Takin’ the Biscuit(s)...!

[spagbogdog]

[edited by moderator]

996 drivers..ohhh PUHLEEEZE..can ya just ‘get some air’...n try rockin’ instead of ‘moddin’. Infact don’t. Go lock urself in the same ruum as the ‘Jackie devotee’s’ n try to understand just WHY TVR are makin friends with REBELLION.. You’ll figure it out ...eventually..

Littlewoods n Grattan catalogue collectors.. STEP RIGHT UP... n bring the ‘Scottie’s’...

If u’ve EVER questioned reality n thought modern~Day Lamborghini’s look a tad Germanic..somewhat ‘Wishy~Washy’...ur in the right ruuum...

I can’t confess to say Les’s new Griff looks ‘Da Mutts’..in the majority of the photos BUT I’m willing to give him my slack (ffs he’s had my wonga long enuff) ..

[url]

I think it looks pretty good above.
I know it sounds fking awesome
Clearly the Guy likes his biscuits..n I’m not talkin Fig~Biscuits here...nooosirreee...
I’m talkin FULL~FAT~CHOCCY~DIGEEEEES...the ones made for BIG dunks’...!!...n sliding ur tongue ALL over the melting choccy...n lickin the residue off both sides of ya mouth...

(((((we’ve all done ittttt))))

Time to give ‘Big~Les’ a big tin of em in return for the next meaningful update....

Edited by dinosaur.mod on Sunday 17th March 20:07

[rigga]

Don't know where to start with that .....

[Sardonicus]

What have I just read?

[Monkeylegend]

Saturday night drink induced, withdrawal symptons ramblings, of a TVR thread bannee madman thinking he's going to buy a new TVR Griffith anytime soon.

Deranged and delusional I tell ye.

[spagbogdog]

Monkeylegend said:

Saturday night drink induced, withdrawal symptons ramblings, of a TVR thread bannee madman thinking he's going to buy a new TVR Griffith anytime soon.

Deranged and delusional I tell ye.

Marshmallow biscuit for you !!!
No substance in your idle mutterings

[8nil]

spagbogdog said:

If your ‘daily’ is a Tampon ur in the wrong thread.
Go wipe the dust off ur ‘Jackie’ collection n lock urself in the Little~Boys~Ruuum....for a split second..Ya know it won’t take long..

996 drivers..ohhh PUHLEEEZE..can ya just ‘get some air’...n try rockin’ instead of ‘moddin’. Infact don’t. Go lock urself in the same ruum as the ‘Jackie devotee’s’ n try to understand just WHY TVR are makin friends with REBELLION.. You’ll figure it out ...eventually..

Littlewoods n Grattan catalogue collectors.. STEP RIGHT UP... n bring the ‘Scottie’s’...

If u’ve EVER questioned reality n thought modern~Day Lamborghini’s look a tad Germanic..somewhat ‘Wishy~Washy’...ur in the right ruuum...

I can’t confess to say Les’s new Griff looks ‘Da Mutts’..in the majority of the photos BUT I’m willing to give him my slack (ffs he’s had my wonga long enuff) ..

[url]

I think it looks pretty good above.
I know it sounds fking awesome
Clearly the Guy likes his biscuits..n I’m not talkin Fig~Biscuits here...nooosirreee...
I’m talkin FULL~FAT~CHOCCY~DIGEEEEES...the ones made for BIG dunks’...!!...n sliding ur tongue ALL over the melting choccy...n lickin the residue off both sides of ya mouth...

(((((we’ve all done ittttt))))

Time to give ‘Big~Les’ a big tin of em in return for the next meaningful update....

We miss you on the 'under wraps' thread. Hope you get back soon!

[spagbogdog]

^^^^

[m4tti]

spagbogdog said:

If your ‘daily’ is a Tampon ur in the wrong thread.
Go wipe the dust off ur ‘Jackie’ collection n lock urself in the Little~Boys~Ruuum....for a split second..Ya know it won’t take long..

996 drivers..ohhh PUHLEEEZE..can ya just ‘get some air’...n try rockin’ instead of ‘moddin’. Infact don’t. Go lock urself in the same ruum as the ‘Jackie devotee’s’ n try to understand just WHY TVR are makin friends with REBELLION.. You’ll figure it out ...eventually..

Littlewoods n Grattan catalogue collectors.. STEP RIGHT UP... n bring the ‘Scottie’s’...

If u’ve EVER questioned reality n thought modern~Day Lamborghini’s look a tad Germanic..somewhat ‘Wishy~Washy’...ur in the right ruuum...

I can’t confess to say Les’s new Griff looks ‘Da Mutts’..in the majority of the photos BUT I’m willing to give him my slack (ffs he’s had my wonga long enuff) ..

[url]

I think it looks pretty good above.
I know it sounds fking awesome
Clearly the Guy likes his biscuits..n I’m not talkin Fig~Biscuits here...nooosirreee...
I’m talkin FULL~FAT~CHOCCY~DIGEEEEES...the ones made for BIG dunks’...!!...n sliding ur tongue ALL over the melting choccy...n lickin the residue off both sides of ya mouth...

(((((we’ve all done ittttt))))

Time to give ‘Big~Les’ a big tin of em in return for the next meaningful update....

Good to see you’re keeping it real Spag.

Spag, the legend lives on

[spagbogdog]

Here you are me ol’ chum...help yourself to onnadeez beauties...

[PGNSagaris]

feel a bit sorry for you pal.

[Testarossa]

Thanks Matti for the heads up!

I have no idea what Spag is going on about but maybe i need to clear my cookies.

[spagbogdog]

PGNSagaris said:

feel a bit sorry for you pal.

Ahhh that’s ok...
Take onnadeez babies..you’ll soon be back on high..

Edited by spagbogdog on Sunday 17th March 15:43

[spagbogdog]

Testarossa said:

Thanks Matti for the heads up!

I have no idea what Spag is going on about but maybe i need to clear my cookies.

Get summadeez inside ya belly Ginga

[Testarossa]

spagbogdog said:

Testarossa said:

Thanks Matti for the heads up!

I have no idea what Spag is going on about but maybe i need to clear my cookies.

Get summadeez inside ya belly Ginga

But surely, this is a biscuit thread Spag...?

[spagbogdog]

...errrrrr
Kinda
Well until the next update when ‘Big~Les’ makes us all a cuppa tea at his new ‘man~shed’ in Wales....

[m4tti]

spagbogdog said:

PGNSagaris said:

feel a bit sorry for you pal.

Ahhh that’s ok...
Take onnadeez babies..you’ll soon be back on high..

Edited by spagbogdog on Sunday 17th March 15:43

The ganja biscuits did make me chuckle

[fullpull]

TVR withdrawal syndrome or some other rather serious mental issue surely.
PH, the new place to go for cookie lovers. The world is a madhouse!

[spagbogdog]

It’s time for our first regular feature...

‘Sunday Prayers’

Doff’s his cap
Mutter’s three Hail Mary’s
Promises to confess his sins (NOT)..!!!!

Anddddd..here is my prayer..

Dear Father Les,
I wanna Glove Box
ON THE LEFT HAND fkING SIDE
Lockable
Refridgeratabubble (always handy for condoms...err meant Choccy~Digeees..soorreee..)
Deep
With a bulb that works
And a swivel that wont ever break
Make it perfect please
AND NOT A fkING £500 OPTION
‘Make it so’ Father

[spagbogdog]

Sunday~Prayers (ii)

Dear Les,

Forgive ‘them’..for ‘they’ have sinned.

‘They’ doubt ur sense of purpose and waft around the beach dressed in YELLOW ....

Ffs...everyone knows a true Fezza~Head only wears YELLOW.

B
O
R
I
N
G
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now...
Wheels...!!!
Point of many discussions in here.
They NEED to be WIDER at the back
Yupppppp
Tad more purposeful and befitting of that gorgeous rear diffuser.
Not remotely interested in the yawning blah blah blahhh non~sensibullness whatsoever.
Wide is GOOOD.
Infact it’s VERRRRRY GOOOOOD


Make it so Father...
((((a small~cost option is acceptable)))...
SO LONG AS I CAN HAVE A ‘GLOVEE’

[Testarossa]

AML is now a £2bn* company

The share price has collapsed due to nothing else other than the front end of the V8 Vantage - no other reason, not because it was overvalued at its IPO, nothing to do with the geo-political landscape, nothing to do with the economy stoopid, no correlation with Brexit whatsoever.

No, the reason why AML is collapsing is because the designers and board of directors did not listen to customers who said "Les, that front end needs to be sorted" err Freudian slip.

So TVR, let this be a warning, take heed Les, you will be visited by 3 potential customers, 1 who will show you how beautiful TVRs used to be, another will show how collectively, you are disregarding your future customer base and finally another that will show TVR being buried whist all around, apart from a few individuals, there will be a distinct absence of melancholy...

Les, do you really want to have the biggest turkey when you wake from your slumber or do you want to have a beautiful TVR and to hell with the GM dynamics?

• At the time of writing.The value of your investment can go down as well as up. Past performance should not be considered reliable indicators of future returns.

Edited by Testarossa on Monday 25th March 18:28