Can someone make me feel a bit better about flying?

Can someone make me feel a bit better about flying?

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philmots

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4,633 posts

261 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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We're off to Vegas in a couple of weeks. Manchester to Altanta then Atlanta to Vegas...

It's by far the longest flight I've ever been on and (I realise this makes me sound a fanny) I'm stting myself..

I used to love flying when I was a kid but in a 10 year gap of no flying before I went to the Canaries 5 years ago. I got it into my head that I hate it. So now I'm not looking forward to this flight in the slightest.

I used to really enjoy it, taking off, landing etc etc but now all I can think of is the wing dropping off lol.

So if anyone can make me feel better..?




Scantily

394 posts

172 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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See if anyone you know has a prescription for valium and will give you a couple of pills. If not then buy some Etizolam on the net (totally legal), its chemistry and effect is very similar to valium. A couple of those 30 mins before your flight and you'll be ready for anything. This is what i do now, i'm not scared of flying but it certainly makes long and boring flights much more enjoyable.

vixen1700

23,095 posts

271 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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You're far more likely to get killed driving to the airport than on the plane. smile_

Of course this time could be the exception. frown

rsv gone!

11,288 posts

242 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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Just ask yourself whether you are the fattest on the plane?

When it inevitably crashes, it will be the fat people the others turn on, to eat.

Mark.

11,104 posts

277 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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Sit at the back, planes never reverse in to mountains, and rest assured that the pilot must be of a reasonable standard because; a) He is still allowed to fly, b) If he has crashed he managed not to kill himself.

Asterix

24,438 posts

229 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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How about a ballooning trip in Egypt to help with a fear of heights?

LuS1fer

41,154 posts

246 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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Scantily said:
See if anyone you know has a prescription for valium and will give you a couple of pills. If not then buy some Etizolam on the net (totally legal), its chemistry and effect is very similar to valium. A couple of those 30 mins before your flight and you'll be ready for anything. This is what i do now, i'm not scared of flying but it certainly makes long and boring flights much more enjoyable.
It is a criminal offence for anyone to supply valium which is a Class C controlled drug available only to those prescribed it.

My wife doesn't like flying and gets the doctor to prescribe her valium for flight purposes. She says it's not perfect but it's vastly better.

I can never understand why people fear flying. It is extremely safe and on the same basis, you could be killed in a car at any second by a far more prolific threat.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,529 posts

151 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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The biggest danger is terrorism. So take your own bomb on the plane with you. The chances of 2 unrelated people taking a bomb on board are so remote it's not worth worrying about.

vixen1700

23,095 posts

271 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
The biggest danger is terrorism. So take your own bomb on the plane with you. The chances of 2 unrelated people taking a bomb on board are so remote it's not worth worrying about.
Top tip there. cool

Bradgate

2,826 posts

148 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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The total number of people killed on Britain's roads last year was 1900. The total number of deaths in UK commercial aviation was zero.

Yes, zero. It was zero in 2011, too.

The total number of deaths in US commercial aviation was also zero. For the fourth consecutive year.

The difference between many people's perception of the dangers of flying and reality is huge. As others have said, the most dangerous part of your journey will be the drives to and from the airports.


Hyde

514 posts

149 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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Sounds like you need to relax, try watching a good movie

I would recommend the 1993 film Alive smile


VoziKaoFangio

8,202 posts

152 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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Bradgate said:
The total number of deaths in UK commercial aviation was zero.

Yes, zero. It was zero in 2011, too.
Unfortunately, UK commercial aviation has a habit of running flights to destinations outside the UK, so you'd have to include them too to make the stat valuable, and also we don't all fly on UK airlines only either. I recently flew London to Belgrade on JAT Airways, if my outbound flight had crashed at Belgrade killing all on board, would that have been considered a "UK commercial aviation" statistic? The accident was not in the UK, and was not a UK airline flight.

I hate flying but it's never stopped me doing it. Wibble. Although driving is obviously more dangerous than flying, I think it's the lack of control and the extreme unlikeliness of survival in any accident that makes people more nervous of the less dangerous mode of transport of the two.

I am sure none of this has helped the OP.

:-)

Matt Harper

6,623 posts

202 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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The wings don't usually drop off - remind yourself about that. I would be more concerned about what greets you at ATL. Hartsfield is an airport I use very frequently (arrived there from Paris yesterday, as it happens). The CBP officers are particularly surly and malevolent and the airport is laid out in such a way as to pretty much ensure that whichever terminal you arrive in will be the diametric opposite of the one your connecting flight leaves from. The transit systems brakes seem on or off - nothing in between.

Bradgate

2,826 posts

148 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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swerni said:
So what you're saying is, we're about due for a crash?

(Posted from T5 on board a flight to Amsterdam waiting to taxi ) wink
Can you see any heavily sweating men of middle-eastern appearance? If not, you're probably ok smile.

Now do as you're told and turn that phone off!

rsv gone!

11,288 posts

242 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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Usual helpful ph thread hehe

Robb F

4,575 posts

172 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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Are the wings supposed to bend that much?

Bradgate

2,826 posts

148 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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Robb F said:
Are the wings supposed to bend that much?
Yep. Flexibility is good. Ask an old person.

Piersman2

6,603 posts

200 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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swerni said:
Bradgate said:
The total number of deaths in UK commercial aviation was zero.

Yes, zero. It was zero in 2011, too.

The total number of deaths in US commercial aviation was also zero. For the fourth consecutive year.
So what you're saying is, we're about due for a crash?
wink
My thoughts exactly, all good runs must come to end, etc... biggrin

Seriously thogh OP, did you really think PH was going to help much with this one. laugh

My advice. Just be fatalistic about it. If your numbers up, it's up.

Or in this case, very much down, quickly, whilst screaming and trying to scribble a quick note to loved ones.



dave_s13

13,815 posts

270 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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Hyde said:
Sounds like you need to relax, try watching a good movie

I would recommend the 1993 film Alive smile
Also try watching "Flight".

Then can fly em upside down and the wngs come off!! Didn't know that.

Lovely pert bum in the opening scene too smile

Terminator X

15,167 posts

205 months

Tuesday 26th February 2013
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Safest form of transport known to man. Far safer than cars yet you no doubt travel in a car most days? Even when planes do crash it rarely results in fatalities. Of course we only ever hear about the ones that crash in to a mountain angel

TX.