a real disturbance as we live on a small cul-de-sac of semi-detached houses and we can practically hear each other's bodily functions from indoors. The car is regularly broken, presumably because he doesn't know what he is doing (as illustrated by revving from cold), and yet he regularly fiddles with the bonnet up like he knows what he is doing. This is mainly a vent as I don't have the courage to go have a word, as many down the street have tried and it simply ends in a slanging match (he is about 21, living with a bird twice his age). I wish I had an air gun, so whenever they went past my house I could ding a panel.

james_tigerwoods

16,289 posts

198 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Blown2CV said:
There is a person that lives down my road who has a Mitsubishi FTO with a drainpipe exhaust. He apparently doesn't work, as this car gets started up, revved from cold for no reason, then driven around at all hours of the day and night. They drive down the street at high revs in first gear, probably in order to be as noisy as possible. Not only does it sound st, but it is a real disturbance as we live on a small cul-de-sac of semi-detached houses and we can practically hear each other's bodily functions from indoors. The car is regularly broken, presumably because he doesn't know what he is doing (as illustrated by revving from cold), and yet he regularly fiddles with the bonnet up like he knows what he is doing. This is mainly a vent as I don't have the courage to go have a word, as many down the street have tried and it simply ends in a slanging match (he is about 21, living with a bird twice his age). I wish I had an air gun, so whenever they went past my house I could ding a panel.
Report him, log his behaviour, video it, etc and then submit it to the local police.

[PH] Nuke him from orbit / break his car properly for him / banana in the tailpipe [/PH]

TommyBuoy

1,269 posts

168 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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There are a couple of overly loud FTO's round my way - seem to be popular, I guess because they are quite a good looking car and have a bit of poke about them.

Cousin has had a few and taken a couple to the 'ring - seems to like them.

Anyway, back on topic - it sounds like a public disorder thing so as above, log it, record it etc, jsut don't let him catch you smile

Galsia

2,170 posts

191 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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james_tigerwoods said:
[PH] Nuke him from orbit / break his car properly for him / banana in the tailpipe [/PH]
Sounds like he needs a marrow rather than a banana...

Hudson

1,857 posts

188 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Video evidence (with time stamps) and i THINK, the 5-0 can "requisition" his car and make it a lot less aerodynamic (ie: a cube).

i am not an officer of the law/lawer/barrister/someone with any idea about law however, so it is likely i am talking out of my arse.

worth a go though.

Marf

22,907 posts

242 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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You int seen me, roight? whistle

retrorider

1,339 posts

202 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Banana up the tailpipe.That'll teach him !

Marf

22,907 posts

242 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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retrorider said:
Banana up the tailpipe.That'll teach him !
Knowing your average Jap fart can exhaust, it'd have to be a banana of immense girth!

Perhaps a marrow/squash/melon might be more appropriate?

pidsy

8,019 posts

158 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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TommyBuoy said:
There are a couple of overly loud FTO's round my way - seem to be popular, I guess because they are quite a good looking car and have a bit of poke about them.

Cousin has had a few and taken a couple to the 'ring - seems to like them.

Anyway, back on topic - it sounds like a public disorder thing so as above, log it, record it etc, jsut don't let him catch you smile
ive had an FTO for 4 years and the complaint above is one of the main reasons ive justy changed cars. the pricepoint for them has fallen through the floor and they are now seen as a good car for those less desirable types (as mentioned above) the ftooc is now over run with japcans, 19" wheels and stupid bodykits.

i'd keep a record of his anti-social behaviour and speak to the police (or remove the exhaust for him late one night)

Hudson

1,857 posts

188 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Marf said:
Knowing your average Jap fart can exhaust, it'd have to be a banana of immense girth!
  • zip*

Marf

22,907 posts

242 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Hudson said:
Marf said:
Knowing your average Jap fart can exhaust, it'd have to be a banana of immense girth!
  • zip*
tongue out


mike325112

1,070 posts

185 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Blown2CV said:
he is about 21, living with a bird twice his age
Sure its not his Mum?

dudleybloke

19,897 posts

187 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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demand that he stops driving it as there's japanese radiation coming out the exhaust!
wink

Crow555

1,037 posts

195 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Is there not some law about noise restrictions of exhausts? As in whether its for road use, track use or totally illegal altogether?

zaphod42

50,695 posts

156 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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I trust it is insured and taxed?

Not that anyone would ever check on Askmid, etc...

m444ttb

3,160 posts

230 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Modified FTO's seem to be breeding on my street. There are two of them now. Huge Jap exhausts and autoboxes aren't a good combo.

Another Fluffer

3,888 posts

166 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Marf said:


You int seen me, roight? whistle
Dad?

Japveesix

4,483 posts

169 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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pidsy said:
the ftooc is now over run with japcans, 19" wheels and stupid bodykits.
Sadly true. I gave up being a member as there seemed to be no interest in pics of my unmodified and clean example at PH meets yet endless praise and respect for anyone who fitted quad exhausts, painted theirs bright orange or stuck a naff ill-fitting bodykit on like this:




Just nuke it from orbit, same applies to anyone else who sees a horrible fartcan example, that way the value of mine should slowly rise smile

Blown2CV

Original Poster:

28,941 posts

204 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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I would estimate section diameter of said pipe at 5". Marrow required.

Definitely not his Mum, there is a shocking back-story which is not something I want to go into on here! By that I mean actually shocking, not just lower middle-class curtain twitching shocking. However this is indeed 'street rumour'.

Askmid!! What an idea... I can't believe I didn't think of that. Someone might get right on it.

It is nowhere near as accomplished as the modified versions in the posted photos, it is a PoS.


james_tigerwoods

16,289 posts

198 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Blown2CV said:
There is a shocking back-story which is not something I want to go into on here! By that I mean actually shocking, not just lower middle-class curtain twitching shocking. However this is indeed 'street rumour'.
Details or GTFO - this is PH after all...