What if Pistonheads made a political party?
Discussion
CBR JGWRR said:
lazystudent said:
Australia wouldn't know what had hit them what with the influx of people caught stealing from self checkout machines
Don't Australia have imigration restrictions based on what you can do as a job to help Australia?lazystudent said:
CBR JGWRR said:
lazystudent said:
Australia wouldn't know what had hit them what with the influx of people caught stealing from self checkout machines
Don't Australia have imigration restrictions based on what you can do as a job to help Australia?
anyone that makes a complaint against any bypasses and new road construction etc will be required to detail their reasons in no less that 30,000 words and publish their name, address and phone number publicly alongside a recent photo of themselves to allow easy identification for the stoning squad 
also "road furniture" and "traffic calming measures" will be banned!
if there can be 2 lanes... make there be to lanes, not 300 acres of bloomin' hatchings and only half a lane to drive on!
also all green-lanes country wide will be re-opened, but all rambler foot paths will be closed immediately, and the police will have the power to issue S-59's against the footwear of ramblers!
also "road furniture" and "traffic calming measures" will be banned!
if there can be 2 lanes... make there be to lanes, not 300 acres of bloomin' hatchings and only half a lane to drive on!
also all green-lanes country wide will be re-opened, but all rambler foot paths will be closed immediately, and the police will have the power to issue S-59's against the footwear of ramblers!
Edited by SystemParanoia on Sunday 29th April 17:05
Gaz. said:
Hoofy said:
There'd be massive human rights issues going on. I mean, how long would China and Russia stand by as we cart chavs into glue factories by their 1,000s?
That isn't a human rights issue imo.Someone said that the PH party would make Thatcher look like a commie but tbh the only people who wouldn't like the PH general ideals are going to be lazy b
ds who think the world owes them something, and judges with absurd interpretations of human rights.GentleFellow said:
Deport two million unemployed. Sack all public sector workers. Deport public sector workers. Import one million Bagledeshi mothers to replace refuse workers, firefighters and nurses - generously doubling the annual £500 pa salaries they received in their homeland. Cut pasty tax. Cut petrol costs for those struggling to run sportscars with 4 litre engines. Cut income tax to 5%, corporation tax to 10%. Reverse work placed laws on sexual discrimination, abolish all human rights except those relating to free speech and property. Abolish speed limits on motorways, A-roads and poorer parts of major cities. Demolish council estates. Replace council estates with dry ski slopes and golf courses. Sell alll libraries to David Lloyd gyms and have books recycled to make toilet paper. Make television license optional one-off annual payment of £500 to Sky; break-up BBC, turn Salford studios into luxury flats. Make everyone start sentences with 'indeed', encourage each to express false shock with the inclusion of the phrase: 'I am amazed' in anything they say. Replace teachers, lecturers and researchers with dads who were educated mainly by their fathers; replace English, Maths and Science with Argumentation, Money Studies and The History of Cars. Add bank holidays for Winston Churchill, Margaret Thatcher, and Bobby Moore. 90 days detention for suspected 'lefties'. No women in the cabinet.
I like the cut of your jib sir.GentleFellow said:
Deport two million unemployed. Sack all public sector workers. Deport public sector workers. Import one million Bagledeshi mothers to replace refuse workers, firefighters and nurses - generously doubling the annual £500 pa salaries they received in their homeland. Cut pasty tax. Cut petrol costs for those struggling to run sportscars with 4 litre engines. Cut income tax to 5%, corporation tax to 10%. Reverse work placed laws on sexual discrimination, abolish all human rights except those relating to free speech and property. Abolish speed limits on motorways, A-roads and poorer parts of major cities. Demolish council estates. Replace council estates with dry ski slopes and golf courses. Sell alll libraries to David Lloyd gyms and have books recycled to make toilet paper. Make television license optional one-off annual payment of £500 to Sky; break-up BBC, turn Salford studios into luxury flats. Make everyone start sentences with 'indeed', encourage each to express false shock with the inclusion of the phrase: 'I am amazed' in anything they say. Replace teachers, lecturers and researchers with dads who were educated mainly by their fathers; replace English, Maths and Science with Argumentation, Money Studies and The History of Cars. Add bank holidays for Winston Churchill, Margaret Thatcher, and Bobby Moore. 90 days detention for suspected 'lefties'. No women in the cabinet.
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